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(Daily Mail)   Cutting-edge performance artist vomits coloured milk onto canvas, wows art world and Lady Gaga. Despite regular retching, "she maintains a healthy vegan lifestyle and always leaves a one month rest period between each performance"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 89
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2014-02-03 08:52:27 PM  
The Blue Man Group spits paint at canvas live on stage. The marshmallow bit is a little gross, but not half as discusting as this.
 
2014-02-03 09:11:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 09:12:16 PM  
Seen a guy do this, except he filled his ass with paint and shat it on the canvas.
 
2014-02-03 09:12:27 PM  
My 4 month old nephew made some art on my shoulder when I carried him yesterday afternoon.
 
2014-02-03 09:13:09 PM  
Technicolor yawn indeed.
 
2014-02-03 09:13:59 PM  

Slackfumasta: Seen a guy do this, except he filled his ass with paint and shat it on the canvas.


Alright, that about takes care of the thread. Last one out please turn off the lights.
 
2014-02-03 09:14:08 PM  
'By creating art from the very depths of my own physical being I am able to challenge people's perception of beauty, expressing raw elements of human nature and in turn challenging myself both physically and mentally.'

yeah, the judge didn't accept that excuse when I spunked on all of those playgrounds.
 
2014-02-03 09:14:09 PM  
I do not click on Daily Mail links.
 
2014-02-03 09:14:26 PM  
I'll stick with Pricasso for my odd artistic needs, thanks...
 
2014-02-03 09:14:35 PM  
Cutting-edge performance artist?  More like gutting-edge?  amirite?
 
2014-02-03 09:16:27 PM  
So, cutting edge means "been done since the eighties" now? Huh.
 
2014-02-03 09:16:27 PM  
That's one way of doing it.  Honestly, though, it's a tad conventional and dated.  I was doing that at least 30 years ago.

These days I stick to artificially colored foods of a single, solid color for a few days.  Then after taking a crap, I drag my ass against the canvas like a dog scratching its ass on the carpet.  The thing is, I keep dragging and dragging and dragging and it's like I'm dragging a marker.
 
2014-02-03 09:16:37 PM  
Milk is vegan now?
 
2014-02-03 09:19:42 PM  

MrHappyRotter: That's one way of doing it.  Honestly, though, it's a tad conventional and dated.  I was doing that at least 30 years ago.

These days I stick to artificially colored foods of a single, solid color for a few days.  Then after taking a crap, I drag my ass against the canvas like a dog scratching its ass on the carpet.  The thing is, I keep dragging and dragging and dragging and it's like I'm dragging a marker.


Protip - stick a cueball up your ass before you do this and your lines will look nice and crisp, as if your ass were a ballpoint pen.
 
2014-02-03 09:20:08 PM  
At least it's not the other once a month drip.
 
2014-02-03 09:20:13 PM  
Pollock experimented with various means of kinetic art to change the 'stroke' in abstract painting, as the intent was not to create a single scene. This appears to be needless since the effect is replicated by dropping volumes of dyed milk from similar heights, perhaps mixed with spittle, meant to elicit some ridiculous applause around putting her body into the work or making vague references to art being sick and some such nonsense.
 
2014-02-03 09:20:30 PM  
Meh, had a lecture from a girl that would use her menstrual blood, female smegma and pubic hair to create paintings. One piece was a 5' x 5', which was both disgusting and impressive. That is a lot of fluid, gunk, and hair to collect.
 
2014-02-03 09:22:36 PM  
Yes, just like Jackson Pollock except this is shiat.
 
2014-02-03 09:23:19 PM  

Atomic Spunk: MrHappyRotter: That's one way of doing it.  Honestly, though, it's a tad conventional and dated.  I was doing that at least 30 years ago.

These days I stick to artificially colored foods of a single, solid color for a few days.  Then after taking a crap, I drag my ass against the canvas like a dog scratching its ass on the carpet.  The thing is, I keep dragging and dragging and dragging and it's like I'm dragging a marker.

Protip - stick a cueball up your ass before you do this and your lines will look nice and crisp, as if your ass were a ballpoint pen.


One weird trick to straightening your puke lines.  Puke companies HATE this.
 
2014-02-03 09:24:07 PM  
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I'm willing make a novel of it and sell the rights for 2.6 million dollars.
 
2014-02-03 09:24:52 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: Meh, had a lecture from a girl that would use her menstrual blood, female smegma and pubic hair to create paintings. One piece was a 5' x 5', which was both disgusting and impressive. That is a lot of fluid, gunk, and hair to collect.


wow...just wow
 
2014-02-03 09:25:27 PM  
And from all the vomiting, she probably has teeth like:


go.deltadentalid.com
 
2014-02-03 09:25:42 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: Meh, had a lecture from a girl that would use her menstrual blood, female smegma and pubic hair to create paintings. One piece was a 5' x 5', which was both disgusting and impressive. That is a lot of fluid, gunk, and hair to collect.


oh jesus. i challenge anyone to top that.
 
2014-02-03 09:26:23 PM  

fusillade762: Milk is vegan now?


I noticed that then I read further and discovered it was soy milk.
I totally get why one would not read further.
 
2014-02-03 09:29:38 PM  
I'm pretty sure people have been creating art out of bodily fluids and product for thousands of years now.

i.imgur.com

Hell, everyone eating vanilla in their Starbucks is eating beaver ass. I'm not sure how much grosser or inexplicable this is. At least here you know what you're getting instead of beaver ass glands in your coffee.
 
2014-02-03 09:30:42 PM  
She goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet before she "paints" a wall mural on a building.
 
2014-02-03 09:31:40 PM  
That's farking retarded.
 
2014-02-03 09:32:23 PM  
Yeah, listening to Lady Gaga's music would make me hurl, too.
 
2014-02-03 09:32:26 PM  

kling_klang_bed: And from all the vomiting, she probably has teeth like:


[go.deltadentalid.com image 560x270]


something something, British, something something herpderp
 
2014-02-03 09:33:23 PM  

kling_klang_bed: And from all the vomiting, she probably has teeth like:


[go.deltadentalid.com image 560x270]


"she maintains a healthy vegan lifestyle and always leaves a one month rest period between each performance"

So, no.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:04 PM  

PainInTheASP: Technicolor yawn indeed.


Ugh. We're all supposed to do that when shiatfaced, not sober.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:31 PM  
I once audienced the final performance for the Experimental Music Program at the Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. One guy went on stage with all kinds of ridiculous fridge-door shiat: mustard, raw eggs, olive oil, mayo, etc... etc... He made a big show of pouring it all in to one vessel and took a big swig. His whole performance was DRY HEAVING all over the place.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:57 PM  
She is just fine. And she has no food or body image or control issues at all. She is absolutely A-Ok and would be fine with you sticking it in her special kind of crazy.
 
2014-02-03 09:43:27 PM  

Somacandra: Hell, everyone eating vanilla in their Starbucks is eating beaver ass. I'm not sure how much grosser or inexplicable this is. At least here you know what you're getting instead of beaver ass glands in your coffee.


Yeah, because Starbucks only needs 250 pounds of vanilla flavoring per year.
 
2014-02-03 09:44:50 PM  
TIL that attention whores with humanities degrees are considered "experimental artists".
 
2014-02-03 09:45:58 PM  
www.ybig.ie
 
2014-02-03 09:46:37 PM  
Reminds me of the Korean witches ( shamanesses) . I saw a performance where the witch kept putting intestines in her mouth and throwing it back up. She was trying to conjure up an old Korean Queen
 
2014-02-03 09:47:55 PM  
Wait till they get a load of my enema art.

I call this one race tracks
a1.s6img.com
 
2014-02-03 09:48:36 PM  
Meanwhile, there's a far more interesting article on the Daily Fail sidebar about how Carrie-Anne Moss is still hot at (gasp) 46 years old. That is as positive as the publication gets, isn't it?
 
2014-02-03 09:51:37 PM  

talkertopc: fusillade762: Milk is vegan now?

I noticed that then I read further and discovered it was soy milk.
I totally get why one would not read further.


What's up with minimalist quote format, is that just for this thread?
 
2014-02-03 09:53:01 PM  

Canton: Meanwhile, there's a far more interesting article on the Daily Fail sidebar about how Carrie-Anne Moss is still hot at (gasp) 46 years old. That is as positive as the publication gets, isn't it?


Yes, quite handsome.
 
2014-02-03 09:53:33 PM  
Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

I'm so old I remember when Lady Gaga was called Cher.

/Then Madonna
 
2014-02-03 09:55:23 PM  
" Millie began pushing the boundaries of the art world after becoming sick of using more traditional methods of painting "

Let me translate for you guys: Her traditional painting was poor to mediocre but she REALLY wanted to be be famous so she came up with a gimmick that would get her noticed.If she did the exact same 'work' with milk from a squeezed balloon she couldn't get a show in her brother in-law's coffee shop.
 
2014-02-03 10:00:32 PM  
With a gag reflex like that, she probably isn't the best date. However, you would get a collector's item wang.
 
2014-02-03 10:01:09 PM  
This word 'Art'

I don't think it means what you think it means
 
2014-02-03 10:01:12 PM  
Vomit Painter

Are there people who say this with a straight face? Don't get me wrong, I like all kinds of art, expressionist, surrealist and abstract, etc. I realize it's not for everyone, but I loved the Jackson Pollock exhibit at the, but vomit art? I suppose, when one considers what passes for talent on TV and in music, however, this is as legitimate as anything else.
 
2014-02-03 10:03:00 PM  
You know something, when I was a wee lad, I made multicolored art with my backside. I'm sure I could have sold it for millions if my parents hadn't insisted on taking it off me and throwing it out--all just because it smelled a little.
 
2014-02-03 10:08:09 PM  
Yeah, I'm not clicking that.
 
2014-02-03 10:12:35 PM  
I saw a short film in an art museum where the woman slid a finger down her throat and barfed red stuff everywhere.

I could tell that the staff were very amused by the reactions they would hear once you entered the room and watched it.

/the other exhibits were cool though
 
2014-02-03 10:13:17 PM  

Slackfumasta: Seen a guy do this, except he filled his ass with paint and shat it on the canvas.


Oils? Acrylics? Water color? Preparation Rainbow? Inquiring minds need to know...

Sounds like the makings of a happy little accident.

/with all due respect to Bob Ross
 
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