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(Fox Sports)   In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, Bob Uecker says 'Major League IV' in works   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 42
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2014-02-03 08:40:07 PM
He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks!
 
2014-02-03 08:53:25 PM
"Post game brought to you by.... Christ I can't find it... the hell with it!"

//this will suck more cock than Lance Bass at a One Direction concert.
///NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-03 08:57:25 PM
I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.
 
2014-02-03 09:06:46 PM
Voices from the GRAVE!!!
 
2014-02-03 09:09:01 PM
It'll still be shiatty.
 
2014-02-03 09:10:30 PM

ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.


Me neither

*googles*

As a Brewer fan I am kinda embarrassed I didn't know this happened. 1998 was a busy year for me.
 
2014-02-03 09:11:52 PM
Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?
 
2014-02-03 09:12:20 PM
Major League 3 was the one with the origin story of how Curtis Lemansky met Shane Vendrell, right?  Before they both became Los Angeles cops?
 
2014-02-03 09:13:22 PM
It's very bad to drink Jobu's rheumatism medicine... very bad.
 
2014-02-03 09:15:48 PM

jeffjo52: Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?


It's like the ghouls who keep bringing up Abe Vigoda and Betty White... let them rest in peace, folks.
 
2014-02-03 09:17:45 PM

zamboni: jeffjo52: Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?

It's like the ghouls who keep bringing up Abe Vigoda and Betty White... let them rest in peace, folks.


Okay that may me chuckle... or cluck, Jamu. Well done!
 
2014-02-03 09:21:03 PM

ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.


Back to the Minors...

It was terrible. This one will probably be terrible as well, but that's not going to stop me from enjoying the hell out of it.
 
2014-02-03 09:24:58 PM
I wonder what religion Cerrano will be *this* time.
 
2014-02-03 09:26:03 PM
I wish they would make a sequel to "Black Hammer, White Lightning" instead.

/How's your wife and my kids?
 
2014-02-03 09:26:52 PM

zamboni: jeffjo52: Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?

It's like the ghouls who keep bringing up Abe Vigoda and Betty White... let them rest in peace, folks.


At first I thought you were kidding, and you still might be... but you do realize that Bob died in 2001, right?
 
2014-02-03 09:34:56 PM

jeffjo52: zamboni: jeffjo52: Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?

It's like the ghouls who keep bringing up Abe Vigoda and Betty White... let them rest in peace, folks.

At first I thought you were kidding, and you still might be... but you do realize that Bob died in 2001, right?


Well then, cross him off the list.
 
2014-02-03 09:35:23 PM
okay, I will now say that it is me that is the complete idiot. His WIFE died in 2001... the first article that I read was a misquote... and morans like me exist everywhere on the internet.

I am sorry for being a moran.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:27 PM
Okay, so I wasn't imagining that Bob Uecker was dead and that there was a Major League 3.

/thank Jobu, the memory still works good
 
2014-02-03 09:36:34 PM
"Ex-major leaguer and current Milwaukee Brewers announcer Bob Uecker turned 80 on Jan. 26."

Leave it to Fox, but Google says he just turned 79.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:46 PM
I ran into Bob once over a carton of Krispy Kremes. He took a bite of one, looked at me and said, "these farkers are great" and walked away. He was right, those farkers were great.
 
2014-02-03 09:55:11 PM
"That's it? One goddamned hit?"

"You can't say goddamn on the air!"

"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway"


/This thread is full of win
//One of the most quotable movies ever
 
2014-02-03 09:56:14 PM

zamboni: It's very bad to drink Jobu's rheumatism medicine... very bad.


Up your butt, Jobu....


Hey Bartender!  Jobu needs a refill!
 
2014-02-03 10:20:52 PM

jeffjo52: okay, I will now say that it is me that is the complete idiot. His WIFE died in 2001... the first article that I read was a misquote... and morans like me exist everywhere on the internet.

I am sorry for being a moran.


Weve all decided that when Uecker kicks it were just going to go tailgate at the stadium in memorium. Rain or shine, any time of year. And i expect most of milwaukee would do the same...
 
2014-02-03 10:24:29 PM
Farking Dorn this series should be over by now.  He could've ended it by now he took this contract on purpose.
 
2014-02-03 10:49:16 PM

zamboni: jeffjo52: zamboni: jeffjo52: Bob Uecker is dead morans, DEAD... like the "Major League" franchise... subby couldn't come up with better?

It's like the ghouls who keep bringing up Abe Vigoda and Betty White... let them rest in peace, folks.

At first I thought you were kidding, and you still might be... but you do realize that Bob died in 2001, right?

Well then, cross him off the list.


+1 internets to you
 
2014-02-03 11:57:27 PM

jeffjo52: okay, I will now say that it is me that is the complete idiot. His WIFE died in 2001... the first article that I read was a misquote... and morans like me exist everywhere on the internet.

I am sorry for being a moran.


You could have just RTFA, which states that he's alive, and spared us your idiocy.
 
2014-02-04 12:20:43 AM

Badmoodman: "Ex-major leaguer and current Milwaukee Brewers announcer Bob Uecker turned 80 on Jan. 26."

Leave it to Fox, but Google says he just turned 79.


Google says he turned 80. Or is the whole wrong information thing going on here one of those oddball memes I'm not in on?
 
2014-02-04 12:30:37 AM
Strive for an R and I'll gladly look into it. Gonna be hard without Lou though.

/Play like Mays, run like Hayes.
 
2014-02-04 12:31:58 AM

ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.


There was not a Major League III. It was just a nightmare I had after eating some bad tostadas.

Weirdest thing. I also dreamed that someone was dumb enough to make a Rocky V and a Caddyshack II.Thank God those things never happened.

Never. Happened.
 
2014-02-04 01:20:19 AM

stoli n coke: ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.

There was not a Major League III. It was just a nightmare I had after eating some bad tostadas.

Weirdest thing. I also dreamed that someone was dumb enough to make a Rocky V and a Caddyshack II.Thank God those things never happened.

Never. Happened.


I had one of those dreams, too.  George Lucas made *three* prequel movies to Star Wars.  No way...
 
2014-02-04 01:43:56 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: jeffjo52: okay, I will now say that it is me that is the complete idiot. His WIFE died in 2001... the first article that I read was a misquote... and morans like me exist everywhere on the internet.

I am sorry for being a moran.

You could have just RTFA, which states that he's alive, and spared us your idiocy.


RTFA??? welcome to fark, where the fark have you been needle dick? I have been a long time lurker, but even I know that no serious farker reads the article.
 
2014-02-04 01:56:59 AM

buckeyebrain: stoli n coke: ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.

There was not a Major League III. It was just a nightmare I had after eating some bad tostadas.

Weirdest thing. I also dreamed that someone was dumb enough to make a Rocky V and a Caddyshack II.Thank God those things never happened.

Never. Happened.

I had one of those dreams, too.  George Lucas made *three* prequel movies to Star Wars.  No way...


I ate some bad shellfish and thought I saw a sequel to Highlander. Gladly it was just a fever dream from the food poisoning.
 
2014-02-04 02:41:28 AM

saintwrathchild: Strive for an R and I'll gladly look into it. Gonna be hard without Lou though.

/Play like Mays, run like Hayes.


"You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shiat."

/stupid filter ruins it
 
2014-02-04 04:19:52 AM
You guys all think it's funny, but I almost died once and hallucinated a remake of Psycho starring Anne Heche and Vince Vaughan

*shudder*
 
2014-02-04 07:17:43 AM
Jobu needs a reboot
 
2014-02-04 09:03:02 AM

juvandy: "That's it? One goddamned hit?"

"You can't say goddamn on the air!"

"Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway"


/This thread is full of win
//One of the most quotable movies ever


The original line was, "One farking hit?" Supposedly Uecker changed it.

Grey Street: I wish they would make a sequel to "Black Hammer, White Lightning" instead.

/How's your wife and my kids?


I killed more guys than you did!
 
2014-02-04 09:46:24 AM

NotoriousW.O.P: juvandy: "That's it? One goddamned hit?"


I killed more guys than you did!



Mine are the deadest! Hahaha!
 
2014-02-04 12:09:38 PM
Too high, too high.
 
2014-02-04 12:43:49 PM
We should've got the live chicken.
 
2014-02-04 04:11:38 PM
"Ahhh Jesus.  I like him very much.  But he no help me hit curve ball."

"Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?"
 
2014-02-04 05:25:06 PM
Zamboni,


You're the man. Awesome. +4 internets.

"Well then, cross him off the list. "
 
2014-02-04 07:16:25 PM

germ78: buckeyebrain: stoli n coke: ten foiled hats: I wasn't aware that there's a Major League III.  And not the way that I'm not aware of a third Mad Max movie, either.

There was not a Major League III. It was just a nightmare I had after eating some bad tostadas.

Weirdest thing. I also dreamed that someone was dumb enough to make a Rocky V and a Caddyshack II.Thank God those things never happened.

Never. Happened.

I had one of those dreams, too.  George Lucas made *three* prequel movies to Star Wars.  No way...

I ate some bad shellfish and thought I saw a sequel to Highlander. Gladly it was just a fever dream from the food poisoning.


I ever tell you about the time I ate a whole large meat lovers pizza and a six pack of Dr. Pepper before going to bed one hot summer night?  Woke up believing there had been these two awful sequels to The Matrix.  They had one scene where some French dude spent five minutes talking about a piece of cake that gave some woman an orgasm.  Glad it was all just a dream.
 
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