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(Global Post)   China banned from Sochi Olympics after figure skater tests positive for homosexuality   (globalpost.com) divider line 30
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2014-02-03 04:08:13 PM  
There's a test for that now?
 
2014-02-03 04:10:34 PM  

Grapple: There's a test for that now?


It involves Harrison Ford and an extremely long list of seemingly random questions.
 
2014-02-03 04:15:47 PM  

Grapple: There's a test for that now?


I think it's an oral exam.

OH  YES
 
2014-02-03 04:21:58 PM  
In other news, I think they're going to have to cancel men's figure skating entirely with their no gays policy.

/and nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-02-03 04:29:19 PM  
The twitter comments at the bottom are comedy gold!
 
2014-02-03 04:30:04 PM  
Headline Tomorrow: Chinese Homosexual Joke Results In Putin's Residence Being Obliterated By Totally Heterosexual Ballistic Missile.
 
2014-02-03 04:50:57 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Grapple: There's a test for that now?

I think it's an oral exam.

OH  YES


ruadouche.com
 
2014-02-03 04:55:34 PM  

Crewmannumber6: The twitter comments at the bottom are comedy gold!


Especially this one.

So sad that people still think drugs are the only way to win...

420feed.com
 
2014-02-03 04:56:18 PM  

MFAWG: Grapple: There's a test for that now?

It involves Harrison Ford and an extremely long list of seemingly random questions.


Man I thought I was going to lose it when the brought out the Wookie cock. Those things are like farking small trees, you could beat a man to death with one and they wanted me to stick it an uncomfortable place.
 
2014-02-03 04:57:52 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: MFAWG: Grapple: There's a test for that now?

It involves Harrison Ford and an extremely long list of seemingly random questions.

Man I thought I was going to lose it when the brought out the Wookie cock. Those things are like farking small trees, you could beat a man to death with one and they wanted me to stick it an uncomfortable place.


like the backseat of a volvo?
 
2014-02-03 05:04:02 PM  
It is also a Las Vegas proposition bet: the first gay athlete to win gold at Sochi.

Floyd Mayweather's put a $10.4 million bet on it.
 
2014-02-03 05:32:44 PM  
Bullsh*t, this is a fake story being made up by the media, there's NEVER been a gay figure skater.
 
2014-02-03 06:01:19 PM  
Good job, Chinese satire site. Especially this part:

"athletes who choose to be homosexual are 30 to 40 times more likely to win a medal in the gay events, as the condition often makes sufferers incurably fabulous."
 
2014-02-03 06:32:44 PM  
i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 06:36:15 PM  
GIS for "incurably fabulous"

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-02-03 06:40:16 PM  
FTFA:

It was also pretty obviously a joke. (The article lists several "homosexuality-enhancing drugs" such as "homofil" and "queeritol" and ends with a joint statement affirming "that homosexuality did not exist" in Russia and China.)

Apparently thousands of people missed the clues.

And y'all let those people BREED???
 
2014-02-03 06:47:25 PM  
Consider this China's revenge for all the times they got duped by the Onion.

/It's on!
 
2014-02-03 07:46:07 PM  
The only good to come out of this story (aside from the hilarity factor) is how many idiots outed themselves as such on twitter reacting to it.

That may be the only good thing about twitter, too.
 
2014-02-03 08:44:22 PM  
As long as they don't ban women's curling...I'd consider this a non-factor even if it was real.
 
2014-02-03 09:11:07 PM  

Grapple: There's a test for that now?


Yup, you check to see if their dick taste like shiat.
 
2014-02-03 09:50:22 PM  
Homosexuality test:

i.imgur.com


Think she's hot? Straight

Appalled at split ends? Gay
 
2014-02-03 09:52:04 PM  

TommyDeuce: Grapple: There's a test for that now?

Yup, you check to see if their dick taste like shiat.


That's how I found out my roommate was gay!
 
2014-02-03 10:10:55 PM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: TheShavingofOccam123: Grapple: There's a test for that now?

I think it's an oral exam.

OH  YES

[ruadouche.com image 325x345]



he's Japanese... NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-03 10:13:02 PM  

fatalvenom: As long as they don't ban women's curling...I'd consider this a non-factor even if it was real.


HURRY HARD, HURRY HARD... OFF, OFF, OFF, RIGHT OFF.

oh yeah baby!
 
2014-02-03 10:42:23 PM  

jeffjo52: fatalvenom: As long as they don't ban women's curling...I'd consider this a non-factor even if it was real.

HURRY HARD, HURRY HARD... OFF, OFF, OFF, RIGHT OFF.

oh yeah baby!


I'd sweep their legs apart and use the non-business end of the broom to explore some kinks, but damn if I'm not partial to Olympic Women's Curling.
 
2014-02-04 01:51:50 AM  
I think I've got the gist of it from the comment thread, but the site appears to have removed the article.
 
2014-02-04 06:49:16 AM  

Tax Boy: Homosexuality test:

[i.imgur.com image 150x150]


Think she's hot? Straight

Appalled at split ends? Gay


I didn't have any reaction. Guess I'm asexual.
 
2014-02-04 07:20:53 AM  
Huh. You'd think China of all places would actually encourage queerness.
 
2014-02-04 08:18:04 AM  
Hi there!

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-04 12:38:37 PM  

Grapple: There's a test for that now?


Yes.  It's called figure skating.
 
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