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2014-02-03 04:44:28 PM  
7 votes:
Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.
2014-02-03 05:32:31 PM  
5 votes:

twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.


Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.
2014-02-03 05:35:05 PM  
4 votes:
"I must tell you it is no myth," wrote one woman who asked to remain anonymous. "It happened to my late husband and myself one night. He literally could not withdraw i.e. was 'stuck'.

Well no shiat he couldn't withdraw. He was dead.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 10:09:10 PM  
3 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.

Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.


quizilla.teennick.com

"....shaft of holmes, glans of north, send me a penis as big as a horse"
2014-02-03 07:29:11 PM  
2 votes:

Pawprint: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]

She could captivere my penis any time.


24.media.tumblr.com
2014-02-03 06:12:53 PM  
2 votes:
So  ... Boxed in?
2014-02-03 10:12:36 PM  
1 votes:

So it's sort of like this:


theohioexpressionist.files.wordpress.com


But with genitalia.

2014-02-03 09:38:13 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

The teeth point inwards, like a snake's.
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 08:47:54 PM  
1 votes:
Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that both accounts are credible examples of a rare phenomenon that doctors sometimes call "penis captivus" (captive penis).

That's not rare.  That's marriage.
2014-02-03 08:34:06 PM  
1 votes:
At least if you were doing anal you could walk to the ambulance
2014-02-03 06:19:59 PM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]


She could captivere my penis any time.
2014-02-03 05:59:36 PM  
1 votes:
But did it have teeth?
2014-02-03 05:57:50 PM  
1 votes:
www.quickmeme.com
2014-02-03 05:48:45 PM  
1 votes:
Actual headline FTA: "Can couples really get stuck together during sex?"

Headline on first linked article on page: "Half the village at risk from blindness"
2014-02-03 05:48:19 PM  
1 votes:
I've got a feeling deep down in your hole that we just fused.  Now we're on our way.
Needed a friend.  And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you till the end
 
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