Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Foodbeast)   Science just got hall-up-inyo business and is providing new data on why we are not actually 1% nacho   (foodbeast.com) divider line 37
    More: Amusing, nachos  
•       •       •

6094 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2014 at 9:52 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



37 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2014-02-04 01:27:56 AM  
I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.
 
2014-02-04 01:56:50 AM  
TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.
 
2014-02-04 08:12:42 AM  

Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.


My wife uses cumin in everything. It is a grossly under appreciated spice.
 
2014-02-04 08:12:54 AM  
I'm 40% nachos.
 
2014-02-04 08:17:35 AM  
I am at least 8% beer.
 
2014-02-04 08:17:43 AM  

kronicfeld: Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.

My wife uses cumin in everything. It is a grossly under appreciated spice.


You know, I totally read that sentence wrong at first glance.
 
2014-02-04 09:12:46 AM  
We are the 99%
 
2014-02-04 09:59:38 AM  

HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.


If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.
 
2014-02-04 10:03:04 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-04 10:03:17 AM  
Please, it's pronounced "bidniz."
 
2014-02-04 10:06:27 AM  

kronicfeld: Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.

My wife uses cumin in everything. It is a grossly under appreciated spice.


Indeed. It is essential for my chili recipe.
 
2014-02-04 10:07:58 AM  
And now I'm considering nachos for lunch.
 
2014-02-04 10:10:32 AM  

Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.



Cumin your wife's nachoes?
 
2014-02-04 10:12:26 AM  

abfalter: Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.


Cumin your wife's nachoes?


loads, even
 
2014-02-04 10:13:27 AM  

SDRR: abfalter: Sid_6.7: I am reasonably certain that I am at least 3% nacho.

You have not lived until you've tried my wife's nachos with high-quality ground turkey and loads of cumin, among other things.


Cumin your wife's nachoes?

loads, even


among other things
 
2014-02-04 10:17:03 AM  
Nacho problems
 
2014-02-04 10:18:40 AM  
downtrend.com

100% taco, you betcha.
 
2014-02-04 10:31:00 AM  
I'm 80 proof.
 
2014-02-04 10:34:42 AM  

forteblast: HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.

If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.


That's dumb. I understand why they say it, but that's dumb.
 
2014-02-04 10:35:29 AM  
Who invented nachos?

/you're welcome
//great nephew
 
2014-02-04 10:40:02 AM  
This article is pure bullshiat.

/check my dung, no nachos. Nacho' cheese!
 
2014-02-04 10:40:28 AM  
Ya but since I don't believe in science, then it's not true. Cos science totally depends on belief in order to be true.

/wish I didn't constantly hear "opinions" like this about actual science.
 
2014-02-04 10:41:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: forteblast: HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.

If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.

That's dumb. I understand why they say it, but that's dumb.


If you pucker both your lips and the OTHER end of the digestive track then it becomes inside.
 
2014-02-04 11:00:27 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: forteblast: HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.

If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.

That's dumb. I understand why they say it, but that's dumb.


Even if it was defined as "inside the body", the nachos would not be a part of your body. Therefore you would still not be 1% nacho.
 
2014-02-04 11:01:35 AM  

I might be .75% at the moment, but Irish!

i478.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-04 11:25:43 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 11:31:02 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: forteblast: HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.

If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.

That's dumb. I understand why they say it, but that's dumb.


Educate yourself.
 
2014-02-04 12:29:38 PM  
If it's multi-colored food what goes in, why is it all brown when it gets out?

/sciene
 
2014-02-04 01:05:24 PM  

Mr.Hawk: I might be .75% at the moment, but Irish!

[i478.photobucket.com image 533x400]


Are those... peas? o.O

Peas do not belong on nachos. Evil, wrong and bad.
 
2014-02-04 01:11:27 PM  

Queensowntalia: Mr.Hawk: I might be .75% at the moment, but Irish!

[i478.photobucket.com image 533x400]

Are those... peas? o.O

Peas do not belong on nachos. Evil, wrong and bad.

 
2014-02-04 02:18:15 PM  

Queensowntalia: Mr.Hawk: I might be .75% at the moment, but Irish!

[i478.photobucket.com image 533x400]

Are those... peas? o.O

Peas do not belong on nachos. Evil, wrong and bad.


That's like Lovecraftian evil, wrong and bad.
 
2014-02-04 03:11:39 PM  

Mr.Hawk: I might be .75% at the moment, but Irish!

[i478.photobucket.com image 533x400]


i1200.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-04 03:22:20 PM  

Queensowntalia: Peas do not belong on nachos. Evil, wrong and bad.

 
2014-02-04 03:41:02 PM  

2DShooter: Please, it's pronounced "bidniz."



Obscure?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-04 04:10:52 PM  

EvilVanMan: And now I'm considering nachos for lunch.


But no, you can't have them.

Nachos.
 
2014-02-04 04:29:17 PM  

DerAppie: ArcadianRefugee: forteblast: HotWingAgenda: TFA actually doesn't properly address the question. If I wolf down a huge plate of nachos quickly, there will in fact be a period of time where my body is n% nachos, before they get broken down into their constituent compounds.

If you actually watch the video (and SciShow videos are worth watching in general) it goes on to explain that the inside of the digestive tract is technically speaking not inside the body.

That's dumb. I understand why they say it, but that's dumb.

Even if it was defined as "inside the body", the nachos would not be a part of your body. Therefore you would still not be 1% nacho.


Well, no, just 1% of "your" weight.

Sorry: did people mean literally 1% nachos? 'Cos the only one I've ever met who could possibly make that claim is Marjory.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-04 06:23:18 PM  

forteblast: Queensowntalia: Peas do not belong on nachos. Evil, wrong and bad.


Peas can be excellent when prepared properly (i.e. not cooked until they turn gray).  I particularly like to add them to curry recipes.
 
Displayed 37 of 37 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report