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(MSNBC)   Britney Spears eyeing role in new Dukes of Hazzard movie, thinks she'd be a perfect "Cooter" (bottom of page)   ( divider line
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2004-01-29 03:26:38 PM  
Go away!
2004-01-29 03:54:59 PM  
Yeah, Dukes of Hazzard is at about her quality level.
2004-01-29 04:03:33 PM  
Will the Duke boys jump the General Lee over the vacuous gulf she has left in the annals of popular culture?
2004-01-29 04:06:38 PM  
heh heh...annals...
2004-01-29 04:07:06 PM  
Vendaz don't insult the Dukes of Hazzard like that.
2004-01-29 04:16:07 PM  
DownSouth on his way to work in the morning

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2004-01-29 04:18:41 PM  

You're right, that was a bit harsh against the Duke boys. I take it back.
2004-01-29 04:22:42 PM  
Methinks she's got the white trash part down pat.
2004-01-29 04:24:59 PM  
Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Straight'nin' the curve,
Flat'nin' the hills.
Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will.
Makin' their way,
The only way they know how,
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
Just good ol' boys,
Wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
yeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwww
2004-01-29 05:27:42 PM  
Cooter! My wife has one of those. Oh not that cooter.
2004-01-29 05:28:04 PM  
I think she's got a pretty nice coochie.

Wait, this is something different?

2004-01-29 05:29:02 PM  
I find it more interesting that she's eyeing roles "In the Pink".
2004-01-29 05:29:10 PM  
lysergic : its called a HOO-HA
2004-01-29 05:29:40 PM  
Wake me when she does full frontal in a movie...
2004-01-29 05:29:54 PM  
JCT submitted this first with a funnier headline.


2004-01-29 05:30:04 PM  
That was my favorite show when I was 5. Remember when Bo & Luke were replaced by their cousins, Coy & Vance? It got even lamer than it was before! And when they found an alien, we knew it was all over.
2004-01-29 05:30:24 PM  
Why, oh why do these morons marry. Ashton and Demi that is.. It's either to cover the gay thing or keep their laywers wealthy.
2004-01-29 05:30:32 PM  
Whats interesting is the new melbrooke's film in the works (nicole Kidman) at the very bottom. (i'm at work and leaving now, please excuse hasty spelling.)
2004-01-29 05:30:42 PM  
So now Demi Moore + Ashton Kutcher = DASHTON?!

Yes, I actually read the whole thing :(

2004-01-29 05:30:53 PM  
P.S. Britney sucks.
2004-01-29 05:31:23 PM  
I find it more interesting that she's eyeing roles "In the Pink".

Isn't that a sequel? 2: In the Pink. The follow up to 1: In the Stink?
2004-01-29 05:31:38 PM  
giggity giggity giggity giggity aaaaallll riiiiiiight.
2004-01-29 05:32:04 PM  
Kitt > General Lee
2004-01-29 05:33:01 PM  
Brittney wearing Daisy Duke's outfit?


(won't somebody in hollywood think of the kittens?)
2004-01-29 05:33:03 PM  
Soup4Bunny..but can she hold a baggy?
2004-01-29 05:33:56 PM  

Whats interesting is the new melbrooke's film in the works (nicole Kidman) at the very bottom. (i'm at work and leaving now, please excuse hasty spelling.)

I find it more interesting that the writer doesn't seem to realise that The Producers was originally on the big screen before making the shift to Broadway. Of course, maybe she does know, and just couldn't be bothered, but it doesn't read that way.
2004-01-29 05:34:13 PM  
I'd be curious as to the movie "In the Pink". Hmm...
2004-01-29 05:34:37 PM  
gee...why not the new Starsky and Hutch

that looks like a winner

/bad 70's TV shows
2004-01-29 05:34:56 PM  
I'd teabag it.
2004-01-29 05:34:57 PM  
Catherine Bach for the youngsters.

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old hotness

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new and busted
2004-01-29 05:35:32 PM  
Yep, today definitely sucks.
2004-01-29 05:35:42 PM  
Gyood, gyood, gyood!
2004-01-29 05:35:53 PM  
evolution is fac... wait... i've been teleported into another thread!!!... phew...
/wipes sweat off brow
2004-01-29 05:35:56 PM  
To hell with you Britney.

There is only ONE Cooter.

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And he is THE MAN.

Go marry another hometown swamprat, you stupid cow.
2004-01-29 05:36:45 PM  
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(from a recent PShop contest)
2004-01-29 05:36:51 PM  
She would ruin that movie.
2004-01-29 05:36:59 PM  
Is this the pron version I keep hearing about?
2004-01-29 05:38:02 PM  
I'm That Guy - OWWW OOWWWWW!!! My eyes! Damn you!

2004-01-29 05:38:08 PM  
Yeah, I'd bet she's got cooters.
2004-01-29 05:39:39 PM  
I for one, would like to request that they include the sex chair in some form.
2004-01-29 05:39:52 PM  
Because Crossroads wasn't a bad enough movie, now she wants to produce (re: Door to Door)? Oh, how wonderful. As if her first attempt wasn't airheaded and fluffy stupid enough.
2004-01-29 05:40:55 PM  
The only interesting thing about that link is that Stern is getting a CBS primetime show
2004-01-29 05:41:21 PM  
Can Britney just finally bust it out for everyone to relieve this increasing suspense and put her back on the shelf? Remember how Madonna did that and now nobody cares.

Bust 'em out!!
2004-01-29 05:41:38 PM  
She's a cooter alright.
2004-01-29 05:42:08 PM  
Damn you,I'm That Guy. Damn your stinking soul to hell!
2004-01-29 05:42:24 PM  
Who knew that Cooter's last name was "Cleavage"?

/couldn't work "biscuit" or "beavage" into that
2004-01-29 05:45:37 PM  
y'know... "Daisy Duke" might not be too far from where Ms. Spears would be without her singing career. . .
2004-01-29 05:47:27 PM  
I think the people ripping this are overrating the acting talent in the original series. I think it would be cool. She already looks like a hot piece of white trash. (Meant in the most respectable way possible -- please don't hate me Britney!)

/call me?
2004-01-29 05:51:43 PM  
I'm eyeing a roll in her pink.

2004-01-29 05:52:55 PM  
Sung to Neil Young's "Hey Hey, My My":

She's got 2 in the pink, and 1 in the stink
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