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2014-02-03 02:12:35 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 03:45:35 PM

ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]


You know the drill....hit the lights....lock up.....thread over.
 
2014-02-03 03:46:26 PM
OMG SHARK!

distilleryimage8.ak.instagram.com
 
2014-02-03 03:50:48 PM
Whereas I'm sure all of them would find me easy to pick up in my single days...

... there are sooooooo many other ways to look at attractive women that does not involve watching the boring pointless spectacle that is the winter Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 03:50:55 PM

ChipNASA: ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]

You know the drill....hit the lights....lock up.....thread over.


Well then GTFO and don't let the door hit you on the way out...

Meanwhile, we will continue with the pics.

img003.lazygirls.info
 
2014-02-03 03:52:13 PM

Beerguy: ChipNASA: ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]

You know the drill....hit the lights....lock up.....thread over.

Well then GTFO and don't let the door hit you on the way out...

Meanwhile, we will continue with the pics.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 427x640]


Prost, and thank you. Back to what matters
 
2014-02-03 03:52:37 PM
SASHA COHEN. Carona Del Mar, CA. Figure Skating


wzrostgwiazd.blox.pl
 
2014-02-03 03:55:26 PM
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com

Another of Ms. Baver
 
2014-02-03 03:56:31 PM

Beerguy: ChipNASA: ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]

You know the drill....hit the lights....lock up.....thread over.

Well then GTFO and don't let the door hit you on the way out...

Meanwhile, we will continue with the pics.

[img003.lazygirls.info image 427x640]


I have no issue with attractive women posing for sexy photographs, indeed, I encourage it.  Even if they are being attention whores.  Also, let's face it, most of us would be showing off if we had the body and athleticism of an Olympian
 
2014-02-03 03:57:41 PM
Yet another gratuitous article that reduces years of dedication, training and sacrifice down to a farkablity factor.
USA,USA!
 
2014-02-03 03:58:02 PM
You know what I like even better than cheesy filters? A nice clear photo of what we're supposed to be looking at.
 
2014-02-03 03:59:41 PM
Wherever the pix in the article are coming from, they are all blocked at work.  All I see is a wall of "Internet Advisory" messages.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 04:00:55 PM
I hope they start having lesbian sex on the medal platform.

Screw the Sochi Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 04:01:13 PM
+1 Shawn, well done.
 
2014-02-03 04:02:14 PM
sashacohennyc

That's where I stopped.

www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2014-02-03 04:02:25 PM
Baver looks like she's ready for a roller derby match.
 
2014-02-03 04:03:09 PM
 
2014-02-03 04:06:09 PM

ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]


Came for this, leaving happy.
 
2014-02-03 04:09:06 PM
I can't wait for curling.  I love the idea of hot women sliding around on ice, shouting "HARDER! HARDER!"
 
2014-02-03 04:09:19 PM
i57.tinypic.com

I thought we agreed black face wasn't cool.
 
2014-02-03 04:09:52 PM
Is it me or were there a lot of flat chests in those pictures.
 
2014-02-03 04:11:14 PM

jigger: meh, Russian ones are better.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-fe ma le-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-cal l-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

with bonus cameltoe


This one....  NSFWish.
 
2014-02-03 04:13:09 PM

ifky: Is it me or were there a lot of flat chests in those pictures.


No, but does it really matter? They'll plump up once they're out of training, and if not, magnificent miniatures. Besides, big boobs sag and look like an over easy egg nailed to a wall after a while.

Ladies, if your bewbs are small, that's OK, don't be insecure.
 
2014-02-03 04:16:41 PM

walktoanarcade: ifky: Is it me or were there a lot of flat chests in those pictures.

No, but does it really matter? They'll plump up once they're out of training, and if not, magnificent miniatures. Besides, big boobs sag and look like an over easy egg nailed to a wall after a while.

Ladies, if your bewbs are small, that's OK, don't be insecure.


Who turns away fapping to a picture because the girls breasts will sag in 20 years?

All girls get wrinkly and splotchy over time and most get fat.

Big breasts now! In 20 years we won't be looking at THEESE girls... we will be looking at the next generation of breasts.
 
2014-02-03 04:17:54 PM

ifky: Is it me or were there a lot of flat chests in those pictures.


Athletic girls are the best. But, I say this as a leg man.
 
2014-02-03 04:19:29 PM

CleanAndPure: walktoanarcade: ifky: Is it me or were there a lot of flat chests in those pictures.

No, but does it really matter? They'll plump up once they're out of training, and if not, magnificent miniatures. Besides, big boobs sag and look like an over easy egg nailed to a wall after a while.

Ladies, if your bewbs are small, that's OK, don't be insecure.

Who turns away fapping to a picture because the girls breasts will sag in 20 years?

All girls get wrinkly and splotchy over time and most get fat.

Big breasts now! In 20 years we won't be looking at THEESE girls... we will be looking at the next generation of breasts.


Whoa, there, simmer down, that's a whole lot of words I didn't say. ;) Who said anything about kicking any lady out of bed for eating crackers? Not I.
 
2014-02-03 04:22:31 PM

jigger: meh, Russian ones are better.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-fe ma le-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-cal l-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

with bonus cameltoe


Indeed. But once they reach their use by date they turn into Babushkas overnight.
 
2014-02-03 04:23:03 PM
Remember we men can't look at what we think are attractive women because that would be a form of fat shaming to those we don't look at.
 
2014-02-03 04:25:24 PM
CleanAndPure:Big breasts now! In 20 years we won't be looking at THEESE girls... we will be looking at the next generation of breasts.

I guess most guys don't know breasts are mostly fat. You won't find toned athlete/bodybuilder with low body fat and huge natural breasts very often.
 
2014-02-03 04:28:11 PM

Beerguy: [www1.pictures.stylebistro.com image 396x594]

Another of Ms. Baver


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

Nice baver!
 
2014-02-03 04:29:30 PM
I am training furiously right now...

for the right-handed arm wrestling Olympics.
 
2014-02-03 04:30:27 PM

peterthx: CleanAndPure:Big breasts now! In 20 years we won't be looking at THEESE girls... we will be looking at the next generation of breasts.

I guess most guys don't know breasts are mostly fat. You won't find toned athlete/bodybuilder with low body fat and huge natural breasts very often.


I can keep hoping, can't I?
 
2014-02-03 04:34:46 PM

otto the bull: I am training furiously right now...

for the right-handed arm wrestling Olympics.


I'll beat you!
 
2014-02-03 04:35:33 PM

jigger: meh, Russian ones are better.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-fe ma le-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-cal l-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

with bonus cameltoe


From your link:
i.dailymail.co.uk

How in the hell does an Olympic level  skier have little spindly legs like that and barely any ass? Too much photoshop? She's still hot, but I'm not buying that.
 
2014-02-03 04:38:04 PM

AbiNormal: otto the bull: I am training furiously right now...

for the right-handed arm wrestling Olympics.

I'll beat you!


Both of you, stop it. Your hands are too slick to arm wrestle each other.
 
2014-02-03 04:41:30 PM
why are we celebrating this fat shaming?
 
2014-02-03 04:43:40 PM

peterthx: CleanAndPure:Big breasts now! In 20 years we won't be looking at THEESE girls... we will be looking at the next generation of breasts.

I guess most guys don't know breasts are mostly fat. You won't find toned athlete/bodybuilder with low body fat and huge natural breasts very often.


Agree...

But there are some nice tennis players with good boobage and even some beach volleyball chicks that are breastacular.
 
2014-02-03 05:02:19 PM
I see some of them are listed in the half-pipe... I'll get them the full-pipe
//if you know what I mean
 
2014-02-03 05:05:03 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: jigger: meh, Russian ones are better.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2550897/Off-piste-Russias-fe ma le-Olympians-Russia-goes-Sochi-charm-offensive-scantily-clad-photo-cal l-athletes-youve-never-seen-before.html

with bonus cameltoe

This one....  NSFWish.


But the related image is probably acceptable:

i.dailymail.co.uk

/oh HELL yes
 
2014-02-03 05:10:10 PM

ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]


Yes, very much so. But that one chick (at least) has an amazing caboose, so I'm ok with it.
 
2014-02-03 05:15:03 PM

ShawnDoc: [img.fark.net image 600x596]


I think we are done here.
 
2014-02-03 11:48:06 PM
i.imgur.com

Need I say more? PS, Brazil, work on getting Angra to tour here in the States!
 
2014-02-04 12:10:35 AM

kling_klang_bed: [i.imgur.com image 654x960]

Need I say more? PS, Brazil, work on getting Angra to tour here in the States!


fc05.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-04 04:17:57 AM
Well... back to my bunk.
 
2014-02-04 07:17:16 AM

kling_klang_bed: [i.imgur.com image 654x960]

Need I say more? PS, Brazil, work on getting Angra to tour here in the States!


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-02-04 09:47:01 PM

kyrg: Yet another gratuitous article that reduces years of dedication, training and sacrifice down to a farkablity factor.
USA,USA!


Hey, objectifying women is what we do best!
 
2014-02-04 10:19:27 PM

Reverend J: kyrg: Yet another gratuitous article that reduces years of dedication, training and sacrifice down to a farkablity factor.
USA,USA!

Hey, objectifying women is what we do best!


Not enough to objectify to in this here thread.

U.S., U.S., U.S.
 
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