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(NPR)   This year's Super Bowl Bud commercial featuring a puppy and a Clydesdale proved to be the most dust-in-room creating one of all   (npr.org ) divider line 66
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2014-02-03 06:40:31 PM  

WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSn8Isv-3M
 
2014-02-03 06:42:21 PM  

WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.


Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...
 
2014-02-03 06:54:11 PM  

RoyBatty: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSn8Isv-3M


Thank you. It was kind of weird watching him do a commercial for Chrysler for some reason.
 
2014-02-03 06:57:08 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Cute? Heart-warming? Well, if the fires of Hell are "warm" enough for your stoney, god-hating heart, then I suppose so.

You're so blind to the cute puppy that you fail to recognize (or perhaps you're secretly celebrating?) the underlying message that drinking beer will make you more comfortable having Gay Sex with Young Children.

That's right. After all, the union of an adult horse, a gigantic Clydesdale no less, and a juvenile dog or "puppy", is an obvious metaphor for the unnatural union of a well-hung man, perhaps of Scottish descent (ref. the river Clyde), with a thick, bushy beard and pubic area. His enormous, horse-like genitals are wantonly available beneath a flouncing kilt. Pair him with a young man, perhaps a teenager or "twink" as The Gay likes to refer to the youthful males on which they prey. The rebellious young man leaves his school or home and runs away in search of adventure. Feeling emboldened he ventures into the "barn", only a soft "n" sound away from "bar", where alcohol is served. Note that in the puppy's first encounter, the horse is not completely visible. Only his head comes over the door of the stall, so the youthful and inexperienced "pup" has no idea what he's getting himself into. The horse, on the other hand, is a mature adult, lurking in his stall, an allusion, no doubt, to the bathroom stall in The Gay's bar where these unnatural unions are so often consummated.

The man attempts to return the puppy to the kennel three times, a clear reference to Christ's asking Peter three times if he would deny him. Of course, in this case the Christ figure comes a third time to redeem the puppy only to be thwarted by a host of the massive homosexuals with their thick, veined erections and powerfully muscled bodies, at once symbols of lust and desire, but also of menace and intimidation for anyone who would stand between them and the soft, tender young body of the un-violated youth, his smooth belly still pink and soft, his eyes wide with wonder a ...


You are one of the few on FARK that never cease to amuse me. That was MASTER WORK.
 
2014-02-03 09:18:18 PM  
I thought that commercial sucked.
 
2014-02-03 10:13:27 PM  
oh BALONEY.  Doberwawa commercial made me tear up the most.  I laughed so hard I couldn't stop crying!
 
2014-02-03 10:30:37 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Cute? Heart-warming? Well, if the fires of Hell are "warm" enough for your stoney, god-hating heart, then I suppose so.

You're so blind to the cute puppy that you fail to recognize (or perhaps you're secretly celebrating?) the underlying message that drinking beer will make you more comfortable having Gay Sex with Young Children.

That's right. After all, the union of an adult horse, a gigantic Clydesdale no less, and a juvenile dog or "puppy", is an obvious metaphor for the unnatural union of a well-hung man, perhaps of Scottish descent (ref. the river Clyde), with a thick, bushy beard and pubic area. His enormous, horse-like genitals are wantonly available beneath a flouncing kilt. Pair him with a young man, perhaps a teenager or "twink" as The Gay likes to refer to the youthful males on which they prey. The rebellious young man leaves his school or home and runs away in search of adventure. Feeling emboldened he ventures into the "barn", only a soft "n" sound away from "bar", where alcohol is served. Note that in the puppy's first encounter, the horse is not completely visible. Only his head comes over the door of the stall, so the youthful and inexperienced "pup" has no idea what he's getting himself into. The horse, on the other hand, is a mature adult, lurking in his stall, an allusion, no doubt, to the bathroom stall in The Gay's bar where these unnatural unions are so often consummated.

The man attempts to return the puppy to the kennel three times, a clear reference to Christ's asking Peter three times if he would deny him. Of course, in this case the Christ figure comes a third time to redeem the puppy only to be thwarted by a host of the massive homosexuals with their thick, veined erections and powerfully muscled bodies, at once symbols of lust and desire, but also of menace and intimidation for anyone who would stand between them and the soft, tender young body of the un-violated youth, his smooth belly still pink and soft, his ...


I have a new farky.
 
2014-02-03 10:43:37 PM  
Those Clydesdales look like they're gonna gang rape that car.
 
2014-02-03 11:02:35 PM  

ZeroCorpse: So we're really gonna do this? We're going to sit around and talk about commercials for a week in various threads?

Why is it that people who normally hate commercials suddenly treat them like major motion picture releases when show up on the Superbowl?

For the record, I still hate them. I don't care how high-profile they are, they're still attempts to manipulate me in to buying shiat.


99.99% of commercials suck. And no matter how fu*king cute or clever you are, if I can't recall what bullshiat product you're hyping, your commercial sucks 100%.
 
2014-02-03 11:16:05 PM  

Mikey1969: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...


2 years ago.
 
2014-02-03 11:23:16 PM  

John Buck 41: Mikey1969: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...

2 years ago.


Well, a "few" usually starts at about three, since a couple is two, so I'm off by a year. Does that somehow make you FarkChampion? I mean, if it does, I can hand you the trophy personally if you'd like...
 
2014-02-03 11:32:11 PM  

Mikey1969: John Buck 41: Mikey1969: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...

2 years ago.

Well, a "few" usually starts at about three, since a couple is two, so I'm off by a year. Does that somehow make you FarkChampion? I mean, if it does, I can hand you the trophy personally if you'd like...


Yeah, you're off by a year. Sorry if I ruined your evening by pointing out your mistake. I'm fairly sure we'll both get over it. Especially me.

Cheers.
 
2014-02-03 11:46:56 PM  

John Buck 41: Mikey1969: John Buck 41: Mikey1969: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...

2 years ago.

Well, a "few" usually starts at about three, since a couple is two, so I'm off by a year. Does that somehow make you FarkChampion? I mean, if it does, I can hand you the trophy personally if you'd like...

Yeah, you're off by a year. Sorry if I ruined your evening by pointing out your mistake. I'm fairly sure we'll both get over it. Especially me.

Cheers.


I just couldn't believe that made it worth posting about... Maybe if I'd said it was 5 years ago, or hashed the name up, maybe gotten Eastwood confused with Kevin Spacey or something, it would make sense. But to go to the trouble of posting to tell me that I may have been off by a year, not knowing what my definition of "a few" was, just seems like maybe that little kid on the tcorner laughed at you so when you took your ball and went home, you just HAD to prove to someone that you were superior...

Fine, you're king of the mountain, enjoy your new title. You won an argument between the numbers 2 and 3 that wasn't even an argument to begin with. Mommy is going to be so proud of you!
 
2014-02-04 08:45:09 AM  

Mikey1969: John Buck 41: Mikey1969: John Buck 41: Mikey1969: WTFDYW: dryknife: Bob Dylan selling Chryslers made me tear up a little.

Got a link to that? I missed it. Must have been out on the porch having a smoke.

Jesus, the same thing was like half an hour long, don't know how you missed it. It was basically a much better version of Clint Eastwood's 'Halftime in America' one from a few years back...

2 years ago.

Well, a "few" usually starts at about three, since a couple is two, so I'm off by a year. Does that somehow make you FarkChampion? I mean, if it does, I can hand you the trophy personally if you'd like...

Yeah, you're off by a year. Sorry if I ruined your evening by pointing out your mistake. I'm fairly sure we'll both get over it. Especially me.

Cheers.

I just couldn't believe that made it worth posting about... Maybe if I'd said it was 5 years ago, or hashed the name up, maybe gotten Eastwood confused with Kevin Spacey or something, it would make sense. But to go to the trouble of posting to tell me that I may have been off by a year, not knowing what my definition of "a few" was, just seems like maybe that little kid on the tcorner laughed at you so when you took your ball and went home, you just HAD to prove to someone that you were superior...

Fine, you're king of the mountain, enjoy your new title. You won an argument between the numbers 2 and 3 that wasn't even an argument to begin with. Mommy is going to be so proud of you!


Um...we're not arguing. I merely pointed out a small error. You're having a hissy fit. Calm the fark down, sport.
 
2014-02-04 09:55:53 AM  

Mikey1969: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Cute? Heart-warming? Well, if the fires of Hell are "warm" enough for your stoney, god-hating heart, then I suppose so.

You're so blind to the cute puppy that you fail to recognize (or perhaps you're secretly celebrating?) the underlying message that drinking beer will make you more comfortable having Gay Sex with Young Children.


So what you're saying is, let the puppy be on top sometimes?
 
2014-02-04 02:59:20 PM  

arkansized: The commercial was notable for the brief scene of the Clyde jumping the fence.
That's something you don't see every day.



Yeah, usually they just lean on the fences for a few seconds and over they fall. It is hard to believe that the Clydesdale breed is actually SMALL for a destrier, though most breeds have long gone extinct. If you've ever seen one up close, their hooves are HUGE...
 
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