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(Daily Mail)   Can "vagina weightlifting" give you better sex? Experts claim to know the answer, but they're being tight lipped   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-04 02:03:40 AM  

vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...


Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?
 
2014-02-04 02:04:08 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Lando Lincoln: 'I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

'I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!'

Kozhevnikova uses custom-made vaginal balls and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles.

I kinda want to know more, but I think it would be better if I did not.

I've seen the video of her doing her lifting. It's...different. I will say though that she could probably grab a dick with her pussy as tight as she could with her hand which would make for really interesting sexy time. She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights. You can see a SFW video here.


She will break you.
 
2014-02-04 02:07:20 AM  

farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?


It wasn't me at all!
 
2014-02-04 02:09:02 AM  

vegas_greaser: farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?

It wasn't me at all!


You hopeless nekromantic you.
 
2014-02-04 02:16:35 AM  
OK, they're just making that one up, right?
 
2014-02-04 02:18:31 AM  

farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?

It wasn't me at all!

You hopeless nekromantic you.


No matter what you say. I do what I like and I do it my way.
 
2014-02-04 04:36:46 AM  

Mugato: What about cock pushups?


Cock ups?
 
2014-02-04 05:53:44 AM  
It's what you call

s23.postimg.org


Pussy Power is a professional dedicated multi-output power supply for effect pedals. It has 10 regulated and well filtered DC outlets configured in 8 isolated sections.

Oh, well...
 
2014-02-04 06:21:11 AM  
They're making a documentary about the woman in TFA and her bookish husband/training partner called....

"Pumping Ira."
 
2014-02-04 06:22:26 AM  
I tried looking up pussy pumping, but it didn't seem to have anything to do with weight lifting.
 
2014-02-04 07:17:22 AM  
Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch
 
2014-02-04 07:19:26 AM  

SmackLT: Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch


And a nice clean jerk as well
 
2014-02-04 07:19:35 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-04 07:26:19 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [images.bluegartr.com image 694x496]
She'll snap your dick right off.


Check it out.  She's even using the right grip on that bar.
 
2014-02-04 07:43:26 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that NSFW?

I don't think so, I just wanted to ask to be sure.
 
2014-02-04 07:43:28 AM  
Writing on her website, the mother-of-one says: 'I've always been highly attuned to my own sexual energy and spiritual curiosity. From a young age, I had already experienced the power of sex to awaken, transform and accelerate my journey of self-actualization.


Translation: ima hoe.
 
2014-02-04 08:01:35 AM  
I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

Ugh... I don't even have a vagina, but I cringed thinking about splinters!

img.fark.net
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-04 08:36:38 AM  
PENIS CAPTIVUM
 
2014-02-04 11:56:48 AM  

neongoats: untaken_name: Well, I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis, so I need a strong woman.

The calluses you must have. You thought a guitar players fingertips were leathery.



Beats the Filipino sailor method.
/Pounding nails decreases sensitivity too much.
//Basket type, only these guys have it upside-down. Size appropriately.
 
2014-02-04 01:13:37 PM  
i.ytimg.com

Snapper.
 
2014-02-04 01:32:22 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights.


Undocumented immigrant attached to it up her vagina

Let's have some decorum here.
 
2014-02-04 02:08:16 PM  
I see future Olympic event!
 
2014-02-04 02:09:53 PM  

ciberido: [i.imgur.com image 639x270]

Still not impressed.


Beautifully done.

/not right now.
 
2014-02-04 03:24:10 PM  

SmackLT: Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch


I was actually watching the 2000 Summer Olympics and heard the (now considered apocryphal*) quote from the NBC commentator, a retired female weightlifter discussing her anticipation of an Eastern European contestant's performance:

"I saw her snatch this morning during her warm ups and it was amazing."

I was there.  At the same sushi restaurant at which my profile pic was taken.  Those words were indeed broadcast.  I will never forget it -- I nearly choked to death on my sake nigiri.

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* http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/dubiousquotes/a/sports_bloopers.htm
 
2014-02-04 06:28:09 PM  
static.ddmcdn.com

Is not impressed.
 
2014-02-04 09:08:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [i235.photobucket.com image 400x304]


...and we're done.
 
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