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(NJ.com)   9/11 truther effortlessly walked into the Super Bowl, just like the FEMA black bag operatives disguised as maintenance workers who walked into WTC 1, 2 & 7 with their shaped charges, nano-thermite and hologram projectors   (nj.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Super Bowl XLVIII, Super Bowl, FEMA, World Trade Center, truther, New Jersey State Police, Matthew Mills  
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7667 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2014 at 2:12 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-03 02:21:04 PM  
13 votes:
"2/2/14 was an inside job!" - Broncos Fans
2014-02-03 02:25:02 PM  
8 votes:

ransack.: FTA Just how safe is the Super Bowl anyway?

Well, apparently very safe. Since an attack would be very easy (as this guy shows), and it didn't happen, then obviously nobody wants to attack the Super Bowl, and the security there shouldn't even be much of a concern.


There already was an attack. The Broncos were raped and massacred by the Seahawks.
2014-02-03 02:06:01 PM  
5 votes:

Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist
2014-02-03 02:44:19 PM  
4 votes:

Shadow Blasko: MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.

I'm not saying I have done that at various ren faires for 20 years... but I have.


Gate-crashing rennaissance faire is neither difficult......nor desirable.
2014-02-03 01:14:19 PM  
3 votes:
independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2014-02-03 04:28:39 PM  
1 vote:

neversubmit: Just for your amusement I didn't write it or make the video but I still LOL at it every so often.


Directed by a Beardy-Guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...

Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...

Unphased by leaving their "How to Fly a Passenger Jet" guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...

Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two... and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through their own mass - at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.

Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground... only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI.

Meanwhile down in Washington...Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing...

Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little...Executing an incredible 330 degree downward spiral from 7000 feet, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world's most heavily defended building......all without a single shot being fired.... or ruining the nicely mowed lawn... and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video...

Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania...So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be possible until several years later...

Further south in Florida...President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read "My Pet Goat" to a class full of primary school children... shrugging off the obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger...

In New York...Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attacks only six weeks previously...While back in Washington...

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the 'New Pearl Harbor' catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination.


I wish I could throw a mushy apple at your head through the internet but without net neutrality you probably won't even remember why you deserved it by the time it thwacks you
2014-02-03 03:54:58 PM  
1 vote:

Deep Contact: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

That was from Portland, Maine airport. Try again.


Wow, that goalpost looked a lot heavier.
2014-02-03 03:50:38 PM  
1 vote:
I see that Denver's defense was also put in charge of post-game security.
2014-02-03 03:25:48 PM  
1 vote:
a.abcnews.go.com
2014-02-03 03:12:15 PM  
1 vote:

Needlessly Complicated: Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist

I've been looking for a gynecologist...

...

...

Heeeyyy, waaaaait a minute...


I think he has your problem licked.
2014-02-03 03:01:11 PM  
1 vote:

SnakeLee: Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.

His presence there actually kind of debunks his own theory, as it shows how easily a place with more security than any of the 9/11 staging grounds was compromised by a total dumbass with no planning.  The 9/11 hijackers spent years training for that


Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.
2014-02-03 03:00:02 PM  
1 vote:

Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist


I've been looking for a gynecologist...

...

...

Heeeyyy, waaaaait a minute...
2014-02-03 02:48:56 PM  
1 vote:

GBB: Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist

But, do you get paid?


A satisfied customer is its own payment.
2014-02-03 02:38:19 PM  
1 vote:

Muta: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

The stakes are a bit high at the airport for that.  I got into a baseball carrying an empty violin case I found in a vacant lot saying, "I am part of the pre-game show", though.


Somewhere, some mob hitman is looking for you.
2014-02-03 02:25:33 PM  
1 vote:

sigdiamond2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x339]


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Leon Russel?
2014-02-03 01:12:35 PM  
1 vote:
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