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2014-02-03 07:34:36 PM
I can't decide which is worse. #4's glittery gold lipstick or #10's eyebrows.
 
2014-02-03 07:38:14 PM
John Malkovich has really let himself go.
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2014-02-03 07:57:32 PM
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www.tvweek.com
 
2014-02-03 07:58:45 PM
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nycdauphinexo.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-03 08:00:38 PM
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Arrested for malicious injury to property.

Let me guess: the property was a sidewalk that he injured with his face.
 
2014-02-03 08:09:05 PM

Bathia_Mapes: I can't decide which is worse. #4's glittery gold lipstick or #10's eyebrows.


They both have a penis.

penis
 
2014-02-03 08:26:43 PM
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2014-02-03 08:40:38 PM
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2014-02-03 08:51:38 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]


Eee-yup

/that's the one
//well done as always
 
2014-02-03 08:52:40 PM
Ooo... we got little indenty things when we quote someone now?
 
2014-02-03 09:24:03 PM
The indents are an outrage, I am outraged.

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2014-02-03 09:30:26 PM
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2014-02-04 12:29:22 AM
Never bring a face to a cat fight

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2014-02-04 12:31:46 AM
Is it already Tuesday?  What 'week' are we talking about again?
 
2014-02-04 12:34:17 AM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 735x459]


I was going to say I know a girl that looks exactly like that and if they're at all similar dem titties is as fake as her personality.
 
2014-02-04 12:35:26 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I can't decide which is worse. #4's glittery gold lipstick or #10's eyebrows.


They both look like rejects from a sci-fi convention. Although #4 may need to hook up with paint huffing man, their children would be spectacular.
 
2014-02-04 12:37:10 AM
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2014-02-04 12:40:04 AM

farkingismybusiness: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 735x459]

I was going to say I know a girl that looks exactly like that and if they're at all similar dem titties is as fake as her personality.


I'd still hit it though.

/just sayin
//wrap that rascal
 
2014-02-04 12:43:44 AM
I think that she must be part ant. I'd swear those are antennae.

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2014-02-04 12:46:36 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I think that she must be part ant. I'd swear those are antennae.

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Bargain bin Amanda Palmer.
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2014-02-04 12:47:18 AM
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I was hoping this guy was wanted for "failure to appear"
 
2014-02-04 12:49:06 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I can't decide which is worse. #4's glittery gold lipstick or #10's eyebrows.


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2014-02-04 12:58:36 AM

RatMaster999: [img.fark.net image 600x750]

I was hoping this guy was wanted for "failure to appear"


I wanted it to be for exposing himself.
 
2014-02-04 01:01:36 AM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: RatMaster999: [img.fark.net image 600x750]

I was hoping this guy was wanted for "failure to appear"

I wanted it to be for exposing himself.


Then he'd have been overexposed?
 
2014-02-04 01:14:23 AM
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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

Ambrosia...?
 
2014-02-04 01:22:01 AM
What is it with this eyebrow tattoo fad?   Is there some sort of cultish sub-culture I am not aware of?

What in the world could make someone thing that this is a good idea?
 
2014-02-04 01:22:41 AM
Here's a love connection for ya:

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2014-02-04 01:27:36 AM
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2014-02-04 01:37:12 AM
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2014-02-04 01:45:27 AM
www.picturevip.com
 
2014-02-04 01:47:46 AM
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2014-02-04 01:50:17 AM
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2014-02-04 01:50:59 AM
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2014-02-04 01:52:26 AM
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NERDS!!!!
 
2014-02-04 02:20:11 AM
Sponsored by "Sharpie".
 
2014-02-04 03:14:08 AM

fusillade762: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

[nycdauphinexo.files.wordpress.com image 384x288]


Chunky Pumpkinhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
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Still laughing, guys. Cheers!
 
2014-02-04 04:09:06 AM
About #11, I thought getting text tattooed all over your face was a White Power Skinhead thing.
 
2014-02-04 04:49:35 AM
7.  They arrested God?

10.  Keep Sharpies away from mice?
 
2014-02-04 05:05:52 AM
Stanley Kubrick took this one?

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-04 05:17:30 AM
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2014-02-04 05:44:33 AM

JerkyMeat: [i1048.photobucket.com image 367x468]


That's what happens when you keep spending most of your life living in a gangsta's paradise.
 
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2014-02-04 06:52:29 AM

trippycrazy12: JerkyMeat: [i1048.photobucket.com image 367x468]

That's what happens when you keep spending most of your life living in a gangsta's paradise.


He's limited his job choices to two, methinks.
 
2014-02-04 07:04:50 AM
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cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
 
2014-02-04 07:08:49 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: What is it with this eyebrow tattoo fad?   Is there some sort of cultish sub-culture I am not aware of?

What in the world could make someone thing that this is a good idea?


I did a GIS for 'chola eyebrows' and got these two amazing results:

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Dunno if I'm horrified or aroused.

/why not both?
 
2014-02-04 07:16:11 AM
 
2014-02-04 07:25:14 AM
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/Sorry, Wayne, I still love ya'.
 
2014-02-04 07:26:45 AM

asynchron: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

Ambrosia...?


Vanishing cream?
 
2014-02-04 07:33:01 AM
img.fark.net

Okay, they're just trolling us.

/one of these days, I expect a mugshot from neck down
 
2014-02-04 07:36:17 AM

SPLAMM: img.fark.net
NERDS!!!!


Not that far off....

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2014-02-04 08:05:13 AM
asynchron:
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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance.

Ambrosia...?


It was....
(puts on dark sunglasses)
POWDER!
YEEEAAAHHH!
 
2014-02-04 08:32:02 AM

SPLAMM: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][assets.vice.com image 700x377]


my first thought was POWDER, but there is a strong resemblence to MOBY also

/can't post pics here at work
 
2014-02-04 08:51:13 AM
Headline:  Blindfold-wearing Police Capture Medusa!

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2014-02-04 09:00:54 AM
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Arrested for giving a false name? Was it Don King?
 
2014-02-04 09:17:18 AM
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Arrested for possession of a controlled substance.   Did he steal light bulbs, electricity, or power from the sun?  When did light become a controlled substance in the eyes of the laws?
 
2014-02-04 09:20:05 AM
minnkat:

Deal With it.

/can't copy paste your url.
 
2014-02-04 09:30:07 AM

Another Love Connection

img.fark.netwww.lolwithme.org

 
2014-02-04 09:51:56 AM

hoyt clagwell: Headline:  Blindfold-wearing Police Capture Medusa!

[i.cdn.turner.com image 735x459]


I'm thinking the Board of Directors will consider terminating the contract for this one.  Should have a nice golden parachute though.
 
2014-02-04 10:45:06 AM

RatMaster999: [img.fark.net image 600x750]

I was hoping this guy was wanted for "failure to appear"


I lol'd.

/thanks
 
2014-02-04 11:28:28 AM
<img src="static4.wikia.nocookie.net "> <img src="i.cdn.turner.com ">

Son, I am disappoint.
 
2014-02-04 02:05:00 PM

dpaul007: Dunno if I'm horrified or aroused.

/why not both?


Aaaand that produced a Hearty Chortle.
Well done!
 
2014-02-04 02:10:21 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 735x459]


Phone No.?
 
2014-02-04 02:14:13 PM
Why do 90% of the people arrested for battery/assault look like they were the ones that were battered/assaulted?
 
2014-02-04 02:30:25 PM

bratface: Why do 90% of the people arrested for battery/assault look like they were the ones that were battered/assaulted?


They bumped their heads getting into the back of the police car. Ooops.
 
2014-02-04 03:55:39 PM
That is the worst case of Mexican sharpie brow I have ever seen. Kudos!
 
2014-02-04 04:52:51 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 735x459]


"Magnificent prow", indeed.
 
2014-02-04 09:19:24 PM
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I guess this means Moby's new album release will be delayed.
 
2014-02-04 09:27:07 PM
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You're welcome, my captain.
 
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