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(Daily Mail)   Lockheed Martin fires most powerful portable laser weapon it has ever created, say they have no plans to mount them on sharks   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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2014-02-04 08:18:53 AM
If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?
 
2014-02-04 08:29:32 AM

Langston: If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?


To mount them on satellites and make popcorn from space, obviously!
 
2014-02-04 08:51:03 AM

INeedAName: Langston: If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?

To mount them on satellites and make popcorn from space, obviously!


I thought that was the laser that was mounted on a plane...
 
2014-02-04 09:03:18 AM
Expected Real Genius reference in the Boobies. Langston, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-04 09:05:27 AM
The most powerful laser is the one used for a presentation that lauches trillion dollar wars
 
2014-02-04 09:16:52 AM

Richelieu: Expected Real Genius reference in the Boobies. Langston, I am disappoint.



Well, I plan on winning 33% of the prizes anyway.
 
2014-02-04 09:24:58 AM
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I think it is time we'd demonstrated the full power of this station. Set course for Alderaan
 
2014-02-04 09:52:23 AM
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2014-02-04 10:05:47 AM
Combines multiple lasers into a single beam


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Begun the Empire has.
 
2014-02-04 12:00:27 PM

yves0010: INeedAName: Langston: If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?

To mount them on satellites and make popcorn from space, obviously!

I thought that was the laser that was mounted on a plane...


True.  But that was just the prototype for creating popcorn from space.  I mean really, ANYONE can create popcorn from an airplane.  Even William Atherton objected to this - it was designed for space.
 
2014-02-04 12:14:39 PM
I don't find weapons designed to kill humans over some idiot war cool.  **shrug**
 
2014-02-04 01:24:20 PM

Skyday: I don't find weapons designed to kill humans over some idiot war cool.  **shrug**


But what about zapping incoming large asteroids? Either using the laser power to push them, or at closer range, break them up?
 
2014-02-04 01:55:33 PM

Mr. Shabooboo: Skyday: I don't find weapons designed to kill humans over some idiot war cool.  **shrug**

But what about zapping incoming large asteroids? Either using the laser power to push them, or at closer range, break them up?


That would be nice.  However, history tends to repeat itself.
 
2014-02-04 03:01:59 PM

INeedAName: Langston: If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?

To mount them on satellites and make popcorn from space, obviously!


Came just for this. Thank you.
 
2014-02-04 03:38:05 PM
How many music montages did it take to complete this laser?
 
2014-02-04 06:34:39 PM
for now...
 
2014-02-04 08:30:12 PM

Langston: If they're not going to create laser blasters with them, what the hell is the point?


I would be happy with the Borg cutting beam.
 
2014-02-05 03:34:56 PM

Skyday: I don't find weapons designed to kill humans over some idiot war cool.  **shrug**


You obviously don't love 'Murica. Go back to Germany you communist.


/There are some really interesting weapons that I think are 'cool'. Such as the CBU-97.
// But using them on people is much less cool. I just like the science behind them.
 
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