If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Russian female Olympians are definitely not built like their men. Subby will be in his bunk   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 132
    More: Interesting, Russian Far East, Russians, Sochi, charm offensives, Curler Alexandra Saitova, Russia, freestyle, female olympians  
•       •       •

28232 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2014 at 4:24 PM (45 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



132 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-03 05:02:24 PM  
I like my female athletes like I like my programming: Object based.

No, seriously. I'll never meet them or have conversations with them. Their only contribution to my life as pretty things to look at. And that's a mighty awesome contribution. Especially that first one.
 
2014-02-03 05:04:04 PM  

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


I know. It does the heart good. I think I feel pride in the human race....

What a weird feeling.

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]


I not saying you're wrong. I'll just chalk this up to different tastes.
img854.imageshack.us
img838.imageshack.us

img194.imageshack.us

Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.
 
2014-02-03 05:06:33 PM  
I hear is cold in Russia.
 
2014-02-03 05:08:38 PM  
this photo is crying out for captions...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-03 05:09:29 PM  
Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photoi.dailymail.co.uk
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,
 
2014-02-03 05:11:24 PM  

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Not true, it is just a bonus if they are.

And don't get your panties in a bunch over it, it works both ways.

cc.pbsstatic.com
 
2014-02-03 05:12:02 PM  

WillofJ2: Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,


Yeah, like where did the guy put his head/mouth to elicit that facial expression from her.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:04 PM  

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]


The Human Centipede...on Ice.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.

I know. It does the heart good. I think I feel pride in the human race....

What a weird feeling.

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]

I not saying you're wrong. I'll just chalk this up to different tastes.
[img854.imageshack.us image 250x350]
[img838.imageshack.us image 838x949]

[img194.imageshack.us image 500x727]

Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.


Oh god damn.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.


www.montreuil.fr
 
2014-02-03 05:15:52 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: WillofJ2: Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,

Yeah, like where did the guy put his head/mouth to elicit that facial expression from her.


My first thought was Nazi cunnilingus i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-03 05:18:38 PM  

h3dge: hello....NSFW


If you didn't get that from the headline you're brain dead.
 
2014-02-03 05:19:26 PM  
Я влюблен
 
2014-02-03 05:25:31 PM  

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]


She's got a GREAT ASS!!!! AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!  Ferocious, aren't I?  When I think of a woman's ass *raises eyebrows*, I don't know, something comes out of me.
 
2014-02-03 05:26:12 PM  
Seriously...how can this image not be posted yet. FOR SHAME FARKERS! FOR SHAME!
 
2014-02-03 05:26:16 PM  
Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.
 
2014-02-03 05:27:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 05:28:10 PM  

JC22: Seriously...how can this image not be posted yet. FOR SHAME FARKERS! FOR SHAME!


Oh snap?
 
2014-02-03 05:28:49 PM  
when's Putin puttin' out that Olympic beefcake calendar?
 
2014-02-03 05:29:16 PM  

JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]


I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.
 
2014-02-03 05:36:26 PM  

LeroyBourne: JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]

I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.


She hasn't been in the Olympics.

Standards boys, standards.
 
2014-02-03 05:37:21 PM  

groppet: Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.


ct.fra.bz


however, you made me laugh. +1 to you.
 
2014-02-03 05:40:55 PM  

itsaidwhat: So THAT's what's under all that fur....


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 05:41:08 PM  
img842.imageshack.us
 
Esn
2014-02-03 05:42:00 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.

Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's.


You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back.  Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off!  There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.
 
2014-02-03 05:44:26 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: CleanAndPure: Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.

BS!!

[img542.imageshack.us image 555x416]
Speed skater... You can't see it, but "dat ass"
[img824.imageshack.us image 550x420]
Downhill. Make your own jokes
[img842.imageshack.us image 655x355]
Ski Jumping. the jokes, they are too easy


Would ski uphill all over that.
 
2014-02-03 05:45:44 PM  
And probably 3/4 of them are doing some Olympic-level scissoring while Putin's not looking.
 
2014-02-03 05:48:06 PM  
I know who I am rooting for in Curling this year.
 
2014-02-03 05:48:28 PM  

Esn: You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back. Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off! There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.


I'd love for you to meet my wife's family, they're from Lithuania. They would have so much fun with this.
 
2014-02-03 05:55:26 PM  
 
2014-02-03 06:00:53 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: LeroyBourne: JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]

I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.

She hasn't been in the Olympics.

Standards boys, standards.


She won a silver medal in the 100m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics.

I see the word Olympics. She qualifies for me =)
 
2014-02-03 06:00:55 PM  

elguerodiablo: http://soletron.com/alenka-bikar-the-best-olympic-butt-in-the-games/    nsfw

Alenka Bikar is my all-time fave.


That top photo has GOT to be Photoshopped, but I love it nonetheless
 
2014-02-03 06:04:17 PM  

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Yeah, kind of how a man is no good at business unless he's 6'.
 
2014-02-03 06:04:23 PM  
http://www.rosebrides.com/russian-brides.html

Did anyone see a product number or something on Subby's link so I can order a specific one?

/also, could someone please tell my current wife?
 
2014-02-03 06:06:37 PM  
Sochi, here I come!
 
2014-02-03 06:07:37 PM  
This just in... fit girls are fit! :p
 
2014-02-03 06:11:24 PM  
Cross country skier Maria Komissarova, 22, from St Petersburg, won a silver medal at the 2102 World Cup and is the Face of Russian Freestyle Skiing

HOLY SHIAT FEMALE TERMINATOR HAS COME BACK TO THE PAST TO WIN AT SOCHI.

guess in the real universe america destroyed russia in gold. and then in bombs.
 
2014-02-03 06:27:48 PM  
I think I'm in love with Alexandra
 
2014-02-03 06:35:53 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's a curler which makes sense because I can feel my toes curling already!
 
2014-02-03 06:52:46 PM  
i miss those hawt East German (wo)men from the 60s
 
2014-02-03 06:57:39 PM  
YES...........

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 07:00:45 PM  
 img.fark.net
an oldie but goodie
 
2014-02-03 07:04:52 PM  
Hurry. Hurry Hard!

/I'd put a rock in that house any day
 
2014-02-03 07:12:24 PM  
Chilly there.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 07:14:47 PM  
My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-02-03 07:20:47 PM  

sinanju: My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1149]


You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW
 
2014-02-03 07:27:26 PM  
I'd rush in.
 
2014-02-03 07:40:43 PM  

smitton: [img.fark.net image 425x300]
an oldie but goodie


"Better living through chemistry"
 
2014-02-03 07:44:11 PM  
Bob Falfa:

You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW

Oh, yes.  Glad she got that shape on record.
 
2014-02-03 07:48:15 PM  
Wait wait wait! You're telling me that athletes, people who work hard to perfect a physical activity, training for hours every day, have fit, attractive bodies?! Mind. Blown.

Not complaining. The "sensational" tone of the article just struck me.
 
Displayed 50 of 132 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report