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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)   How do you know you are at a bad Superb Owl party? A) They run out of guacamole in the 1st quarter, B) they change the channel to the Puppy Bowl at halftime, or C) your brother bites your ear off immediately following the game   (democratandchronicle.com) divider line 48
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2014-02-03 04:22:30 PM
B

EVERYBODY knows you watch puppy bowl BEFORE the game...

Halftime is beer run
 
2014-02-03 05:02:34 PM
Who gives a hoot?
 
2014-02-03 05:09:58 PM
files.myopera.com
 
2014-02-03 05:33:03 PM
There is never a bad time for an Owl party.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-03 05:48:44 PM
Personally I can't eat ears without guacamole.
 
2014-02-03 05:50:01 PM
I mistakenly ended up at a super bowel party.


/doesn't want to talk about it
 
2014-02-03 05:52:25 PM

Porous Horace: I mistakenly ended up at a super bowel party.


/doesn't want to talk about it


Did you watch how the Broncos were victimized and do nothing about it?
 
2014-02-03 05:53:12 PM
None of the owls were superb
 
2014-02-03 05:55:13 PM
I bet a lot of Super Bowl parties changed channel at halftime.
 
2014-02-03 05:55:32 PM
They're so cute at that age.
 
2014-02-03 05:56:36 PM
It was more like a Mediocre Owl this year, to be quite honest.
 
2014-02-03 05:56:58 PM
I thought saying it superb owl party was the hipster variant and you watched a rugby club or futbol
 
2014-02-03 05:58:17 PM

Verrai: It was more like a Mediocre Owl this year, to be quite honest.


Are you kidding? It was the greatest Super Bowl ever!

/if you hate the Broncos
 
2014-02-03 05:58:35 PM
At halftime i watched How Its Made on sewage pumps.  Id rather watch something about gettinr rid of crap, instead of watching crap put in front of me.
 
2014-02-03 05:59:39 PM
hardinparamedic: I dunno. Broncos? I guess they were one of the two teams playing; I don't pay much attention to this sort of thing.
 
2014-02-03 06:02:38 PM
was mike tyson his trainer?
/ got nuttin...
 
2014-02-03 06:04:40 PM
Broncos fans.  Eh.  What can ya do?  *shrugs*
 
2014-02-03 06:07:56 PM
will there be a hearing?
 
2014-02-03 06:08:04 PM

baka-san: B

EVERYBODY knows you watch puppy bowl BEFORE the game...

Halftime is beer run


I agree with your first statement. The Puppy Bowl get's me hyped for the game, but halftime is firing up some prepped grub for me. If I'm sober enough to drive at halftime I'm doing something wrong.
 
2014-02-03 06:11:44 PM
Did he dip it in blue cheese dressing?
 
2014-02-03 06:13:48 PM

Diss: At halftime i watched How Its Made on sewage pumps.  Id rather watch something about gettinr rid of crap, instead of watching crap put in front of me.


I would much rather have the bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
 
2014-02-03 06:14:02 PM
football is farking stoopid. bring real gladiatorial games, with blood and lions, and i'll watch it. sports? get serious...
 
2014-02-03 06:16:03 PM

some_beer_drinker: football is farking stoopid. bring real gladiatorial games, with blood and lions, and i'll watch it. sports? get serious...


That full metal jousting could have been something if it was more than 4 people doing it.
 
2014-02-03 06:20:09 PM
We are starting to get in reports on our loyal viewers becoming enraged and drunker than normal.
We assume that the ancient sport of gladiator games was on and they got aroused by the man on man action and tried to UFIA each other once the alcohol was depleted.
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Up next: Megyn Kelly** spreads her legs behind her new see-through desk.*

*Only available online for $19.99 per minute. Please ask your parents permission before ordering.
**crotch may not be actual Megyn Kelly depending on time of month
 
2014-02-03 06:28:05 PM

Porous Horace: I guess they were one of the two teams playing;


nope, they didn't bother to play.
 
2014-02-03 06:35:24 PM
D) They call it a Superb Owl party
 
2014-02-03 06:41:09 PM
we ran out of vodak at my superb owl party.
 
2014-02-03 06:52:47 PM

dundapig: we ran out of vodak at my superb owl party.


That's an ear bitin'.
 
2014-02-03 06:57:52 PM

fusillade762: dundapig: we ran out of vodak at my superb owl party.

That's an ear bitin'.


thesuiteworld.com
My party ran out of punch.
 
2014-02-03 07:00:18 PM
That little dachshund puppy put up more of a fight then any of the Broncos D. Puppy Bowl ftw!
 
2014-02-03 07:17:33 PM
This thread is now about...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-03 07:19:42 PM
The great thing about watching football is that there's a good couple of minutes between every single play when absolutely nothing happens in the game.  So you have plenty of time to eat guacamole, watch puppies, or bite ears without missing any actual gameplay.
 
2014-02-03 07:21:49 PM

Dr.Zom: Verrai: It was more like a Mediocre Owl this year, to be quite honest.

Are you kidding? It was the greatest Super Bowl ever!

/if you hate the Broncos


Second greatest. If you hate the Broncos the best ever would be XXIV.
 
2014-02-03 07:25:37 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 07:29:08 PM
I went to the store right before kickoff. I spent halftime skipping all the bullshiat, plus the store was empty.
 
2014-02-03 07:34:43 PM

some_beer_drinker: football is farking stoopid. bring real gladiatorial games, with blood and lions, and i'll watch it. sports? get serious...


Can you imagine the uproar if we had gladiatorial games in 2014? Seriously! You could probably pair up 2 of the worst child molestin' child molesters and I bet someone would pitch a fit about cruel and unusual punishment.

/ don't get me wrong; I like the idea. We just have our own bread and games; McDonalds and 24 hour news
 
2014-02-03 07:43:41 PM
Ran out of guacamole in the first quarter at my place.  Wasn't expecting a horde of kids to descend on it.  Had to move it out of the den just to get them out of the room (they only cared about the commercials and Bruno Mars anyway).
 
2014-02-03 08:06:26 PM
Superb Owl?!? Oh, man, That's hilarious! You are clever and original, Subby. I know that will never get old, no matter how many times people repeat it. What's next? Vodak?
 
2014-02-03 08:19:17 PM

Porous Horace: I mistakenly ended up at a super bowel party.

/doesn't want to talk about it


cdn.nextimpulsesports.com
 
2014-02-03 08:21:24 PM
how do you know you're at a good superb owl party when there's a terrible superb owl on? the ping pong game going on in the other room has more people watching it.
 
2014-02-03 08:38:50 PM
"Dammit, Peyton! Not my fault!" - Eli
 
2014-02-03 08:45:10 PM

uncleacid: Did he dip it in blue cheese dressing?


Why the hell would somebody do that?
 
2014-02-03 08:50:42 PM

hardinparamedic: Porous Horace: I mistakenly ended up at a super bowel party.


/doesn't want to talk about it

Did you watch how the Broncos were victimized and do nothing about it?


Seattle had all the hoodies and Skitlles. the bronies were mugged by the Thugs.

/Next year!
//One for the thumb
///Go SEAHAWKS
 
2014-02-03 09:04:40 PM

Dr.Zom: Verrai: It was more like a Mediocre Owl this year, to be quite honest.

Are you kidding? It was the greatest Super Bowl ever!

/if you hate the Broncos


I don't understand how you can hate the Broncos...
 
2014-02-03 10:51:06 PM

Bane of Broone: baka-san: B

EVERYBODY knows you watch puppy bowl BEFORE the game...

Halftime is beer run

I agree with your first statement. The Puppy Bowl get's me hyped for the game, but halftime is firing up some prepped grub for me. If I'm sober enough to drive at halftime I'm doing something wrong.


Well, you guys missed it. Bruno Mars' dancing channeled James Brown so fricking hard that he rose from the dead.

/James last seen with the long-haired hippies and the afro-blacks; they all got together across the tracks, and they partied.
 
2014-02-04 01:30:09 AM
Meh. We'd have switched to Puppy Bowl but it was over before the Super Bowl began. Instead my best friend's husband started downloading an episode of Top Gear to watch afterwards.

We were all pretty disappointed by the commercials this year, as they were all fairly dull and boring as a whole. Many of the ones that weren't repeats of what we've already seen earlier in the year were fairly generic. I think the group favorites were the McDonald's commercial and the Aikos one. Other than that, most of the reactions were "meh".
 
2014-02-04 06:27:54 AM
D) When it becomes impossible to actually watch the farking game because there's too many people talking about retarded shiat.
 
2014-02-04 11:20:30 AM
If Amy Farrah Fowler married Sean Fallon-Nebbia, she'd be Amy Farah Fowler Fallon-Nebbia. Then, if she divorced him & married Jimmy Fallon, she'd be Amy Farrah Fowler Fallon-Nebbia Fallon.
 
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