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(NJ.com)   Parents sue Bronx Zoo for failing to notify them that the metal Dinosaur Safari token they fed their 3-year-old son wasn't edible   (nj.com) divider line 18
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2014-02-03 02:31:03 PM
3 votes:
told the Post that the jagged edge of the penny scraped and cut the inside of Ethan's stomach

www.sethmad.com
2014-02-03 03:44:38 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: stonicus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off

You have double vision...

He's just a dirty white boy.

God damn it!


No need to get hot blooded.
2014-02-03 03:37:53 PM
2 votes:

Headso: stonicus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off

You have double vision...

He's just being urgent


OK, break it up.  I know it feels like the first time, but that was yesterday.
2014-02-03 03:36:25 PM
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: stonicus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off

You have double vision...

He's just a dirty white boy.


God damn it!
2014-02-03 03:27:48 PM
2 votes:

stonicus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off

You have double vision...


He's just being urgent
2014-02-03 03:26:21 PM
2 votes:

stonicus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off

You have double vision...


He's just a dirty white boy.
2014-02-03 03:21:48 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Nana's Vibrator: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner

You're as cold as ice

"Ethan Yi, with parents Heung Ju Yi and Kyung Hee"

Yeah, I was way off


You have double vision...
2014-02-03 02:39:42 PM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The headline smells of foreigner


You're as cold as ice
2014-02-03 02:39:16 PM
2 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Yogimus: MelGoesOnTour: Yogimus: You DO NOT hand shiat to other people's kids.

/Unless the kid is unattended.
//Like in a restaurant, running around tables
///Here ya go, lil Bobby Tables, play with this knife.

You know how I know you have unruly/un-trained kidlets....?

Because you've peeked into my basement?

Touche, sir.


I did no such thing, the little farker is lying.
2014-02-03 02:11:52 PM
2 votes:

Yogimus: You DO NOT hand shiat to other people's kids.

/Unless the kid is unattended.
//Like in a restaurant, running around tables
///Here ya go, lil Bobby Tables, play with this knife.


There is a local shop with a sign that says "unattended children will be given espresso" and they aren't kidding.
2014-02-03 02:09:50 PM
2 votes:
You DO NOT hand shiat to other people's kids.

/Unless the kid is unattended.
//Like in a restaurant, running around tables
///Here ya go, lil Bobby Tables, play with this knife.
2014-02-03 04:21:56 PM
1 votes:
This is your future.

i734.photobucket.com
2014-02-03 03:07:12 PM
1 votes:
I hear their next trip is to Pittsburgh to see the wild dogs.
2014-02-03 03:06:17 PM
1 votes:
FTA:  The entire ordeal left the uninsured family with more than $50,000 in medical bills, he said.

teamshocker.com
2014-02-03 02:32:07 PM
1 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: Yogimus: You DO NOT hand shiat to other people's kids.

/Unless the kid is unattended.
//Like in a restaurant, running around tables
///Here ya go, lil Bobby Tables, play with this knife.

You know how I know you have unruly/un-trained kidlets....?


Because you've peeked into my basement?
2014-02-03 02:23:34 PM
1 votes:

Yogimus: You DO NOT hand shiat to other people's kids.

/Unless the kid is unattended.
//Like in a restaurant, running around tables
///Here ya go, lil Bobby Tables, play with this knife.


You know how I know you have unruly/un-trained kidlets....?
2014-02-03 02:22:24 PM
1 votes:
Keep this kid away from the Jagged Metal Krusty-Os.
2014-02-03 02:07:49 PM
1 votes:
This is why we can't have nice things.
 
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