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(Sun Sentinel)   Beer prank goes horribly awry, proving once and for all you don't mess around with someone's booze   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 68
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2014-02-03 06:59:16 PM
Yeah.
I'm going to have to vote for neither side here.
m;kay?
 
2014-02-03 07:05:37 PM
Estrada is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, two counts of firing a missile into a vehicle and one count of discharging a firearm from a vehicle.

o_0
 
2014-02-03 09:39:46 PM

scottydoesntknow: Estrada is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, two counts of firing a missile into a vehicle and one count of discharging a firearm from a vehicle.

o_0


That's what stood out to me as well.  Something tells me that if he had fired an actual missle into the vehicle, this story would have had a much more different ending.
 
2014-02-03 10:06:47 PM
I was at a party years ago and someone poured a beer over the head of a girl from New York who was visiting my roommate. As we were leaving she was screaming "IN NEW YORK PEOPLE GET SHOT FOR THAT SH*T!".

/csb
 
2014-02-03 11:19:36 PM
So they don't charge the two people who started the whole thing.
 
2014-02-03 11:20:08 PM
FTA: Estrada, ... said he shot at the Jeep because he thought it was coming right for him.

Comedy gold.
 
2014-02-03 11:23:29 PM
EVER.
 
2014-02-03 11:24:14 PM
Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?
 
2014-02-03 11:25:23 PM
Is Bud wizer?
 
2014-02-03 11:28:06 PM

fusillade762: I was at a party years ago and someone poured a beer over the head of a girl from New York who was visiting my roommate. As we were leaving she was screaming "IN NEW YORK PEOPLE GET SHOT FOR THAT SH*T!".

/csb


nothing about that story is cool
 
2014-02-03 11:29:24 PM
I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:24 PM

That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.


If anything he should be charged with missing his target.  Gun control means use both hands and not missing
 
2014-02-03 11:31:40 PM

Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?


This.  This was no prank, just a drunken assault.
 
2014-02-03 11:32:35 PM
This story is surprisingly amazing!  The two guys who were drinking and driving, assaulted a guy, and reckless driving apparently not charged with anything at all.  The guy shooting charged with firing a missile at them, and his excuse for shooting at them was "it was coming right for him!"
 
2014-02-03 11:37:17 PM

Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?


True, but at the same time (and saying this as an actual CCW permit holder) at what point did this dipshiat feel he was in enough danger that he needed to pull a pistol and start firing?
He should be up for attempted murder since he got in his car, followed these two idiots, and proceeded to confront and then shoot at them.  That's straight up attempted homicide.
 
2014-02-03 11:38:43 PM
Responsible concealed weapons permit holder.
 
2014-02-03 11:39:42 PM

5 star chef of tv dinners: scottydoesntknow: Estrada is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, two counts of firing a missile into a vehicle and one count of discharging a firearm from a vehicle.

o_0

That's what stood out to me as well.  Something tells me that if he had fired an actual missle into the vehicle, this story would have had a much more different ending.


You guys do know "missile" has multiple meanings, right?

/just checking
//also, that is a very interesting definition of the word "prank" being used there
 
2014-02-03 11:40:14 PM
What fun is a prank if there isn't just a little risk of getting killed?
 
2014-02-03 11:41:22 PM

That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.


They spilled beer on him, they didn't throw beer bottle at him until after he had chased them down and brandished a firearm at them.  He chased them down for spilling beer on him.

Spilling beer is not nice, but it's not life threatening, it doesn't warrant a response of deadly force.

/no surprise this idiot had a concealed carry
 
2014-02-03 11:47:05 PM

RandomRandom: That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.

They spilled beer on him, they didn't throw beer bottle at him until after he had chased them down and brandished a firearm at them.  He chased them down for spilling beer on him.

Spilling beer is not nice, but it's not life threatening, it doesn't warrant a response of deadly force.

/no surprise this idiot had a concealed carry


I know. People who fark with pedestrians minding their own business *should* be shot at. Maybe it will make people stop doing it. Next arsehole driving down the road who decides to mess with a pedestrian might think twice. These two are human garbage. We can't just execute these worthless douche-bags, so it's nice to have someone willing to take the fall for doing what everyone else in the world wants to happen to them. He broke a lot of laws but the only thing he did wrong was miss.
 
2014-02-03 11:48:07 PM

That Guy Jeff: RandomRandom: That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.

They spilled beer on him, they didn't throw beer bottle at him until after he had chased them down and brandished a firearm at them.  He chased them down for spilling beer on him.

Spilling beer is not nice, but it's not life threatening, it doesn't warrant a response of deadly force.

/no surprise this idiot had a concealed carry

I know. People who fark with pedestrians minding their own business *should* be shot at. Maybe it will make people stop doing it. Next arsehole driving down the road who decides to mess with a pedestrian might think twice. These two are human garbage. We can't just execute these worthless douche-bags, so it's nice to have someone willing to take the fall for doing what everyone else in the world wants to happen to them. He broke a lot of laws but the only thing he did wrong was miss.


We should be executing them.  That'll put an end to that kind of assholish behavior in a hurry.
 
2014-02-03 11:48:29 PM

RandomRandom: Spilling beer is not nice, but it's not life threatening, it doesn't warrant a response of deadly force.


He should have just jovially kneecapped them with a Louisville slugger.  That would be a more measured response.  It's important he smile while doing it though - because it was just a prank.
 
2014-02-03 11:50:38 PM

queezyweezel: He should be up for attempted murder since he got in his car, followed these two idiots, and proceeded to confront and then shoot at them. That's straight up attempted homicide.


No, he wasn't trying to kill them, just scare them.
 
2014-02-03 11:53:09 PM
I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.
 
2014-02-03 11:55:39 PM

Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?


/Agree. What kind of mental-deficient type of retarded moron do you need to devolve to where this is your number one goal for the day?
Killing the stupid should be legal.
 
2014-02-03 11:56:18 PM

evil saltine: queezyweezel: He should be up for attempted murder since he got in his car, followed these two idiots, and proceeded to confront and then shoot at them. That's straight up attempted homicide.

No, he wasn't trying to kill them, just scare them.


Not buying it.  If he's going for the  "they were coming right for me" defense, then he was using deadly force to defend himself.  As IANAL, I don't know how you'd go about proving the defendant was or was not intent on actually shooting someone, but  it sure seems like the was trying.

/since I'm on the internet: "Throw em all in a trash compactor and be done with it."
 
2014-02-03 11:59:15 PM
ArcadianRefugee:You guys do know "missile" has multiple meanings, right?

/just checking
//also, that is a very interesting definition of the word "prank" being used there


Yeah, I do.  I know what context their using it in as well.  I just always found that charge to be a stupid way of saying shooting at someone.
 
2014-02-04 12:02:49 AM

5 star chef of tv dinners: ArcadianRefugee:You guys do know "missile" has multiple meanings, right?

/just checking
//also, that is a very interesting definition of the word "prank" being used there

Yeah, I do.  I know what context their using it in as well.  I just always found that charge to be a stupid way of saying shooting at someone.


I think it's because he wasn't shooting at someone; the law (using Virginia's equivalent) is firing or throwing a missile -- throwing rocks, bottles, or snowballs counts -- at a moving car on a public highway (road). Doesn't matter, technically, if people are in it or not.
 
2014-02-04 12:05:32 AM

Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?


This.

Those two should be in jail for assault. The guy may have over reacted but what they did was farked up too.
 
2014-02-04 12:07:58 AM

evil saltine: No, he wasn't trying to kill them, just scare them.


Not if I'm on the jury. He didn't just brandish, he shot, he could easily have killed.  If I'm on the jury, he gets the full attempted homicide.

Cowards like that don't usually have the balls to gamble with a jury. 

So he'll plead out, do 5, maybe 7 years with good behavior.  Then again, he does have low impulse control and an murderous angry streak, so the good behavior part might not be in his future.  He could be looking at 10 to 15 inside.
 
2014-02-04 12:10:48 AM
Where the fark was Ponch?
 
2014-02-04 12:21:56 AM

RandomRandom: Not if I'm on the jury. He didn't just brandish, he shot, he could easily have killed. If I'm on the jury, he gets the full attempted homicide.


He wasn't charged with attempted homicide.
 
2014-02-04 12:23:24 AM

lostcat: I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.


You are allowed to use a gun to make a citizens' arrest, which is what he was attempting to do.
 
2014-02-04 12:28:59 AM

Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?


Skin color.
 
2014-02-04 12:31:49 AM

evil saltine: lostcat: I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.

You are allowed to use a gun to make a citizens' arrest, which is what he was attempting to do.


He chased them down and shot at them for pouring beer on him.  Is that in the realm of "citizen's arrest?"
 
2014-02-04 12:42:28 AM

queezyweezel: evil saltine: lostcat: I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.

You are allowed to use a gun to make a citizens' arrest, which is what he was attempting to do.

He chased them down and shot at them for pouring beer on him.  Is that in the realm of "citizen's arrest?"


It could be interpreted that way. Honestly, can you say you wouldn't have done the same?
 
2014-02-04 12:53:26 AM

evil saltine: queezyweezel: evil saltine: lostcat: I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.

You are allowed to use a gun to make a citizens' arrest, which is what he was attempting to do.

He chased them down and shot at them for pouring beer on him.  Is that in the realm of "citizen's arrest?"

It could be interpreted that way. Honestly, can you say you wouldn't have done the same?


When I was 20-25; maybe. These days I wouldn't sweat it. I'd probably just get a description/plate # (or at least partial) and call the cops.
 
2014-02-04 12:53:36 AM

That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.


Yup.  Long ago I found myself having to be a pedestrian and crossing a road commonly used for cruising.  (Note:  Don't be mislead by my name--I'm male.  That was the male spelling when I was born.)  I was hit by more than one flying object and the only way I could cross safely was to do so in view of a cop--they were totally ignoring the lights except where the cops were.  (The problem was bad enough that soon after this the city passed an anti-cruising ordinance.)

evil saltine: No, he wasn't trying to kill them, just scare them.


I disagree.  He said they were coming for him.  It's even possible that's true--it could be the scum drove at him to scare him off.  (That's how a lot of "unarmed" drivers get shot by the police--they're expecting the cop to get out of the way.)  On the other hand, he shouldn't have been in the situation in the first place.
 
2014-02-04 01:05:35 AM

Darth Macho: Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?

Skin color.


Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! It's only a "prank" when it's white kids pouring a beer on a brown person.
 
2014-02-04 01:28:03 AM

morg: Darth Macho: Coolfusis: Okay, I was gonna make some snarky "responsible gun owner" quip here, but holy shiat - how much of a douchebag do you have to be to randomly find a stranger that is working and dump beer on them? That's not a prank, that's just being a downright shiattastic person. Also, totally not buying the "my friend was totally the one drinking, I swear!" You're not only being a huge douche, but you're also drinking and driving.


Why aren't those two in jail, too?

Skin color.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! It's only a "prank" when it's white kids pouring a beer on a brown person.


yeah Dustin is a white name
/maybe Jose doesn't like white punks?
 
2014-02-04 02:58:00 AM
I don't get the confrontational part.

If he had caught up with them, why not just hang back and follow them to their domicile.

Then you can have all the revenge you want - banana in tailpipe, tuna in mailbox, pizza-calls,TP, mayonaise under car handle...
 
2014-02-04 04:01:35 AM
Didn't they hurl a missile at him (Second time, they threw a beer at him)?

"He threw the bottle of Budweiser his friend was drinking at Estrada, then hurried home, according to the report."


Guess a can of beer is the poor man's missile.   Wonder if you need a CCP for a can of beer in Floriduh.
 
2014-02-04 04:35:59 AM
Technically, the beer thing from a car is aggravated assault, too (because they were driving a car around doing it, not really the beer part).  So he is pretty much automatically going to get off on two of the four charges just by his lawyer pointing out that the other two committed an identical crime first and aren't being charged.

Discharging a gun from one vehicle into another in a populated area, though... that's a whole lot of stupid layered over two scoops of shoulda known better with an enjoy your jail time on top.  I mean, come on, even if your CCP class sucked so hard they didn't go over the basic law on that one, common sense and basic checking your field of fire, dipshiat.  I mean... come the fark on.

// Florida's CCP classes are apparently pretty terrible.  It's not the licenses or the laws -- they're about the same as everywhere, there's reciprocity in all the usual states, so they must match pretty well.  Just apparently the classes/instructors need more oversight or they need to up the hours on the coursework requirement or... something.
 
2014-02-04 04:42:56 AM

evil saltine: No, he wasn't trying to kill them, just scare them.


He intentionally discharged a firearm, therefore he was trying to kill someone.

"Shooting to wound" and "warning shots" are things that only exist in movies and the Spycraft RPG.  In the real world if you intentionally actuate the lever bit on the bang-machine that makes the loud noises, you either have lethal intent or you're so criminally stupid that it's entirely legally responsible to treat (read: prosecute) you as if you had lethal intent.

Guns are not toys.  At their most casual they're sporting equipment, and the same assumptions apply to using them on someone as, say, swinging a baseball bat at their head.  You can't legally sell swinging a baseball bat at someone "just to scare them" either, the only way to sell that shiat is if you reveal the weapon but don't use it.
 
2014-02-04 05:17:49 AM
Damn shame he didn't shoot both of them.  With the time he is going to get, he should have at least made it count.

/10-20-Life gun law in Florida
//Palm Beach Resident
 
2014-02-04 05:36:55 AM
Shooting at drivers should only be done in the most dire of circumstances... like, when they don't properly use their turn signals.
 
2014-02-04 05:54:19 AM

evil saltine: queezyweezel: evil saltine: lostcat: I was foolishly under the impression that a concealed carry permit required some higher level of personal responsibility and good judgement.

I know, that was stupid of me.

You are allowed to use a gun to make a citizens' arrest, which is what he was attempting to do.

He chased them down and shot at them for pouring beer on him.  Is that in the realm of "citizen's arrest?"

It could be interpreted that way. Honestly, can you say you wouldn't have done the same?


I can, honestly, say that I wouldn't have done the same. See, I don't own a gun, so I wouldn't be in a situation where my injured pride lead me to rage-murdering a couple of douchebags. Or better, winging one and then spending time in prison, and/or paying out a huge settlement in the civil lawsuit they bring against me.

I'd rather be filled with impotent rage for a few months, and then get on with my life.
 
2014-02-04 06:17:26 AM

RandomRandom: That Guy Jeff: I've been walking down the road and had people throw beer bottles at me. People who pull this shiat, farking with pedestrians from a moving vehicle, deserve to get shot at. fark those people, I'm disappointed the guy missed.

They spilled beer on him, they didn't throw beer bottle at him until after he had chased them down and brandished a firearm at them.  He chased them down for spilling beer on him.

Spilling beer is not nice, but it's not life threatening, it doesn't warrant a response of deadly force.

/no surprise this idiot had a concealed carry


You don't need to intentionally mischaracterize what happened to validate your point. The two clowns didn't "spill" anything. They purposely slowed down their vehicle when they saw him doing yard work, and proceeded to intentionally pour beer on him. There was nothing accidental about it (as the word 'spill' implies).
 
2014-02-04 07:30:43 AM
Drunk driving, underaged drinking, criminal mischief, assault... oh, the shooter was hispanic? That explains the one-sidedness.
 
2014-02-04 07:50:23 AM

ArcadianRefugee: You guys do know "missile" has multiple meanings, right?


Isn't a bullet more of a projectile than a missile?
 
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