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(Daily Mail)   Can "vagina weightlifting" give you better sex? Experts claim to know the answer, but they're being tight lipped   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 76
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2014-02-03 05:52:04 PM
i235.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 06:17:00 PM
If she offers to show you her 'clean and jerk'... run

/like the wind
 
2014-02-03 07:42:30 PM
headline +1!
 
2014-02-03 07:52:03 PM
Headline of the Year candidate, right here.
 
2014-02-03 08:37:39 PM
This is stupid.  Unless it works, then it ought to be taught in school.

//Umm... college.  When they turn 18.  I'm gonna have a seat... maybe stop saying things when they crop up there in the 'ol noggin.
 
2014-02-03 08:40:41 PM

Chariset: Headline of the Year candidate, right here.


Yep
 
2014-02-03 08:43:32 PM
What about cock pushups?
 
2014-02-03 08:51:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i235.photobucket.com image 400x304]


I see my work here is already done.
 
2014-02-03 09:08:49 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: farkingismybusiness: [i235.photobucket.com image 400x304]

I see my work here is already done.


Ayup. Same here.
 
2014-02-03 09:15:02 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate:

fusillade762:
Ayup. Same here.


Looks like you guys really...
i.imgur.com
Dropped the ball.
 
2014-02-03 09:42:58 PM
Unrelatedly, the BBC is running a "you could get stuck in there" story.

And unrelatedly is a ferpectly cromulent word.
 
2014-02-03 10:04:30 PM
+1 for a rare LOL.
 
2014-02-03 10:40:06 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Clenis.
 
2014-02-03 10:42:20 PM
'I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

'I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!'

Kozhevnikova uses custom-made vaginal balls and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles.


I kinda want to know more, but I think it would be better if I did not.
 
2014-02-03 11:04:53 PM
fta Sex coach Kim Anami...

Man, did I ever pick the wrong major
 
2014-02-03 11:55:02 PM
Tighten up with crunts.
 
2014-02-03 11:56:23 PM
That's enough internet for the day
 
2014-02-04 12:01:22 AM
shewalkssoftly.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-04 12:02:16 AM
Bra-farking-vo, subby.  We'll be seeing you in the HOTY voting threads.
 
2014-02-04 12:02:23 AM

poonesfarm: +1 for a rare LOL.


Apropos handle.
 
2014-02-04 12:03:45 AM

4tehsnowflakes: Unrelatedly, the BBC is running a "you could get stuck in there" story.

And unrelatedly is a ferpectly cromulent word.


I read that earlier today but I can't remember if it was a Fark article.

I have an ex who clenched when she started to orgasm. Never got stuck, but that was great pushin' when she got tight like that.
 
2014-02-04 12:03:51 AM

Nothing To See Here: Tighten up with crunts.


HA!
 
2014-02-04 12:05:26 AM

Mugato: What about cock pushups?


You can only really do one...
 
2014-02-04 12:05:42 AM

Lando Lincoln: 'I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

'I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!'

Kozhevnikova uses custom-made vaginal balls and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles.

I kinda want to know more, but I think it would be better if I did not.


I've seen the video of her doing her lifting. It's...different. I will say though that she could probably grab a dick with her pussy as tight as she could with her hand which would make for really interesting sexy time. She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights. You can see a SFW video here.
 
2014-02-04 12:14:51 AM
Vajhin strong like bull.
 
2014-02-04 12:15:43 AM
Tell you what, ladies.

Start with this, and then call me.

www.dumbbellbuddy.com

/I am not going to answer the phone when you call...
 
2014-02-04 12:17:59 AM
she milked me like I was old bessie
 
2014-02-04 12:18:04 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Lando Lincoln: 'I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

'I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!'

Kozhevnikova uses custom-made vaginal balls and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles.

I kinda want to know more, but I think it would be better if I did not.

I've seen the video of her doing her lifting. It's...different. I will say though that she could probably grab a dick with her pussy as tight as she could with her hand which would make for really interesting sexy time. She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights. You can see a SFW video here.


Made me think of taking a chew toy away from a dog.
 
2014-02-04 12:19:06 AM
A girl with good kegel abilities is a wonderful thing.

That being said... Go to bed internet, you're drunk.
 
2014-02-04 12:19:14 AM
Well, I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis, so I need a strong woman.
 
2014-02-04 12:21:33 AM

untaken_name: Well, I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis, so I need a strong woman.


The calluses you must have. You thought a guitar players fingertips were leathery.
 
2014-02-04 12:22:04 AM
ecx.images-amazon.com

No thanks.
 
2014-02-04 12:22:06 AM

Nothing To See Here: Tighten up with crunts.


Thanks, I had to wake the gf up and explain what a "crunt" was
 
2014-02-04 12:22:22 AM
Gives a new meaning to "spotting."
 
2014-02-04 12:23:28 AM
I had a friend 20 years or so ago who swore by cone weights (like these, I think).  She said they made a huge difference in her sex life and was always trying to get women to try them. So not a new idea, I guess.
 
2014-02-04 12:24:21 AM

TWAT

 
2014-02-04 12:28:58 AM

Podmore: I had a friend 20 years or so ago who swore by cone weights (like these, I think).  She said they made a huge difference in her sex life and was always trying to get women to try them. So not a new idea, I guess.


Well from what I was able to tell those are weights you stick in a vagina and she's just gotta hold it in and they only go up to 100grams. I think using the grip of a vagina to pick up and hold 15 kilograms is in an entirely different league if not a different sport.
 
2014-02-04 12:40:14 AM
Coincidental timing between this article and the email I received Monday...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-02-04 12:46:07 AM
www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com
 
2014-02-04 12:49:33 AM

untaken_name: Well, I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis, so I need a strong woman.


A man's gotta have his standards.
 
2014-02-04 01:22:55 AM
Just be careful ladies.  If your Kegels get too strong, you can actually push the guy right out if you clench really hard.  If he's on the downstroke when that happens, it's kind of like him ramming his penis into a wall.  It really farking hurts. A lot.

/Yeah, had an ex with overdeveloped kegels.
//When she was about to orgasm, that was my cue to pull the hell out if I didn't want to get hurt.
 
2014-02-04 01:27:26 AM
cdn3.volusion.com
 
2014-02-04 01:30:22 AM
images.bluegartr.com
She'll snap your dick right off.
 
2014-02-04 01:34:18 AM
cdn.uproxx.com
cdn.uproxx.com
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2014-02-04 01:35:49 AM
i.imgur.com

Still not impressed.
 
2014-02-04 01:39:49 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I've seen the video of her doing her lifting. It's...different. I will say though that she could probably grab a dick with her pussy as tight as she could with her hand which would make for really interesting sexy time. She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights. You can see a SFW video here.


im41.com
 
2014-02-04 01:45:20 AM

wildcardjack: 4tehsnowflakes: Unrelatedly, the BBC is running a "you could get stuck in there" story.

And unrelatedly is a ferpectly cromulent word.

I read that earlier today but I can't remember if it was a Fark article.

I have an ex who clenched when she started to orgasm. Never got stuck, but that was great pushin' when she got tight like that.


Go on...
 
2014-02-04 01:45:27 AM
I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...
 
2014-02-04 01:47:21 AM

wildcardjack: I have an ex who clenched when she started to orgasm. Never got stuck, but that was great pushin' when she got tight like that.


I noticed that about my one ex and told her about it.  It was a very worthwhile conversation.

Teufelaffe: Just be careful ladies.  If your Kegels get too strong, you can actually push the guy right out if you clench really hard.


Ouch. With great power..
 
2014-02-04 01:50:13 AM
beyondthedarkhorizon.com
Related?
 
2014-02-04 02:03:40 AM

vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...


Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?
 
2014-02-04 02:04:08 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Lando Lincoln: 'I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

'I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!'

Kozhevnikova uses custom-made vaginal balls and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles.

I kinda want to know more, but I think it would be better if I did not.

I've seen the video of her doing her lifting. It's...different. I will say though that she could probably grab a dick with her pussy as tight as she could with her hand which would make for really interesting sexy time. She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights. You can see a SFW video here.


She will break you.
 
2014-02-04 02:07:20 AM

farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?


It wasn't me at all!
 
2014-02-04 02:09:02 AM

vegas_greaser: farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?

It wasn't me at all!


You hopeless nekromantic you.
 
2014-02-04 02:16:35 AM
OK, they're just making that one up, right?
 
2014-02-04 02:18:31 AM

farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: farkingismybusiness: vegas_greaser: I used to do something like this as a party trick back when I had a 2 ga. Prince Albert...

Clicked your profile. I see you killed the cheerleader, but did you rape the prom queen?

It wasn't me at all!

You hopeless nekromantic you.


No matter what you say. I do what I like and I do it my way.
 
2014-02-04 04:36:46 AM

Mugato: What about cock pushups?


Cock ups?
 
2014-02-04 05:53:44 AM
It's what you call

s23.postimg.org


Pussy Power is a professional dedicated multi-output power supply for effect pedals. It has 10 regulated and well filtered DC outlets configured in 8 isolated sections.

Oh, well...
 
2014-02-04 06:21:11 AM
They're making a documentary about the woman in TFA and her bookish husband/training partner called....

"Pumping Ira."
 
2014-02-04 06:22:26 AM
I tried looking up pussy pumping, but it didn't seem to have anything to do with weight lifting.
 
2014-02-04 07:17:22 AM
Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch
 
2014-02-04 07:19:26 AM

SmackLT: Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch


And a nice clean jerk as well
 
2014-02-04 07:19:35 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-04 07:26:19 AM

farkingismybusiness: [images.bluegartr.com image 694x496]
She'll snap your dick right off.


Check it out.  She's even using the right grip on that bar.
 
2014-02-04 07:43:26 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that NSFW?

I don't think so, I just wanted to ask to be sure.
 
2014-02-04 07:43:28 AM
Writing on her website, the mother-of-one says: 'I've always been highly attuned to my own sexual energy and spiritual curiosity. From a young age, I had already experienced the power of sex to awaken, transform and accelerate my journey of self-actualization.


Translation: ima hoe.
 
2014-02-04 08:01:35 AM
I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

Ugh... I don't even have a vagina, but I cringed thinking about splinters!

img.fark.net
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-04 08:36:38 AM
PENIS CAPTIVUM
 
2014-02-04 11:56:48 AM

neongoats: untaken_name: Well, I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis, so I need a strong woman.

The calluses you must have. You thought a guitar players fingertips were leathery.



Beats the Filipino sailor method.
/Pounding nails decreases sensitivity too much.
//Basket type, only these guys have it upside-down. Size appropriately.
 
2014-02-04 01:13:37 PM
i.ytimg.com

Snapper.
 
2014-02-04 01:32:22 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: She basically stuffs an egg looking deal with some small rope and a beaner attached to it up her twat and hooks it to weights.


Undocumented immigrant attached to it up her vagina

Let's have some decorum here.
 
2014-02-04 02:08:16 PM
I see future Olympic event!
 
2014-02-04 02:09:53 PM

ciberido: [i.imgur.com image 639x270]

Still not impressed.


Beautifully done.

/not right now.
 
2014-02-04 03:24:10 PM

SmackLT: Have you seen some of the female Olympic weightlifters? Very impressive snatch


I was actually watching the 2000 Summer Olympics and heard the (now considered apocryphal*) quote from the NBC commentator, a retired female weightlifter discussing her anticipation of an Eastern European contestant's performance:

"I saw her snatch this morning during her warm ups and it was amazing."

I was there.  At the same sushi restaurant at which my profile pic was taken.  Those words were indeed broadcast.  I will never forget it -- I nearly choked to death on my sake nigiri.

--
* http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/dubiousquotes/a/sports_bloopers.htm
 
2014-02-04 06:28:09 PM
static.ddmcdn.com

Is not impressed.
 
2014-02-04 09:08:16 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i235.photobucket.com image 400x304]


...and we're done.
 
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