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(RYOT.org)   Polar Vortex got you shivering? Pick up an iPhone 5c as a pocket warmer   (ryot.org) divider line 33
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2014-02-03 04:08:39 PM
My Iphone battery back up get very warm when in use.

I enjoyed it greatly this last snow storm
 
2014-02-03 04:32:50 PM
She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-02-03 04:32:59 PM
However, it is not too clear if this is a universal problem. Chances are it's an isolated incident.

really? you think so? jeez, that's some fine reporting there, lou!
 
2014-02-03 05:44:20 PM
Is that a fire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 
2014-02-03 05:49:14 PM

FlashHarry: However, it is not too clear if this is a universal problem. Chances are it's an isolated incident.

really? you think so? jeez, that's some fine reporting there, lou!


I was thinking that based on this one incident we could safely assume that every iPhone 5c had combusted and incinerated the owners. Was I mistaken? I need to work on my extrapolation.
 
2014-02-03 05:52:19 PM
If you sit on your phone, break the lithium battery/contacts and it short circuits, guess what? It gets hot. Very very hot.

/no mystery here.
 
2014-02-03 05:53:31 PM
I think she's lying. Want to guess how I know?
 
2014-02-03 05:54:00 PM

fusillade762: Is that a fire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Sorry, I was sexting her. Happens a lot.
 
2014-02-03 05:59:29 PM
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that something called energy density combined with LiOn technology permits a near weapon grade material?
And a tinfoil hat can be used to short circuit a ,,,,

note to self, ALWAYS recharge LiOns in a charging envelope
 
2014-02-03 06:01:06 PM
Let's forget about this call.
 
2014-02-03 06:01:47 PM

itsaidwhat: I think she's lying. Want to guess how I know?


She's female?
 
2014-02-03 06:02:47 PM

Theaetetus: She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

[img.pandawhale.com image 357x407]


O o

Dude, she's 14
 
2014-02-03 06:03:26 PM
Gives a new meaning to hot pants
 
2014-02-03 06:03:57 PM
Original article

www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20140 131-NEWS-140139937?cid=mostclick e d
 
2014-02-03 06:04:55 PM
I start fires in a lot of girls' pants.
 
2014-02-03 06:10:41 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
Understands...
/in his pants, too...
 
2014-02-03 06:12:51 PM

BigBooper: Theaetetus: She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

[img.pandawhale.com image 357x407]

O o

Dude, she's 14


...I don't think you get Quagmire at all.
 
2014-02-03 06:33:06 PM

BigBooper: Theaetetus: She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

[img.pandawhale.com image 357x407]

O o

Dude, she's 14


18? You're first!

i4.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-03 06:35:29 PM
Has anyone been here claiming to have caused this?  Cuz if not, I'd like to say that I caused it.
 
2014-02-03 06:37:20 PM
img.fark.net
Dramatization of events?
 
2014-02-03 06:40:48 PM

BigBooper: Theaetetus: She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

[img.pandawhale.com image 357x407]

O o

Dude, she's 14


And....?
 
2014-02-03 06:50:51 PM

DubyaHater: BigBooper: Theaetetus: She promptly removed her pants in the classroom with the help of her female classmates.

[img.pandawhale.com image 357x407]

O o

Dude, she's 14

And....?


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2014-02-03 06:56:11 PM
The poor phone probably overheated from the 1,000 texts per minute.
 
2014-02-03 07:18:44 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-02-03 07:39:43 PM
Lithium Polymer battery fires are usually explosive, so she's lucky.
 
2014-02-03 08:06:22 PM

itsaidwhat: I think she's lying. Want to guess how I know?


By the pixels, and telling a few lies in your time?
 
2014-02-03 08:22:16 PM
My HTC One gets pretty warm too, if I load up a lot of apps and let it run.
 
2014-02-03 08:58:27 PM
fire in her pants and the best headline you could think up involved a pocket warmer.
 
2014-02-03 09:01:53 PM

lynxi: fire in her pants and the best headline you could think up involved a pocket warmer.


Mine went with the classmates undressing her theme.

/redlit
 
2014-02-03 11:03:10 PM

fusillade762: Is that a fire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


fuego en mis pantalones.
 
2014-02-03 11:40:31 PM
14 year old girl with
 
2014-02-04 12:19:16 AM
Maybe I'm just getting old, but why are parents giving barely-teenagers IPhones?  How dumb do parents have to be to spend hundreds of dollars a year so that their irresponsible brat can text their friend two seats away instead of learning?
 
2014-02-04 06:12:58 AM

Emposter: Maybe I'm just getting old, but why are parents giving barely-teenagers IPhones?  How dumb do parents have to be to spend hundreds of dollars a year so that their irresponsible brat can text their friend two seats away instead of learning?


What do you mean I can't have an iPhone?

Ugh! You just don't understand what it's like being me! You're ruining my life! I hate you!

/Slams bedroom door
//Cranks up teen girl angst music
 
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