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2014-02-03 04:13:50 PM
God bless the Olympics.

Winter is not as grand as the Summer... but damn!
 
2014-02-03 04:27:21 PM
They used to be, right down to the balls and mustache.
 
2014-02-03 04:27:29 PM
I'd let them break me
 
2014-02-03 04:29:44 PM
This makes me feel a little better since my TF membership just ran out.

Mmmmm, Russian women.
 
2014-02-03 04:30:34 PM
It's not surprising they have great bodies, being olympians and all. They must train for hours on end daily.
 
2014-02-03 04:32:36 PM
Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:27 PM

lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.


Principles too.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:42 PM
hello....NSFW
 
2014-02-03 04:33:58 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:59 PM
SWEET JESUS!


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-03 04:34:27 PM
I'd puck that goalie.
 
2014-02-03 04:34:48 PM
I would totally Putin their asses.
 
2014-02-03 04:35:36 PM
"Ski-jumper Irina Avvakumova, 22, from Leningrad near St Petersburg,"

You don't say?  Next thing, you'll tell me that Istanbul is close to Constantinople and Byzantium?
 
2014-02-03 04:37:46 PM
Rachel Maddow is a Russian curler?
 
2014-02-03 04:38:09 PM

uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.



I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.
 
2014-02-03 04:39:44 PM

otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.


I would put my penis in her butt.
 
2014-02-03 04:40:25 PM
I love a girl that's proud of her nipples.
 
2014-02-03 04:40:59 PM
Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:29 PM
Wow. I'm no longer hanging down, Mother Russia.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:45 PM
Never have the curling shouts of "Hurry, harder!!" been more appropriate.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:58 PM
Tatiana Borodulina has an ass that could be used to extract the milk from coconuts... I'd walk a thousand miles to smoke that, er, Russkie...
 
2014-02-03 04:42:14 PM
I'd like to get to know their "mother land" if ya know what I mean.

/sex
//I mean sex
 
2014-02-03 04:42:42 PM
I bet they still smell like cabbage farts and oppression.
 
2014-02-03 04:42:45 PM
God bless the human condition!
 
2014-02-03 04:42:52 PM

lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.


Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's. And it's worse that that, all the promising Iron Curtain athletes that could have been champions with access to Russia's trainer and facilities never were.

And principles?! Basically kidnapping promising athletes to be raised by the state?! The only people that are/were more messed up would be the Chinese.


uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I'd fire it down her 5 hole.
 
2014-02-03 04:43:04 PM

uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


www.ruthlessreviews.com

She's a Russian and a goaltender.

/Not sayin I wouldn't. Just sayin.
 
2014-02-03 04:44:45 PM
Welp...I'm torqued
 
2014-02-03 04:44:52 PM
Give 'em 10 years of borscht and vodka.

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2014-02-03 04:45:03 PM
If I die, I die.
 
2014-02-03 04:45:38 PM
"There are claims Russia will offer a cold welcome to the world at the Winter Olympics, but these images of some of the country's leading competitors suggests otherwise."

I dunno, the first one looks pretty cold.
 
2014-02-03 04:45:55 PM

jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.


She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:08 PM
I bet a lot of international relations and outreach take place after hours in the Olympic Village.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:18 PM
Yeah, maybe for you losers. I, of course, date women WAY hotter than that every week. I wouldn't lower myself to being seen with one of those uggos.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:52 PM

CleanAndPure: Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.


BS!!

img542.imageshack.us
Speed skater... You can't see it, but "dat ass"
img824.imageshack.us
Downhill. Make your own jokes
img842.imageshack.us
Ski Jumping. the jokes, they are too easy
 
2014-02-03 04:47:00 PM

robertus: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.

[www.ruthlessreviews.com image 335x330]

She's a Russian and a goaltender.

/Not sayin I wouldn't. Just sayin.


I.... see what you did McNair.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:27 PM

Wireless Joe: Give 'em 10 years of borscht and vodka.


Awww, she looks nice! Like a grandma who could bake up some nice cookies.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:33 PM
ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:47 PM
I keep trying to crack wise, but this sudden blood loss keeps making me pass ou
 
2014-02-03 04:48:10 PM
Yeah, but once they turn 18...
 
2014-02-03 04:49:40 PM
Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
 
2014-02-03 04:49:40 PM
Great googly moogly.
 
2014-02-03 04:50:14 PM
Bozhe moi, indeed.
 
2014-02-03 04:50:16 PM

pute kisses like a man: ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.


I'd think that if ballet was as important in other parts of the world as it is in Russia then those parts would have really hot ballerinas too.  This is like saying that American football players are better than football players from other parts of the world.
 
2014-02-03 04:51:19 PM
She looks like she's a bit cold still from the Russian Winters.

I'll warm her up...
 
2014-02-03 04:51:32 PM
Someone needs to do an article on the women of Crossfit.
 
2014-02-03 04:52:38 PM

LeroyBourne: jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.

She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.


With this penis feeling shame is inevitable.
 
2014-02-03 04:52:59 PM
I don't know....something double-entendre-ish about "my stone and her house" for the curling woman.  And, as noted above, somebody shouting "Hurry, harder!"
 
2014-02-03 04:56:01 PM
Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.
 
2014-02-03 04:58:44 PM
Favorite from last Olympics:
static2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-03 05:00:25 PM
So THAT's what's under all that fur....
 
2014-02-03 05:02:24 PM
I like my female athletes like I like my programming: Object based.

No, seriously. I'll never meet them or have conversations with them. Their only contribution to my life as pretty things to look at. And that's a mighty awesome contribution. Especially that first one.
 
2014-02-03 05:04:04 PM

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


I know. It does the heart good. I think I feel pride in the human race....

What a weird feeling.

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]


I not saying you're wrong. I'll just chalk this up to different tastes.
img854.imageshack.us
img838.imageshack.us

img194.imageshack.us

Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.
 
2014-02-03 05:06:33 PM
I hear is cold in Russia.
 
2014-02-03 05:08:38 PM
this photo is crying out for captions...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-03 05:09:29 PM
Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photoi.dailymail.co.uk
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,
 
2014-02-03 05:11:24 PM

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Not true, it is just a bonus if they are.

And don't get your panties in a bunch over it, it works both ways.

cc.pbsstatic.com
 
2014-02-03 05:12:02 PM

WillofJ2: Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,


Yeah, like where did the guy put his head/mouth to elicit that facial expression from her.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:04 PM

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]


The Human Centipede...on Ice.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.

I know. It does the heart good. I think I feel pride in the human race....

What a weird feeling.

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]

I not saying you're wrong. I'll just chalk this up to different tastes.
[img854.imageshack.us image 250x350]
[img838.imageshack.us image 838x949]

[img194.imageshack.us image 500x727]

Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.


Oh god damn.
 
2014-02-03 05:12:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Actually I'll say it, you're wrong.


www.montreuil.fr
 
2014-02-03 05:15:52 PM

Satanic_Hamster: WillofJ2: Aside from the obvious hotness of some of the women this photo[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]
looks like it is deserving of many captions ,

Yeah, like where did the guy put his head/mouth to elicit that facial expression from her.


My first thought was Nazi cunnilingus i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-03 05:18:38 PM

h3dge: hello....NSFW


If you didn't get that from the headline you're brain dead.
 
2014-02-03 05:19:26 PM
Я влюблен
 
2014-02-03 05:25:31 PM

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]


She's got a GREAT ASS!!!! AND YOU GOT YOUR HEAD ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!  Ferocious, aren't I?  When I think of a woman's ass *raises eyebrows*, I don't know, something comes out of me.
 
2014-02-03 05:26:12 PM
Seriously...how can this image not be posted yet. FOR SHAME FARKERS! FOR SHAME!
 
2014-02-03 05:26:16 PM
Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.
 
2014-02-03 05:27:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 05:28:10 PM

JC22: Seriously...how can this image not be posted yet. FOR SHAME FARKERS! FOR SHAME!


Oh snap?
 
2014-02-03 05:28:49 PM
when's Putin puttin' out that Olympic beefcake calendar?
 
2014-02-03 05:29:16 PM

JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]


I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.
 
2014-02-03 05:36:26 PM

LeroyBourne: JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]

I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.


She hasn't been in the Olympics.

Standards boys, standards.
 
2014-02-03 05:37:21 PM

groppet: Well I'd suck a fart out of their butt and hold it in like a bong hit.


ct.fra.bz


however, you made me laugh. +1 to you.
 
2014-02-03 05:40:55 PM

itsaidwhat: So THAT's what's under all that fur....


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 05:41:08 PM
img842.imageshack.us
 
Esn
2014-02-03 05:42:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.

Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's.


You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back.  Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off!  There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.
 
2014-02-03 05:44:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: CleanAndPure: Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.

BS!!

[img542.imageshack.us image 555x416]
Speed skater... You can't see it, but "dat ass"
[img824.imageshack.us image 550x420]
Downhill. Make your own jokes
[img842.imageshack.us image 655x355]
Ski Jumping. the jokes, they are too easy


Would ski uphill all over that.
 
2014-02-03 05:45:44 PM
And probably 3/4 of them are doing some Olympic-level scissoring while Putin's not looking.
 
2014-02-03 05:48:06 PM
I know who I am rooting for in Curling this year.
 
2014-02-03 05:48:28 PM

Esn: You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back. Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off! There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.


I'd love for you to meet my wife's family, they're from Lithuania. They would have so much fun with this.
 
2014-02-03 05:55:26 PM
 
2014-02-03 06:00:53 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: LeroyBourne: JC22: [i.imgur.com image 261x391]

I was waiting here for her to come bouncing in.

She hasn't been in the Olympics.

Standards boys, standards.


She won a silver medal in the 100m hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics.

I see the word Olympics. She qualifies for me =)
 
2014-02-03 06:00:55 PM

elguerodiablo: http://soletron.com/alenka-bikar-the-best-olympic-butt-in-the-games/    nsfw

Alenka Bikar is my all-time fave.


That top photo has GOT to be Photoshopped, but I love it nonetheless
 
2014-02-03 06:04:17 PM

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Yeah, kind of how a man is no good at business unless he's 6'.
 
2014-02-03 06:04:23 PM
http://www.rosebrides.com/russian-brides.html

Did anyone see a product number or something on Subby's link so I can order a specific one?

/also, could someone please tell my current wife?
 
2014-02-03 06:06:37 PM
Sochi, here I come!
 
2014-02-03 06:07:37 PM
This just in... fit girls are fit! :p
 
2014-02-03 06:11:24 PM
Cross country skier Maria Komissarova, 22, from St Petersburg, won a silver medal at the 2102 World Cup and is the Face of Russian Freestyle Skiing

HOLY SHIAT FEMALE TERMINATOR HAS COME BACK TO THE PAST TO WIN AT SOCHI.

guess in the real universe america destroyed russia in gold. and then in bombs.
 
2014-02-03 06:27:48 PM
I think I'm in love with Alexandra
 
2014-02-03 06:35:53 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's a curler which makes sense because I can feel my toes curling already!
 
2014-02-03 06:52:46 PM
i miss those hawt East German (wo)men from the 60s
 
2014-02-03 06:57:39 PM
YES...........

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 07:00:45 PM
 img.fark.net
an oldie but goodie
 
2014-02-03 07:04:52 PM
Hurry. Hurry Hard!

/I'd put a rock in that house any day
 
2014-02-03 07:12:24 PM
Chilly there.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 07:14:47 PM
My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-02-03 07:20:47 PM

sinanju: My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1149]


You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW
 
2014-02-03 07:27:26 PM
I'd rush in.
 
2014-02-03 07:40:43 PM

smitton: [img.fark.net image 425x300]
an oldie but goodie


"Better living through chemistry"
 
2014-02-03 07:44:11 PM
Bob Falfa:

You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW

Oh, yes.  Glad she got that shape on record.
 
2014-02-03 07:48:15 PM
Wait wait wait! You're telling me that athletes, people who work hard to perfect a physical activity, training for hours every day, have fit, attractive bodies?! Mind. Blown.

Not complaining. The "sensational" tone of the article just struck me.
 
2014-02-03 07:52:19 PM

Crewmannumber6: They used to be, right down to the balls and mustache.


East German women.
 
2014-02-03 07:57:29 PM
Some great Catherines in Russia, eh?
/This is my total lack or surprise.
 
2014-02-03 08:02:38 PM
Fark the Winter Olympics!  The only Olympic sport should be Women's Beach Volleyball, all the others pale in comparison.
 
2014-02-03 08:16:31 PM

slimfast: YES...........

[img.fark.net image 612x500]


Yep Amazing Nips.
 
2014-02-03 08:19:33 PM

Bob Falfa: sinanju: My all-time Olympic fav is Katarina Witt.  In a spin she had substantial....moment arm.  Here she is, showing you what I mean:

[ilarge.listal.com image 850x1149]

You know she's posed nekkid for Playboy, right? NSFW


Nothing better then seeing a nice runway down there. So tired of the shaved look.
 
2014-02-03 08:35:28 PM

Porous Horace: Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.


Oh noes!  Are you telling me heterosexual men and maybe some homosexual women are "sexualizing" sexual beings?  Stop the presses!  Don't these pigs know that humans are supposed to be asexual robots where pair bonding is determined by the content of ones mind and character?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 08:44:50 PM

Esn: The Stealth Hippopotamus: lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.

Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's.

You kidding? People in the "satellite" countries were living better than in Russia itself. The USSR spent tons of money on developing and educating not just its own provinces, but those of foreign places as well. They made special trade arrangements with them, provided hundreds of thousands of foreign citizens with free university education, gave them billions of rubles in "loans" that were subsequently never paid back.  Look what happened to states like Cuba and North Korea when this tap of support was finally cut off!  There are more than a few people who think that things could have ended otherwise if the USSR had spent more on itself rather than always sending money outside (its economy, unlike the USA's then and now, was largely self-contained).

They did pretty much the opposite of the US strategy (through IMF and the like), which tends to be wealth EXTRACTION. Russia got to experience this first-hand in the 1990s as the imported Western financial experts did its best to turn it into an economic basket case.


Have you ever taken a course on Soviet History? The USSR mined out the satellites, took more money out of them than they put in, built unstable and unsafe nuclear reactors with only Russia proper getting safe ones, and so much more, almost every one of them has been better off since they left. And with the Russian economy, it was a basket case prior to the USSR collapse, since the mid 70's they were importing grain from the west to keep their own people from starving, in the late 70's they started to borrow billions from the west to the point they were in massive debt when they collapsed (in fact West Germany gave the USSR a massive loan in the late 80's, days later the USSR announced they were withdrawing support and protection from East Germany and were not opposed to reunification, shortly after that the wall came down. They sold everything for money they were so bad off). They were in horrible shape for the last 15 years of the USSR, in fact the early aide staved off a massive economic collapse in 1995, and while the plans of Jeffery Sachs were disastrous for Russia, in fact only two of the countries that used his methods succeeded the rest failed. So read some history first, maybe take some college course, perhaps some in grad school from people who were there in Russia at the time
 
2014-02-03 08:51:42 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]


Wasn't Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 09:24:52 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:


She vill kill dat moose and sqvirrel!
 
2014-02-03 09:29:23 PM
Я сдаюсь
 
2014-02-03 09:31:35 PM

Testiclaw: Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]

Wasn't Olympics.


Your mom wasn't the Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Testiclaw: Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]

Wasn't Olympics.

Your mom wasn't the Olympics.


Tell me more.
 
2014-02-03 09:40:28 PM
What sorcery is this? Who's indenting the damn quotes?
 
2014-02-03 09:43:45 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 09:52:00 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: God bless the Olympics.

Winter is not as grand as the Summer... but damn!


Winter has a lot fewer events, but for the most part they're aimed at adults who are exomorphs (with the possible exception of some endomorphs in speed-skating and hockey). So underneath the warm clothes, lots of hotties.

In the summer, I find the female shot put / discus / weightlifting competitors a bit scary, and the gymnasts a bit Pedobear-approved.

That said, I'm kicking myself for not taking some pictures a week and a half ago - Ukraine's national Rhythmic Gymnastics team wound up right behind me in line to board a flight on their way to the L.A. Lights tournament.
 
2014-02-03 10:31:03 PM

Sofa King Smart: this photo is crying out for captions...

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x459]


Makes me wonder where his head is...
 
2014-02-03 10:46:31 PM

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Satanic_Hamster: Favorite from last Olympics:
[static2.fjcdn.com image 700x511]




Y'now, I usually don't like muscular women, I've always liked 'em plush and padded. But dayum, Samantha Wright has some serious thickness going on.
 
2014-02-03 10:47:52 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-02-03 10:57:44 PM
Wait, found the full version:
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-02-03 11:00:03 PM
We've come a long way from the Soviet shot-putters who had to have tests to ensure they really were female.
 
2014-02-03 11:02:52 PM
I like this thread. :O
 
2014-02-03 11:14:44 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-04 12:48:46 AM
DAYUM!  No wonder they don't have any queers over there!
 
2014-02-04 02:14:50 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
[i.huffpost.com image 850x327]


Well, that's the left half, there's still a "Long (Something)" competitor cut off on the right end.  Here's the right half:

i.huffpost.com

According to the stats on these photos, my wife should be on the trampoline.  But I'm just as happy to let her bounce on me.
 
2014-02-04 04:28:27 AM
фап фап фап
 
2014-02-04 06:22:17 AM

jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.


Dr. Asquith?
 
2014-02-04 08:19:17 AM
It's all about the speed skaters. Dose ass.
 
2014-02-04 12:15:07 PM
yes, I am marking this book
 
2014-02-04 01:42:08 PM

Satanic_Hamster: [i.huffpost.com image 850x425]


Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
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dbirchall: Satanic_Hamster: Wait, found the full version:
[i.huffpost.com image 850x327]

Well, that's the left half, there's still a "Long (Something)" competitor cut off on the right end.  Here's the right half:

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According to the stats on these photos, my wife should be on the trampoline.  But I'm just as happy to let her bounce on me.


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2014-02-04 02:13:38 PM

Rapmaster2000: pute kisses like a man: ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.

I'd think that if ballet was as important in other parts of the world as it is in Russia then those parts would have really hot ballerinas too.  This is like saying that American football players are better than football players from other parts of the world.


i wasn't commenting on the talent.  there are brilliant american and european ballerinas.  but, they look different.  everywhere else in the world, the extreme physical demand on the body to be a ballerina results in very powerful looking figures, substantial thighs, etc.  however, in russia, they remain skeletal waifs.

/ i imagine it's a difference in philosophy.  in western ballet, if you have the physical talent, discipline, and artistic expression, you can maybe be a dancer.  in russia, you need all that stuff and you have to be a skeleton.
 
2014-02-04 02:39:25 PM

LeroyBourne: jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.

She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.


But then you get free.
 
2014-02-04 03:34:57 PM
Does anybody remember the National Lampoon cover from the 1970's showing the Eastern Block women for the Olympics?
 
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