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(LAist)   Do you wanna see a plump, teenage mid-1980's Gwen Stefani getting Sting's autograph on a motorcycle? Sure ya do   (laist.com) divider line 61
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2014-02-04 08:32:32 AM  
Awesome.
 
2014-02-04 08:39:21 AM  
That happened.
 
2014-02-04 09:05:04 AM  
I really don't think that is Gwen on the motorcycle...
 
2014-02-04 09:09:40 AM  
Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.
 
2014-02-04 09:13:15 AM  
Why would somebody want Sting to autograph a motorcycle?
 
2014-02-04 09:13:45 AM  
The most 80's of motorcycles, the Yamaha Midnight Maxim

www.motoralf.com.br

None more 80's. None.
 
2014-02-04 09:16:25 AM  
I prefer the other sting

www.wwe.com
 
2014-02-04 09:19:22 AM  

loki see loki do: The most 80's of motorcycles, the Yamaha Midnight Maxim

[www.motoralf.com.br image 850x691]

None more 80's. None.


Begs to differ.
 
2014-02-04 09:20:04 AM  

2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.


Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.
 
2014-02-04 09:24:09 AM  
Pre-ipecac Gwen!
 
2014-02-04 09:24:30 AM  

INeedAName: loki see loki do: The most 80's of motorcycles, the Yamaha Midnight Maxim

[www.motoralf.com.br image 850x691]

None more 80's. None.

Begs to differ.


I don't think movie props really count here. I'll go with the original poster and say, ya, that'd. Pretty 80s. Not even god awful horrible like most 80s stuff.

Was there some memo I missed that said everything needed to be boxy and as anti aerodynamic as possible.
 
2014-02-04 09:36:23 AM  

ReapTheChaos: 2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.

Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.


My Facebook newsfeed would tend to agree with you. The fatties alternate between biatching about skinny people and posting horrendously unhealthy recipes.
 
2014-02-04 09:39:09 AM  
She was always a pretty girl.
 
2014-02-04 09:47:48 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: She was always a pretty girl.


Knew a guy who went to school with her. He said no picture he has ever seen has done justice to how hot she is in person

/I know a girl just like that. Most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but if I posted a pic, y'all would think "meh, she's pretty, but ..."
//not gonna do it
 
2014-02-04 09:55:02 AM  
INeedAName:

Begs to differ.

Sure, but is Sting riding it?
No.

/lol,good call.
 
2014-02-04 09:56:30 AM  
Is my Fark on drugs?! Make wit da pics yall!
 
2014-02-04 10:00:03 AM  

machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-04 10:02:11 AM  
Do you wanna see Sting being saved from captivity in a steel cage by Robocop?

Of course you do:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-04 10:07:39 AM  

trotsky: machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

[i.imgur.com image 849x600]


^^^^ now THAT's a cool pic.....

/+1 internets to you sir
 
2014-02-04 10:45:24 AM  
Who?!
 
2014-02-04 10:45:32 AM  

trotsky: machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

[i.imgur.com image 849x600]


gsngaming.com
 
2014-02-04 10:54:34 AM  

trotsky: machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]


img.fark.net

My respect for Steve Borden just rose several notches.
 
2014-02-04 10:55:07 AM  

trotsky: machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

[i.imgur.com image 849x600]


xzibit.jpg

i heard you like both stings, so here's a photo of sting playing sting's bass while sting looks at him

/eyes have gone crossed
 
2014-02-04 11:03:23 AM  
Is she actually chubby, or is it just the shirt "blousing" from being tucked in?
 
2014-02-04 11:16:49 AM  
1983? Jeebus, that woman is a vampire
 
2014-02-04 11:19:48 AM  

dentalhilljack: Is she actually chubby, or is it just the shirt "blousing" from being tucked in?


probably a combo

her legs definitely don't look fat, but her face looks more plump than it does in recent (last 15 years) photos

plus, in 1983 she would've been ~14, so it's possibly some "babyfat" still
 
2014-02-04 11:26:26 AM  

GRCooper: Knew a guy who went to school with her. He said no picture he has ever seen has done justice to how hot she is in person


I've never understood the theory that she  doesn't look good in her pictures. I mean, yeah, there are a million bad photos of her, but there are a billion where she's basically... hot. (welcometofark.jpg, I guess.)

The VH1 "Behind the Music" on No Doubt is actually pretty entertaining. It used to be her  brother's band, and then she got up on stage for some reason and people started going nuts, and then he quit. It's tragically hilarious to watch him rationalize that choice, and to actively avoid coming to grips with the fact that people were much, much more interested in watching a super-hot and charismatic 20-something Cali girl put on a rock star act than they were in watching a normal-looking thirty-something dude do the same thing.
 
2014-02-04 11:41:52 AM  
and gavin and his tranny old lady before gwenn.

content.intouchweekly.com
 
2014-02-04 11:49:47 AM  

theflatline: and gavin and his tranny old lady before gwenn.

[content.intouchweekly.com image 235x375]


wow, gavin is far prettier than his chick!

/man enough to know when a guy is pretty
 
2014-02-04 11:57:00 AM  

trotsky: machoprogrammer: I prefer the other sting

[www.wwe.com image 642x361]

[i.imgur.com image 849x600]


Wow, that's awesome.
 
2014-02-04 12:01:19 PM  
I want to see a plump Gwen Stefani crumbled up on the corner of my bed.
 
2014-02-04 12:01:57 PM  

mistrmind: I want to see a plump Gwen Stefani crumbled up on the corner of my bed.


crumbled = crumpled.   Ah, same thing really.
 
2014-02-04 12:54:13 PM  

kroonermanblack: INeedAName: loki see loki do: The most 80's of motorcycles, the Yamaha Midnight Maxim

[www.motoralf.com.br image 850x691]

None more 80's. None.

Begs to differ.

I don't think movie props really count here.


Whatever... you keep telling yourself that.

www.dvdtalk.com
 
2014-02-04 01:16:19 PM  

theflatline: and gavin and his tranny old lady before gwenn.

[content.intouchweekly.com image 235x375]


Which one is the woman again?
 
2014-02-04 01:18:02 PM  

El Dudereno: ReapTheChaos: 2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.

Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.

My Facebook newsfeed would tend to agree with you. The fatties alternate between biatching about skinny people and posting horrendously unhealthy recipes.


Or they post healthy recipes they never cook.

I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.
 
2014-02-04 01:31:09 PM  

inglixthemad: El Dudereno: ReapTheChaos: 2CountyFairs: Fat asses are actually giving her some grief because she dared to say that the photo was of her when she was chubby.

Of course they are, everyone knows fat people have no control over they way they look. It's a lot easier to biatch about skinny people than it is to lose weight.

My Facebook newsfeed would tend to agree with you. The fatties alternate between biatching about skinny people and posting horrendously unhealthy recipes.

Or they post healthy recipes they never cook.

I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.


Yeah, but cooking is hard...

Never mind all you have to do is throw a salad together and maybe cook some meat to go with it.

Back on topic, I think Gwen looks fat in that picture because of the old man pleated shorts she's wearing more than anything.
 
2014-02-04 02:12:09 PM  

semiotix: GRCooper: Knew a guy who went to school with her. He said no picture he has ever seen has done justice to how hot she is in person

I've never understood the theory that she  doesn't look good in her pictures. I mean, yeah, there are a million bad photos of her, but there are a billion where she's basically... hot. (welcometofark.jpg, I guess.)


That wasn't his point - it was; however hot you think she is in pictures, that's nothing.

She was, he said, the hottest woman he'd ever met.
 
2014-02-04 02:38:30 PM  
1952 Vincent Black Lightning, ftw
 
2014-02-04 02:47:38 PM  

inglixthemad: I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.


Things needed to cook a frozen pizza:
pizza.

Things needed to cook chicken marsala, a randomly-selected 30-minute recipe, that you may or may not have (or have enough of) in your house:
chicken breast, flour, salt, black pepper, oregano, butter, oil, mushrooms, white wine, sherry

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the frozen pizza:
play with your kids, read the mail, fix the toilet, do some yoga, clean the house, have sex, etc.

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the chicken marsala:
make the chicken marsala

Convenience foods are called that for a reason. Their major selling point isn't taste, healthfulness, cost, etc. You trade away some of those things to get more time.  (What you choose to do with that time is a different question, however.)
 
2014-02-04 03:19:03 PM  

GRCooper: That wasn't his point - it was; however hot you think she is in pictures, that's nothing.


I just meant that I've seen many a Fark thread in which Gwen Stefani's sharp knees or the butteredness of her face were an issue.

I don't photograph well either, but then I'm hideous, so it's less surprising.
 
2014-02-04 03:28:00 PM  

GRCooper: unfarkingbelievable: She was always a pretty girl.

Knew a guy who went to school with her. He said no picture he has ever seen has done justice to how hot she is in person

/I know a girl just like that. Most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but if I posted a pic, y'all would think "meh, she's pretty, but ..."
//not gonna do it


Not an unusual phenomena.  I saw Anna Kournakova at an airport when she was 16.  She was - by far - the most beautiful human being I'd ever seen.  I didn't even feel like a member of the same species as her.  I also stood next to Scarlett Johansson in line at a Starbucks when she was filming The Island near my office.  She was beautiful, but nowhere near as stunning as Anna.
 
2014-02-04 03:38:17 PM  

inglixthemad: I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.


Difference being I can set my alarm on my phone for 30 minutes from now and go do whatever. Uzzah said it better.
 
2014-02-04 04:27:51 PM  
img.fark.net
This is Stefani and brother ~1983.
 
2014-02-04 05:08:32 PM  
I met her in the late '80s (or early '90s?  I can't remember) at a show/party in San Bernardino where she and No Doubt played.  She was standing next to this parked muscle car afterward, where a friend of mine who played trombone for Voodoo Glow Skulls was talking to a friend of hers, and about five minutes into it, she looks over at me and says "Well, I guess no one want to talk to us. What's your name?"  I stuttered my name, she shook my hand, my heart raced and my mouth went dry, I managed to stutter out a few sentences about shows of theirs that I'd seen with the Skeletones and Spy Kids and a couple other bands, she talked to me for a bit about scooters and fashion, laughed at my stupid quips, and we parted ways.  She was bright and funny and sweet and charming in a way I'd never experienced in my 15 or 16 years on the planet.  I swore she was the loveliest thing I'd ever seen.  She just killed me, and I still get nervous thinking about it.  So awkward.

Yeah, I know, cool story bro.
 
2014-02-04 06:32:58 PM  

shamalamadingdong: a friend of mine who played trombone for Voodoo Glow Skulls


*SWOON!*

/Got free tix and backstage passes to some no doubt concert... didn't say "hi" because their trombone guys got robbed in the mix so their "Rudy, a Message To You" blew chunks.
//Still hold that grudge.  I don't think they noticed.
 
2014-02-04 06:59:37 PM  
loki see loki do *
i was gonna ask what kind of bike sting was on but thanks for answering . that pic makes sense cuz her dad was a Yamaha exec at the time and thats prolly how she got back stage to get the autograph and just so happened to have a record to sign ...nice
 
2014-02-04 06:59:46 PM  

Uzzah: inglixthemad: I explained to a friend that it takes about 30 minutes to pull out a frozen pizza and make it in the oven, including warm up time. I also told her I know two dozen recipes off the top of my head I can have prepared in 20 minutes that are healthy.

Things needed to cook a frozen pizza:
pizza.

Things needed to cook chicken marsala, a randomly-selected 30-minute recipe, that you may or may not have (or have enough of) in your house:
chicken breast, flour, salt, black pepper, oregano, butter, oil, mushrooms, white wine, sherry

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the frozen pizza:
play with your kids, read the mail, fix the toilet, do some yoga, clean the house, have sex, etc.

Things that can be done in the 30 minutes it takes to make the chicken marsala:
make the chicken marsala

Convenience foods are called that for a reason. Their major selling point isn't taste, healthfulness, cost, etc. You trade away some of those things to get more time.  (What you choose to do with that time is a different question, however.)


I like to masturbate during pizza cooking time, but not to gwen stefani. I fantasize about chicken marsala.
 
2014-02-04 07:17:22 PM  
jwmc1971 i was gonna ask what kind of bike sting was on but thanks for answering . that pic makes sense cuz her dad was a Yamaha exec at the time and thats prolly how she got back stage to get the autograph and just so happened to have a record to sign ...nice

Now you made me wonder-as an Italian was he proud or driven nuts by their devotion to Vespas & Lammies when he coulda gotten them free Rivas? No wonder Tony dumped Gwen, she didn't have her old man comp him a new keyboard or an artificial heart...

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_(No_Doubt_song)#Background
 
2014-02-04 07:34:04 PM  
Save Ferris was a far superior  band.
 
2014-02-04 09:00:12 PM  

loki see loki do: The most 80's of motorcycles, the Yamaha Midnight Maxim

[www.motoralf.com.br image 850x691]

None more 80's. None.



Nah, that bike isn't so bad. I'd totally be seen riding it today.

Then again, I currently ride this...


vf1100c.free.fr
// I'll let you decide which I mean
 
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