twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]
Pawprint: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]She could captivere my penis any time.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.
Combustion: Ohhhhh it's a Snapper!
So it's sort of like this:
But with genitalia.
d23: Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that both accounts are credible examples of a rare phenomenon that doctors sometimes call "penis captivus" (captive penis).
anuran: At least if you were doing anal you could walk to the ambulance
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