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(LAist)   Do you wanna see a plump, teenage mid-1980's Gwen Stefani getting Sting's autograph on a motorcycle? Sure ya do   (laist.com) divider line 10
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2014-02-04 08:32:32 AM
3 votes:
Awesome.
2014-02-04 05:08:32 PM
2 votes:
I met her in the late '80s (or early '90s?  I can't remember) at a show/party in San Bernardino where she and No Doubt played.  She was standing next to this parked muscle car afterward, where a friend of mine who played trombone for Voodoo Glow Skulls was talking to a friend of hers, and about five minutes into it, she looks over at me and says "Well, I guess no one want to talk to us. What's your name?"  I stuttered my name, she shook my hand, my heart raced and my mouth went dry, I managed to stutter out a few sentences about shows of theirs that I'd seen with the Skeletones and Spy Kids and a couple other bands, she talked to me for a bit about scooters and fashion, laughed at my stupid quips, and we parted ways.  She was bright and funny and sweet and charming in a way I'd never experienced in my 15 or 16 years on the planet.  I swore she was the loveliest thing I'd ever seen.  She just killed me, and I still get nervous thinking about it.  So awkward.

Yeah, I know, cool story bro.
2014-02-04 02:47:38 PM
1 votes:

inglixthemad: I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.


Things needed to cook a frozen pizza:
pizza.

Things needed to cook chicken marsala, a randomly-selected 30-minute recipe, that you may or may not have (or have enough of) in your house:
chicken breast, flour, salt, black pepper, oregano, butter, oil, mushrooms, white wine, sherry

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the frozen pizza:
play with your kids, read the mail, fix the toilet, do some yoga, clean the house, have sex, etc.

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the chicken marsala:
make the chicken marsala

Convenience foods are called that for a reason. Their major selling point isn't taste, healthfulness, cost, etc. You trade away some of those things to get more time.  (What you choose to do with that time is a different question, however.)
2014-02-04 01:31:09 PM
1 votes:

inglixthemad: El Dudereno: ReapTheChaos: 2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.

Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.

My Facebook newsfeed would tend to agree with you. The fatties alternate between biatching about skinny people and posting horrendously unhealthy recipes.

Or they post healthy recipes they never cook.

I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.


Yeah, but cooking is hard...

Never mind all you have to do is throw a salad together and maybe cook some meat to go with it.

Back on topic, I think Gwen looks fat in that picture because of the old man pleated shorts she's wearing more than anything.
2014-02-04 11:49:47 AM
1 votes:

theflatline: and gavin and his tranny old lady before gwenn.

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wow, gavin is far prettier than his chick!

/man enough to know when a guy is pretty
2014-02-04 11:03:23 AM
1 votes:
Is she actually chubby, or is it just the shirt "blousing" from being tucked in?
2014-02-04 10:00:03 AM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

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2014-02-04 09:20:04 AM
1 votes:

2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.


Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.
2014-02-04 09:13:15 AM
1 votes:
Why would somebody want Sting to autograph a motorcycle?
2014-02-04 09:09:40 AM
1 votes:
Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.
 
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