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(Daily Mail)   Russian female Olympians are definitely not built like their men. Subby will be in his bunk   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 132
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2014-02-03 04:13:50 PM
God bless the Olympics.

Winter is not as grand as the Summer... but damn!
 
2014-02-03 04:27:21 PM
They used to be, right down to the balls and mustache.
 
2014-02-03 04:27:29 PM
I'd let them break me
 
2014-02-03 04:29:44 PM
This makes me feel a little better since my TF membership just ran out.

Mmmmm, Russian women.
 
2014-02-03 04:30:34 PM
It's not surprising they have great bodies, being olympians and all. They must train for hours on end daily.
 
2014-02-03 04:32:36 PM
Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:27 PM

lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.


Principles too.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:42 PM
hello....NSFW
 
2014-02-03 04:33:58 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
2014-02-03 04:33:59 PM
SWEET JESUS!


i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-03 04:34:27 PM
I'd puck that goalie.
 
2014-02-03 04:34:48 PM
I would totally Putin their asses.
 
2014-02-03 04:35:36 PM
"Ski-jumper Irina Avvakumova, 22, from Leningrad near St Petersburg,"

You don't say?  Next thing, you'll tell me that Istanbul is close to Constantinople and Byzantium?
 
2014-02-03 04:37:46 PM
Rachel Maddow is a Russian curler?
 
2014-02-03 04:38:09 PM

uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.



I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.
 
2014-02-03 04:39:44 PM

otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.


I would put my penis in her butt.
 
2014-02-03 04:40:25 PM
I love a girl that's proud of her nipples.
 
2014-02-03 04:40:59 PM
Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:29 PM
Wow. I'm no longer hanging down, Mother Russia.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:45 PM
Never have the curling shouts of "Hurry, harder!!" been more appropriate.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:58 PM
Tatiana Borodulina has an ass that could be used to extract the milk from coconuts... I'd walk a thousand miles to smoke that, er, Russkie...
 
2014-02-03 04:42:14 PM
I'd like to get to know their "mother land" if ya know what I mean.

/sex
//I mean sex
 
2014-02-03 04:42:42 PM
I bet they still smell like cabbage farts and oppression.
 
2014-02-03 04:42:45 PM
God bless the human condition!
 
2014-02-03 04:42:52 PM

lostcat: lostcat: Russia seems so hopelessly awful these days. I had so much more respect for them when they were part of the Soviet Union and had some principals.

Now it's like they are the realization of the worst aspects of the free market.

Principles too.


Well they also had a ton of other countries to draw from. Back in the day all the metals that all the Iron Curtain countries got would have been Mother Russia's. And it's worse that that, all the promising Iron Curtain athletes that could have been champions with access to Russia's trainer and facilities never were.

And principles?! Basically kidnapping promising athletes to be raised by the state?! The only people that are/were more messed up would be the Chinese.


uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I'd fire it down her 5 hole.
 
2014-02-03 04:43:04 PM

uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


www.ruthlessreviews.com

She's a Russian and a goaltender.

/Not sayin I wouldn't. Just sayin.
 
2014-02-03 04:44:45 PM
Welp...I'm torqued
 
2014-02-03 04:44:52 PM
Give 'em 10 years of borscht and vodka.

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2014-02-03 04:45:03 PM
If I die, I die.
 
2014-02-03 04:45:38 PM
"There are claims Russia will offer a cold welcome to the world at the Winter Olympics, but these images of some of the country's leading competitors suggests otherwise."

I dunno, the first one looks pretty cold.
 
2014-02-03 04:45:55 PM

jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.


She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:08 PM
I bet a lot of international relations and outreach take place after hours in the Olympic Village.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:18 PM
Yeah, maybe for you losers. I, of course, date women WAY hotter than that every week. I wouldn't lower myself to being seen with one of those uggos.
 
2014-02-03 04:46:52 PM

CleanAndPure: Russia 1 USA 0

A bad day for democracy.


BS!!

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Speed skater... You can't see it, but "dat ass"
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Downhill. Make your own jokes
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Ski Jumping. the jokes, they are too easy
 
2014-02-03 04:47:00 PM

robertus: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.

[www.ruthlessreviews.com image 335x330]

She's a Russian and a goaltender.

/Not sayin I wouldn't. Just sayin.


I.... see what you did McNair.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:27 PM

Wireless Joe: Give 'em 10 years of borscht and vodka.


Awww, she looks nice! Like a grandma who could bake up some nice cookies.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:33 PM
ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.
 
2014-02-03 04:47:47 PM
I keep trying to crack wise, but this sudden blood loss keeps making me pass ou
 
2014-02-03 04:48:10 PM
Yeah, but once they turn 18...
 
2014-02-03 04:49:40 PM
Those Ukraine girls really knock me out.
 
2014-02-03 04:49:40 PM
Great googly moogly.
 
2014-02-03 04:50:14 PM
Bozhe moi, indeed.
 
2014-02-03 04:50:16 PM

pute kisses like a man: ttiuwp

/ also, compare russian ballerinas with ballerinas from any other part of the world.


I'd think that if ballet was as important in other parts of the world as it is in Russia then those parts would have really hot ballerinas too.  This is like saying that American football players are better than football players from other parts of the world.
 
2014-02-03 04:51:19 PM
She looks like she's a bit cold still from the Russian Winters.

I'll warm her up...
 
2014-02-03 04:51:32 PM
Someone needs to do an article on the women of Crossfit.
 
2014-02-03 04:52:38 PM

LeroyBourne: jst3p: otto the bull: uncleacid: I'd puck that goalie.


I would attack the crease and jam it thru the five hole.

I would put my penis in her butt.

She might send you to the box, where you feel shame.


With this penis feeling shame is inevitable.
 
2014-02-03 04:52:59 PM
I don't know....something double-entendre-ish about "my stone and her house" for the curling woman.  And, as noted above, somebody shouting "Hurry, harder!"
 
2014-02-03 04:56:01 PM
Yay, the usual sexualizing of female athletes, or just women in general, because just being good at what one does isn't good enough; one has to be 'hot' as well.
 
2014-02-03 04:58:44 PM
Favorite from last Olympics:
static2.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-03 05:00:25 PM
So THAT's what's under all that fur....
 
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