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(Daily Mail)   Russian female Olympians are definitely not built like their men. Subby will be in his bunk   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 132
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2014-02-03 07:52:19 PM

Crewmannumber6: They used to be, right down to the balls and mustache.


East German women.
 
2014-02-03 07:57:29 PM
Some great Catherines in Russia, eh?
/This is my total lack or surprise.
 
2014-02-03 08:02:38 PM
Fark the Winter Olympics!  The only Olympic sport should be Women's Beach Volleyball, all the others pale in comparison.
 
2014-02-03 08:16:31 PM

slimfast: YES...........

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Yep Amazing Nips.
 
2014-02-03 08:19:33 PM

Bob Falfa: sinanju: My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

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You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW


Nothing better then seeing a nice runway down there. So tired of the shaved look.
 
2014-02-03 08:35:28 PM

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Oh noes!  Are you telling me heterosexual men and maybe some homosexual women are "sexualizing" sexual beings?  Stop the presses!  Don't these pigs know that humans are supposed to be asexual robots where pair bonding is determined by the content of ones mind and character?

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2014-02-03 08:44:50 PM

Esn: The Stealth Hippopotamus: lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.

Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's.

You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back.  Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off!  There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.


Have you ever taken a course on Soviet History? The USSR mined out the satellites, took more money out of them than they put in, built unstable and unsafe nuclear reactors with only Russia proper getting safe ones, and so much more, almost every one of them has been better off since they left. And with the Russian economy, it was a basket case prior to the USSR collapse, since the mid 70's they were importing grain from the west to keep their own people from starving, in the late 70's they started to borrow billions from the west to the point they were in massive debt when they collapsed (in fact West Germany gave the USSR a massive loan in the late 80's, days later the USSR announced they were withdrawing support and protection from East Germany and were not opposed to reunification, shortly after that the wall came down. They sold everything for money they were so bad off). They were in horrible shape for the last 15 years of the USSR, in fact the early aide staved off a massive economic collapse in 1995, and while the plans of Jeffery Sachs were disastrous for Russia, in fact only two of the countries that used his methods succeeded the rest failed. So read some history first, maybe take some college course, perhaps some in grad school from people who were there in Russia at the time
 
2014-02-03 08:51:42 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
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Wasn't Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 09:24:52 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:


She vill kill dat moose and sqvirrel!
 
2014-02-03 09:29:23 PM
Я сдаюсь
 
2014-02-03 09:31:35 PM

Testiclaw: Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
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Wasn't Olympics.


Your mom wasn't the Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Testiclaw: Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
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Wasn't Olympics.

Your mom wasn't the Olympics.


Tell me more.
 
2014-02-03 09:40:28 PM
What sorcery is this? Who's indenting the damn quotes?
 
2014-02-03 09:43:45 PM
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2014-02-03 09:52:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: God bless the Olympics.

Winter is not as grand as the Summer... but damn!


Winter has a lot fewer events, but for the most part they're aimed at adults who are exomorphs (with the possible exception of some endomorphs in speed-skating and hockey). So underneath the warm clothes, lots of hotties.

In the summer, I find the female shot put / discus / weightlifting competitors a bit scary, and the gymnasts a bit Pedobear-approved.

That said, I'm kicking myself for not taking some pictures a week and a half ago - Ukraine's national Rhythmic Gymnastics team wound up right behind me in line to board a flight on their way to the L.A. Lights tournament.
 
2014-02-03 10:31:03 PM

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

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Makes me wonder where his head is...
 
2014-02-03 10:46:31 PM

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Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
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Y'now, I usually don't like muscular women, I've always liked 'em plush and padded. But dayum, Samantha Wright has some serious thickness going on.
 
2014-02-03 10:47:52 PM
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2014-02-03 10:57:44 PM
Wait, found the full version:
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2014-02-03 11:00:03 PM
We've come a long way from the Soviet shot-putters who had to have tests to ensure they really were female.
 
2014-02-03 11:02:52 PM
I like this thread. :O
 
2014-02-03 11:14:44 PM
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2014-02-04 12:48:46 AM
DAYUM!  No wonder they don't have any queers over there!
 
2014-02-04 02:14:50 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
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Well, that's the left half, there's still a "Long (Something)" competitor cut off on the right end.  Here's the right half:

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According to the stats on these photos, my wife should be on the trampoline.  But I'm just as happy to let her bounce on me.
 
2014-02-04 04:28:27 AM
фап фап фап
 
2014-02-04 06:22:17 AM

jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.


Dr. Asquith?
 
2014-02-04 08:19:17 AM
It's all about the speed skaters. Dose ass.
 
2014-02-04 12:15:07 PM
yes, I am marking this book
 
2014-02-04 01:42:08 PM

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Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
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dbirchall: Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
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Well, that's the left half, there's still a "Long (Something)" competitor cut off on the right end.  Here's the right half:

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According to the stats on these photos, my wife should be on the trampoline.  But I'm just as happy to let her bounce on me.


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/Snu
//Snu
 
2014-02-04 02:13:38 PM

Rapmaster2000: pute kisses like a man: ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.

I'd think that if ballet was as important in other parts of the world as it is in Russia then those parts would have really hot ballerinas too.  This is like saying that American football players are better than football players from other parts of the world.


i wasn't commenting on the talent.  there are brilliant american and european ballerinas.  but, they look different.  everywhere else in the world, the extreme physical demand on the body to be a ballerina results in very powerful looking figures, substantial thighs, etc.  however, in russia, they remain skeletal waifs.

/ i imagine it's a difference in philosophy.  in western ballet, if you have the physical talent, discipline, and artistic expression, you can maybe be a dancer.  in russia, you need all that stuff and you have to be a skeleton.
 
2014-02-04 02:39:25 PM

LeroyBourne: jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.

She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.


But then you get free.
 
2014-02-04 03:34:57 PM
Does anybody remember the National Lampoon cover from the 1970's showing the Eastern Block women for the Olympics?
 
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