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(BBC)   Stuck [strike]on[/strike] in you   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-02-03 04:44:28 PM
Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.
 
2014-02-03 05:32:31 PM

twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.


Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.
 
2014-02-03 05:35:05 PM
"I must tell you it is no myth," wrote one woman who asked to remain anonymous. "It happened to my late husband and myself one night. He literally could not withdraw i.e. was 'stuck'.

Well no shiat he couldn't withdraw. He was dead.
 
2014-02-03 05:43:23 PM
I remember hearing a story

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl that this happened to.
 
2014-02-03 05:45:24 PM
Doggy style!
 
2014-02-03 05:48:19 PM
I've got a feeling deep down in your hole that we just fused.  Now we're on our way.
Needed a friend.  And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you till the end
 
2014-02-03 05:48:45 PM
Actual headline FTA: "Can couples really get stuck together during sex?"

Headline on first linked article on page: "Half the village at risk from blindness"
 
2014-02-03 05:55:50 PM
Ohhhhh it's a Snapper!
 
2014-02-03 05:57:50 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-03 05:59:36 PM
But did it have teeth?
 
2014-02-03 06:12:53 PM
So  ... Boxed in?
 
2014-02-03 06:19:59 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]


She could captivere my penis any time.
 
2014-02-03 06:45:43 PM
You can get stuck but thats what lube is for.
 
2014-02-03 06:56:52 PM
So, that's what Lionel Richie was talking about in that song.
 
2014-02-03 07:21:01 PM
Another awesome condition that I'll never experience.
 
2014-02-03 07:21:11 PM
Sure it can happen...If your boyfriends name is Fido.
 
2014-02-03 07:22:08 PM
penis captivus...dating
ballus captivus...whipped/married
 
2014-02-03 07:29:11 PM

Pawprint: Prank Call of Cthulhu: [www.quickmeme.com image 625x581]

She could captivere my penis any time.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-03 07:32:00 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.

Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.


You never fail to live up to your favorite farky green. :D
 
2014-02-03 07:46:29 PM

Combustion: Ohhhhh it's a Snapper!


A snapper you say?

/1980's cinemax FTW
//all I really remember from that movie is sex, an electric corn on the cobb (which might have been a vibrator, but not to my ~10 yr/old mind) ... and popcorn everywhere.
 
2014-02-03 07:51:48 PM
 
2014-02-03 08:34:06 PM
At least if you were doing anal you could walk to the ambulance
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 08:47:54 PM
Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that both accounts are credible examples of a rare phenomenon that doctors sometimes call "penis captivus" (captive penis).

That's not rare.  That's marriage.
 
2014-02-03 09:08:39 PM
I hate when that happens.
 
2014-02-03 09:38:13 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

The teeth point inwards, like a snake's.
 
2014-02-03 10:06:50 PM
Prince Albert + IUD.

Wires get wrapped around the piercing.

You may commence wincing (Farkers and Farkettes alike)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 10:09:10 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: twistedmetal: Penis Captivus is the name of my Hole cover band.

Penis Captivus sounds like some sort of spell that's forbidden in Hogwarts.


quizilla.teennick.com

"....shaft of holmes, glans of north, send me a penis as big as a horse"
 
2014-02-03 10:12:36 PM

So it's sort of like this:


theohioexpressionist.files.wordpress.com


But with genitalia.

 
2014-02-03 11:57:02 PM
Sure they can. Especially if someone replaces their KY with Superglue.
 
2014-02-03 11:59:05 PM

d23: Dr John Dean, a senior UK-based sexual physician, says that both accounts are credible examples of a rare phenomenon that doctors sometimes call "penis captivus" (captive penis).



Nice to see he found meaningful work after that Watergate mess.
 
2014-02-04 12:07:36 AM

anuran: At least if you were doing anal you could walk to the ambulance


Keyboard etc.
 
2014-02-04 08:17:20 AM
An old mondegreen.... Some people hear "Big Time Stuff" instead of "Make Time Stop"... but I hear "biatch, I'm Stuck!"

biatch, I'm Stuck! .
www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
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