xanadian: My pick-up line? "Hi, I'm xanadian."/what the hell is wrong with people!??
Pocket Ninja: Articles categorizing the "worst pick-up lines" are always stupid, because there is no such thing as the "worst pick-up line." It's always possible to invent something even worse once you see the current batch. Besides, any guy with decent skillz knows that that pick-up lines are purely about humor. It's about the delivery, about breaking the ice, about creating a bit of self-deprecatory humor that gets her to think that you're confident enough in yourself to not be totally serious all the time, which in turn makes applying the chloroform a lot easier.
Arkanaut: My favorite: "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world."//space pants!
mayIFark: Arkanaut: My favorite: "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world."//space pants!No, they're softball pants, because they're out of your league.
Nogale: Last weekend a guy tried to pick me up while I was out running. His slick method was to tell me I was going to ruin my knees and to offer an unrequested demonstration of rhythmic breathing. I agreed to meet him for coffee just so he'd leave me alone.Yes, I met him. I don't stand people up, ever. No, nothing happened or will ever happen between us.
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