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(Huffington Post UK)   There's a six-foot crocodile on the loose in Bristol, England and he's tweeting on Twitter asking if someone wants to take a swim   (huffingtonpost.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-02-03 08:43:21 PM  
Crikey! Someone needs to stick their thumb up its bum.
 
2014-02-03 09:47:51 PM  
As long as he's there, grab him by the Bristols.
 
2014-02-03 09:48:56 PM  
Assuming this wasn't just some dumbass and/or drunk reporting something incorrectly or a prank call, the thing is probably dead at this point. Crocodiles + winter-in-the-UK  weather do not go together well.
 
2014-02-03 09:50:01 PM  
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2014-02-03 09:50:11 PM  
Tick tock tick tock
 
2014-02-03 09:57:59 PM  
He's tweeting on Twitter, Submittard? Thank god for that, I was worried he'd tweet on Facebook.
 
2014-02-03 09:58:57 PM  
The Daily Mail will have him down as a Romanian immigrant coming over here taking our jobs as crocodile impersonators while claiming unemployment benefit and child benefit for 16 children and getting a breast enlargement free on the NHS. They sadly won't be able to tell us how much his house is worth because that too is stolen from the English taxpayer.

/or the bus driver made a mistake.
 
2014-02-03 10:04:39 PM  
I am sure Bristol Palin was just bringing along her mother... no biggie.
 
2014-02-03 10:05:20 PM  
Is crocodile one of those British words that means something else, like wife's ass? "Bloody hell, look at the size of my crocodile!"
 
2014-02-03 10:21:24 PM  
What the f*ck else would you do on Twitter?

Twatter? Twunt?
 
2014-02-03 10:30:43 PM  

megarian: What the f*ck else would you do on Twitter?

Twatter? Twunt?


pbs.twimg.com
what?
 
2014-02-04 12:46:33 AM  

megarian: What the f*ck else would you do on Twitter?

Twatter? Twunt?


I'd like to see you twunt, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-02-04 07:40:36 AM  
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I'm surprised that more Gotham City super villains don't realize to get as far away from the super heroes as possible. It isn't like Batman is taking a trip to Europe to catch your sorry ass and leave Gotham in the hands of all the other psychos.
 
2014-02-04 12:51:50 PM  

captjc: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x363]

I'm surprised that more Gotham City super villains don't realize to get as far away from the super heroes as possible. It isn't like Batman is taking a trip to Europe to catch your sorry ass and leave Gotham in the hands of all the other psychos.


The problem with a lot of them is monomaniacal fixation and linear thinking. For some reason, perhaps Guild Rules, they always think "how do I beat The Batman" rather than "where can I loot that Batman wouldn't be?"
 
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