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(NJ.com)   9/11 truther effortlessly walked into the Super Bowl, just like the FEMA black bag operatives disguised as maintenance workers who walked into WTC 1, 2 & 7 with their shaped charges, nano-thermite and hologram projectors   (nj.com) divider line 97
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2014-02-03 01:12:35 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-02-03 01:14:19 PM  
independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
2014-02-03 01:55:00 PM  
Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.
 
2014-02-03 02:06:01 PM  

Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist
 
2014-02-03 02:14:19 PM  
FTFA:Mills is affiliated with WeAreChange, an organization whose aim is "confronting prominent and powerful people with the tough questions the mainstream media doesn't want to ask."

Huh, imagine that. For all their lack of worth, the "mainstream" American media doesn't want to beat a dead horse that's been stripped and it's theories debunked so many times that we know more about the collapse of the WTC than we do about the various shuttle accidents.

What a shiatcan.
 
2014-02-03 02:17:24 PM  
Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.
 
2014-02-03 02:17:46 PM  
Ok. How should I feel about this, Tell me explicitly. I need to feel something/
 
2014-02-03 02:17:56 PM  
Did he read "The Sum of All Fears"?
 
2014-02-03 02:19:18 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


Sooo true. I'm the only really concerned about terrorism when flying when I'm going through security at the airport; dozens if not hundreds of people are packed into a small area - and anyone off the street can walk right up. Yeah, I feel safer already...
 
2014-02-03 02:21:04 PM  
"2/2/14 was an inside job!" - Broncos Fans
 
2014-02-03 02:21:07 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.


Grab a clipboard with a random piece of paper, turn and point to the guy behind you and say "It's OK, he's with me."
 
2014-02-03 02:22:18 PM  
I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.
 
2014-02-03 02:22:21 PM  
What a douchebag.
 
2014-02-03 02:24:04 PM  
I was interesting the amount of talk before the game of all the security.  They showed F-16's and Blackhawk helicopters flying around NY.  All it took to thwart the security was one guy walking around.  It just shows that security these day has nothing to do with actually doing anything that can secure an area and more to make it look like your securing the area.  It is all show.
 
2014-02-03 02:24:13 PM  
FTA Just how safe is the Super Bowl anyway?

Well, apparently very safe. Since an attack would be very easy (as this guy shows), and it didn't happen, then obviously nobody wants to attack the Super Bowl, and the security there shouldn't even be much of a concern.
 
2014-02-03 02:24:16 PM  
A good friend of mine worked security detail at the game yesterday. He was in charge of covering RHCP, Kevin Costner and several other celebrities. They all made it out alive, so we're safe because 'Murica.
 
2014-02-03 02:25:02 PM  

ransack.: FTA Just how safe is the Super Bowl anyway?

Well, apparently very safe. Since an attack would be very easy (as this guy shows), and it didn't happen, then obviously nobody wants to attack the Super Bowl, and the security there shouldn't even be much of a concern.


There already was an attack. The Broncos were raped and massacred by the Seahawks.
 
2014-02-03 02:25:33 PM  

sigdiamond2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x339]


img.fark.net

Leon Russel?
 
2014-02-03 02:27:04 PM  
Great job with security guys. You put your wifi password up on a giant screen for millions of people to see on TV, then you let this guy get into a secure area by him saying the magic words "I'm running late!".

Meanwhile people were passing out at the train station from you holding them up.
 
2014-02-03 02:27:42 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


His presence there actually kind of debunks his own theory, as it shows how easily a place with more security than any of the 9/11 staging grounds was compromised by a total dumbass with no planning.  The 9/11 hijackers spent years training for that
 
GBB
2014-02-03 02:31:09 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist


But, do you get paid?
 
2014-02-03 02:32:52 PM  

Muta: sigdiamond2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x339]


Lookin; for job in Missipee muddy water turned to wine...
 
2014-02-03 02:36:16 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.


The stakes are a bit high at the airport for that.  I got into a baseball carrying an empty violin case I found in a vacant lot saying, "I am part of the pre-game show", though.
 
2014-02-03 02:37:35 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


Even with superb security, some random dumbass will be able to bullshiat his way into a supposedly secure area. The point of the security measures in place was to make sure that said dumbass doesn't have a bomb strapped to him.
 
2014-02-03 02:38:19 PM  

Muta: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

The stakes are a bit high at the airport for that.  I got into a baseball carrying an empty violin case I found in a vacant lot saying, "I am part of the pre-game show", though.


Somewhere, some mob hitman is looking for you.
 
2014-02-03 02:38:56 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.


I'm not saying I have done that at various ren faires for 20 years... but I have.
 
2014-02-03 02:42:11 PM  
I always wondered where HowlingFrog went to.
 
2014-02-03 02:44:19 PM  

Shadow Blasko: MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.

I'm not saying I have done that at various ren faires for 20 years... but I have.


Gate-crashing rennaissance faire is neither difficult......nor desirable.
 
2014-02-03 02:45:01 PM  
The real conspiracy is that the admin doesn't read the sports tab where this topic was already posted.

/Repeat
 
2014-02-03 02:45:15 PM  

mootmah: Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.

Even with superb security, some random dumbass will be able to bullshiat his way into a supposedly secure area. The point of the security measures in place was to make sure that said dumbass doesn't have a bomb strapped to him.


That's just the kind of thinking that comes from officers.  In particular 2nd LTs who found the 1st Sgt's compass
 
2014-02-03 02:45:50 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.


I knew a guy who used to do this routinely and apparently never got caught. He said the only time anyone even stopped him to take a closer look at the badge, all they did was scan his ID and let him jump the line anyway. It was a legit ID, but it didn't have airport security bypassing powers.

/and he was Arab.
 
2014-02-03 02:48:16 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.


Easiest way in.  In college we 'stole' a table from the cafeteria and walked out with it. Even got one of the caf workers to hold open the door for us.

/it was for a scavenger hunt
//got it stuck in an elevator later
 
2014-02-03 02:48:56 PM  

GBB: Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist

But, do you get paid?


A satisfied customer is its own payment.
 
2014-02-03 02:49:26 PM  

Crudbucket: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

I knew a guy who used to do this routinely and apparently never got caught. He said the only time anyone even stopped him to take a closer look at the badge, all they did was scan his ID and let him jump the line anyway. It was a legit ID, but it didn't have airport security bypassing powers.

/and he was Arab.


does this guy know you are racist?
 
2014-02-03 02:53:19 PM  

kokomo61: Shadow Blasko: MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.

I'm not saying I have done that at various ren faires for 20 years... but I have.

Gate-crashing rennaissance faire is neither difficult......nor desirable.


I have never gate crashed for entertainment or fraudulent reasons.

/Usually when I was being a rescu boothie for a friend who had someone call off and needed help for a weekend, and didn't have time to get me a gate pass.
 
2014-02-03 02:54:56 PM  
The Confident Walk always worked for me in college whenever I went to a bar. Once the lines died down and patrons were going in and out you just walked in and didn't pay cover.
 
2014-02-03 02:57:39 PM  
Honestly, the "terrorists" aren't as interested in killing great numbers of Americans as they are destroying symbols of American "oppression" over other countries. That's why the 9/11 hijackers went after the targets they did instead of, say, the Super Bowl -- where those planes could have killed tens of thousands of people.
 
2014-02-03 02:58:07 PM  

berylman: Ok. How should I feel about this, Tell me explicitly. I need to feel something/



Ennui.
 
2014-02-03 02:58:40 PM  

JerkyMeat: The real conspiracy is that the admin doesn't read the sports tab where this topic was already posted.

/Repeat


Nobody cares about the sports tab.
 
2014-02-03 02:59:17 PM  
Anyone else want to kick this guy in the nuts? And not just because he is a 9/11 truther.
Of course you can get in with some BS story and credentials that sort of look right. People making shiat money aren't going to put in a huge amount of effort into protecting something like this, they will just make it look like they give a crap.
You get into the superbowl for free keep your frickin mouth shut and watch the game douche then brag about it on facebook. People pay several grand to do that.
 
2014-02-03 03:00:02 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist


I've been looking for a gynecologist...

...

...

Heeeyyy, waaaaait a minute...
 
2014-02-03 03:01:11 PM  

SnakeLee: Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.

His presence there actually kind of debunks his own theory, as it shows how easily a place with more security than any of the 9/11 staging grounds was compromised by a total dumbass with no planning.  The 9/11 hijackers spent years training for that


Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.
 
2014-02-03 03:01:27 PM  
I would think that if you had a bomb you would get about the same body count setting it off in a stadium as you would setting it off around lunch time on any major city's downtown sidewalks.  Or just in the lines to get into these "secure" areas.

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,


Those ticket sales seem pretty effective
 
2014-02-03 03:02:13 PM  

kvinesknows: Crudbucket: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

I knew a guy who used to do this routinely and apparently never got caught. He said the only time anyone even stopped him to take a closer look at the badge, all they did was scan his ID and let him jump the line anyway. It was a legit ID, but it didn't have airport security bypassing powers.

/and he was Arab.

does this guy know you are racist?


Inshallah.
 
2014-02-03 03:04:09 PM  

sigdiamond2000: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x339]


Bigfoot exists!
 
2014-02-03 03:05:23 PM  
mootmah:Even with superb security, some random dumbass will be able to bullshiat his way into a supposedly secure area. The point of the security measures in place was to make sure that said dumbass doesn't have a bomb strapped to him.

Didn't hurt the dude was white.
 
2014-02-03 03:09:01 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


Or even at last year's Superb Owl.

http://www.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-02-14/super-bowl-sneak-in -c ollege-students-nfl-security-breach-savannah-state

Security Panther: 100% of the time, it works every time.
 
2014-02-03 03:10:59 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.


Have seen dozens of concerts and sporting events using this exact "looking like you belong" tactic...just wait till the security in the smoking section is looking the other way, slide in, DONE!
 
2014-02-03 03:12:15 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Bareefer Obonghit: Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Much in the same way that I'm a freelance gynecologist

I've been looking for a gynecologist...

...

...

Heeeyyy, waaaaait a minute...


I think he has your problem licked.
 
2014-02-03 03:20:16 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


I work at an airport.  let me say this

Coyote and deer get onto the grounds often, this includes the tarmac area.  In fact when I took a brief job outside the airport I was in an accident with a deer that ran into my car as the deer fled the airport.  Deer and coyote aren't exactly smallish animals.  So if  dumb as shiat deer or trash munching coyote can get onto the airport without tripping alarms then I can only imagine a dedicated person having little problem.

also, 9/11 truthers are farking stupid, but I will say this.  They are at least classy in some respects, we could be talking about Sandy Hook truthers.  People are farking stupid.
 
2014-02-03 03:21:19 PM  
Great.  Now the drones are going to be all over the place.  Enjoy my tits, Big Brother!
 
2014-02-03 03:22:56 PM  

Skyday: Great.  Now the drones are going to be all over the place.  Enjoy my tits, Big Brother!


I'm joining the NSA.
 
2014-02-03 03:23:18 PM  
Said it before in the other thread:

A couple of people are going to have nice paid vacations (and maybe early retirements), while their subordinates are going to be feeling around scrotums and breasts at a TSA checkpoint.
 
2014-02-03 03:23:22 PM  
Carry some computer tools and a spare tower with you and tell them you're there to fix stuff.

I've been doing some freelance IT work. It's amazing how much access people will give to a guy that shows up to fix computers that they don't know, even if they weren't expecting a service call.
 
2014-02-03 03:25:48 PM  
a.abcnews.go.com
 
2014-02-03 03:29:33 PM  

Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.


www.worldmag.com
 
2014-02-03 03:30:46 PM  

Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]


Oh snap
 
2014-02-03 03:30:55 PM  

WordyGrrl: Honestly, the "terrorists" aren't as interested in killing great numbers of Americans as they are destroying symbols of American "oppression" over other countries. That's why the 9/11 hijackers went after the targets they did instead of, say, the Super Bowl -- where those planes could have killed tens of thousands of people.


Actually, that probably would have resulted in fewer deaths.

A fairly decent number of people were trapped in the two towers.  You wouldn't get trapped like that in a stadium.
 
2014-02-03 03:36:37 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_Waldo_Demara

If you look like you know what you're doing, no one will question it. Very old rule.
 
2014-02-03 03:41:30 PM  
kd8our:

also, 9/11 truthers are farking stupid, but I will say this.  They are at least classy in some respects, we could be talking about Sandy Hook truthers.  People are farking stupid.

Yeah, classy -- because interrupting an event that has fark-all to do with politics to rant about your widely-rejected conspiracy theory is the epitome of "classy".

There's a special level of asshole mentality required to think you have the moral authority to interrupt something wholly unrelated and think, "Wow, if I spout my beliefs here, it will be the final straw that swings the public to my line of thinking!"

I'll put them on the same level since I suspect STT types would do the same thing.
 
2014-02-03 03:45:38 PM  

Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]


That was from Portland, Maine airport. Try again.
 
2014-02-03 03:50:38 PM  
I see that Denver's defense was also put in charge of post-game security.
 
2014-02-03 03:54:58 PM  

Deep Contact: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

That was from Portland, Maine airport. Try again.


Wow, that goalpost looked a lot heavier.
 
2014-02-03 04:00:30 PM  

Boojum2k: Deep Contact: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

That was from Portland, Maine airport. Try again.

Wow, that goalpost looked a lot heavier.


Inflatable on wheels, it ain't heavy.
 
2014-02-03 04:05:14 PM  

Deep Contact: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

That was from Portland, Maine airport. Try again.



I'm not really interested in engaging you in a debate about 9/11 Truther claims. I was just amusing myself.

I am pretty comfortable with the conclusion that this was not a conspiracy by our government.

...because we're all in on it.
 
2014-02-03 04:12:53 PM  
Just for your amusement I didn't write it or make the video but I still LOL at it every so often.


Directed by a Beardy-Guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...

Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...

Unphased by leaving their "How to Fly a Passenger Jet" guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...

Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two... and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through their own mass - at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.

Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground... only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI.

Meanwhile down in Washington...Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing...

Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little...Executing an incredible 330 degree downward spiral from 7000 feet, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world's most heavily defended building......all without a single shot being fired.... or ruining the nicely mowed lawn... and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video...

Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania...So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be possible until several years later...

Further south in Florida...President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read "My Pet Goat" to a class full of primary school children... shrugging off the obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger...

In New York...Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attacks only six weeks previously...While back in Washington...

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the 'New Pearl Harbor' catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination.
 
2014-02-03 04:13:42 PM  

Shostie: independent journalist

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


I see everything has been covered already.
 
2014-02-03 04:15:33 PM  

Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]


Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?
 
2014-02-03 04:19:36 PM  
Lulz - so apparently Smith responded by drawing an Illuminati logo on his shirt this morning...


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 04:23:15 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.


Well the answer is MORE security. We don't have enough pearl clitching, pants wetters yet.
 
2014-02-03 04:23:19 PM  

FatherChaos: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?


All over a GIS, go see.
 
2014-02-03 04:24:54 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-03 04:28:20 PM  
I would hope that by now everyone knows Seth MacFarlane is responsible.

Family Guy Predicts Boston , 9/11 & 7/7 London Attacks Weeks In Advance. (video)
 
2014-02-03 04:28:39 PM  

neversubmit: Just for your amusement I didn't write it or make the video but I still LOL at it every so often.


Directed by a Beardy-Guy from a cave in Afghanistan, nineteen hard-drinking, coke-snorting, devout Muslims enjoy lap dances before their mission to meet Allah...

Using nothing more than craft knifes, they overpower cabin crew, passengers and pilots on four planes...And hangover or not, they manage to give the world's most sophisticated air defense system the slip...

Unphased by leaving their "How to Fly a Passenger Jet" guide in the car at the airport, they master the controls in no-time and score direct hits on two towers, causing THREE to collapse completely...

Our masterminds even manage to overpower the odd law of physics or two... and the world watches in awe as steel-framed buildings fall symmetrically - through their own mass - at free-fall speed, for the first time in history.

Despite all their dastardly cunning, they stupidly give their identity away by using explosion-proof passports, which survive the fireball undamaged and fall to the ground... only to be discovered by the incredible crime-fighting sleuths at the FBI.

Meanwhile down in Washington...Hani Hanjour, having previously flunked 2-man Cessna flying school, gets carried away with all the success of the day and suddenly finds incredible abilities behind the controls of a Boeing...

Instead of flying straight down into the large roof area of the Pentagon, he decides to show off a little...Executing an incredible 330 degree downward spiral from 7000 feet, he levels off to hit the low facade of the world's most heavily defended building......all without a single shot being fired.... or ruining the nicely mowed lawn... and all at a speed just too fast to capture on video...

Later, in the skies above Pennsylvania...So desperate to talk to loved ones before their death, some passengers use sheer willpower to connect mobile calls that otherwise would not be possible until several years later...

Further south in Florida...President Bush, our brave Commander-in-Chief continues to read "My Pet Goat" to a class full of primary school children... shrugging off the obvious possibility that his life could be in imminent danger...

In New York...Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein blesses his own foresight in insuring the buildings against terrorist attacks only six weeks previously...While back in Washington...

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz shake their heads in disbelief at their own luck in getting the 'New Pearl Harbor' catalyzing event they so desired to pursue their agenda of world domination.


I wish I could throw a mushy apple at your head through the internet but without net neutrality you probably won't even remember why you deserved it by the time it thwacks you
 
2014-02-03 04:33:19 PM  

ransack.: I wish I could throw a mushy apple at your head through the internet but without net neutrality you probably won't even remember why you deserved it by the time it thwacks you


Good job of one upping me on posting crazy.
 
2014-02-03 04:35:00 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


It has been said. By a wise man.
 
2014-02-03 04:37:05 PM  

Shadow Blasko: kokomo61: Shadow Blasko: MelGoesOnTour: I've done similar things in the past (not on such a grand scale, though, of course). A lot of times, simply "looking like you belong" will get you into places.

I'm not saying I have done that at various ren faires for 20 years... but I have.

Gate-crashing rennaissance faire is neither difficult......nor desirable.

I have never gate crashed for entertainment or fraudulent reasons.

/Usually when I was being a rescu boothie for a friend who had someone call off and needed help for a weekend, and didn't have time to get me a gate pass.


I jumped over a fence a few years ago to get in to a sold-out concert for an Oingo Boingo cover band. And I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, too. I'm just nervy like that.
 
2014-02-03 04:49:55 PM  

FatherChaos: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?


Logan didn't have cameras.

9/11 hijackers of Flight 77 at Dulles Airport

It is silly anyway because they left a money trail a mile long with flight training, rented apts, rented cars, bills, and evidence not taken with them. People on a jihad don't really need to care about those things.They made no attempt to hide their identity at any point. There was no need to as they knew it was a one way trip.

Betty Ong, a flight attendant on an airphone identified which passengers it was and what seats they were in.
 
2014-02-03 04:51:52 PM  

Katolu: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

Well the answer is MORE security. We don't have enough pearl clitching chitterling, pants wetters yet.


ftfy
 
2014-02-03 04:57:00 PM  

GregoryD: Betty Ong, a flight attendant on an airphone identified which passengers it was and what seats they were in.


Betty Ong?

B.O.?

Barack Obama. Wake up, sheeple.
 
2014-02-03 04:58:18 PM  

neversubmit: ransack.: I wish I could throw a mushy apple at your head through the internet but without net neutrality you probably won't even remember why you deserved it by the time it thwacks you

Good job of one upping me on posting crazy.


www.quotehd.com

 
2014-02-03 05:01:29 PM  

trappedspirit: Katolu: Lost Thought 00: Just hold up a random badge and walk briskly through the employee's line at the airport next time you are running late.

Well the answer is MORE security. We don't have enough pearl clitching chitterling, pants wetters yet.

ftfy


Dammit. Thanks, auto correct got me. Your fix is actually a lot better.
 
2014-02-03 05:32:30 PM  

Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.


How do you take a photo of the pilots of a pilotless drone?  Is that like the sound of one hand clapping?  There are some pictures of some guys from Yemen who won a trip to USA and some free time in a flight simulator though.  Would you like to look at those?
 
2014-02-03 06:35:56 PM  

JerkyMeat: The real conspiracy is that the admin doesn't read the sports tab where this topic was already posted.

/Repeat


Fark Tip™: The "Followup" tag indicates a linked article may have additional information not included in previous postings.

/The more you know...
//stubmitter
 
2014-02-03 07:33:12 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


That's the awesome thing they always arrest people who show the weaknesses so other law abiding people in the future who want to show the weakness will be discouraged from doing so.  SO the only people willing to show the weaknesses in security are the criminals they are trying to keep out.
 
2014-02-03 07:57:27 PM  

Deep Contact: SnakeLee: Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.

His presence there actually kind of debunks his own theory, as it shows how easily a place with more security than any of the 9/11 staging grounds was compromised by a total dumbass with no planning.  The 9/11 hijackers spent years training for that

Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.


You're kidding right? This is the most basic, easily falsifiable ridiculous 9/11 claim I've ever seen. You might as well have claimed "Amazing there's no proof the airport was open that day!"
 
2014-02-03 08:08:53 PM  
9/11Truth...such a total failure of cognition and reasoning.  The worst part is how that inability to process events likely affects how Truthers relate to the rest of their lives and the people in them.
 
2014-02-03 10:00:57 PM  

GregoryD: FatherChaos: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?

Logan didn't have cameras.

9/11 hijackers of Flight 77 at Dulles Airport

It is silly anyway because they left a money trail a mile long with flight training, rented apts, rented cars, bills, and evidence not taken with them. People on a jihad don't really need to care about those things.They made no attempt to hide their identity at any point. There was no need to as they knew it was a one way trip.

Betty Ong, a flight attendant on an airphone identified which passengers it was and what seats they were in.


A normal security video has time and date burned into the integral video image by proprietary equipment according to an authenticated pattern, along with camera identification and the location that the camera covered. The video released in 2004 contained no such data.
 
2014-02-03 10:35:12 PM  

Earguy: Dumbass truther he may be, but he illustrates how all the money and appearances for security's sake is pretty ineffectual,  This same thing could easily play out at many airports, the Olympics, etc.


You know what, just about anyone who knows anything about building security can walk into any venue at any time and do whatever they like. Unless you're talking about getting close to the President (who has his own personal bodyguard and Marine snipers) or actual access into a bank vault or something similar, if you know the right things to say to the correct people, you can pretty much go where you like.

I could probably still go backstage at Disneyland on any given day; I still have a plan to take down the whole park on six months' notice. If I wished, I could very likely have gotten into the Superbowl just like this mook just as effortlessly, because "security" is pretty easy to penetrate IF you know how it works. If you don't, they'll tackle your ass into oblivion.
 
2014-02-03 10:47:52 PM  

Deep Contact: GregoryD: FatherChaos: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?

Logan didn't have cameras.

9/11 hijackers of Flight 77 at Dulles Airport

It is silly anyway because they left a money trail a mile long with flight training, rented apts, rented cars, bills, and evidence not taken with them. People on a jihad don't really need to care about those things.They made no attempt to hide their identity at any point. There was no need to as they knew it was a one way trip.

Betty Ong, a flight attendant on an airphone identified which passengers it was and what seats they were in.

A normal security video has time and date burned into the integral video image by proprietary equipment according to an authenticated pattern, along with camera identification and the location that the camera covered. The video released in 2004 contained no such data.


Screeners wouldn't recognize themselves as being in the video on one of the most notorious days in American history standing next to hijackers. Why would they remember that? Clearly all the screeners are in on it too. And the people in the airport? They wouldn't remember flying on Sept 11th. This video could be clearly anytime when they took that trip not on Sept 11th. It could have been two years before. Who knows. I'm sure people fly all around the country every other week. Such a small detail overlooked by our flawless lizard nwo jew rothchild overlords.

Amazing, you were already wrong about their being no photos of the hijackers, and you are still going to cling to your silly conspiracy theory?

Typical conspiracy theorist. Gets proven wrong and still hangs on to their mentally ill ideology. Practically inventing more conspiracies as you are proven wrong.

*I* can't be wrong. Clearly a fake video.
 
2014-02-03 11:43:48 PM  

Deep Contact: A normal security video has time and date burned into the integral video image by proprietary equipment according to an authenticated pattern, along with camera identification and the location that the camera covered. The video released in 2004 contained no such data.


I've never seen a security camera that does all of that in the way you describe, unless "burned into the integral video image" means "mixed into the video signal with fairly simple circuitry" and the "authenticated pattern" is the font it used.  I have, however, seen some systems which used metadata to record that information without compromising the video, and many which just relied on keeping the tapes properly labeled.
 
2014-02-04 01:17:12 AM  
Nano-thermite?  Where do they get this crap?  You don't need to go all hi-tech for something as simple as flattening a building, sheesh!

pl.b5z.net
 
2014-02-04 01:28:22 AM  
When I was an on call claims adjuster, I used to find I had no problem getting onto any floor of the hosptial to interview accident victims or witnesses.  I'd just walk in wearing a suit and tie, a mini cassette recording in one coat pocket with the handstrap hanging out and a metal clip board that looked almost exactly like a medical chart.  Just walk in like you own the place/belong there and no one says a damn thing.
 
2014-02-04 07:18:12 AM  

WienerButt: The Confident Walk always worked for me in college whenever I went to a bar. Once the lines died down and patrons were going in and out you just walked in and didn't pay cover.


"I'm on the list" and walking off often works, too.
 
2014-02-04 07:20:27 AM  

mjohnson71: mootmah:Even with superb security, some random dumbass will be able to bullshiat his way into a supposedly secure area. The point of the security measures in place was to make sure that said dumbass doesn't have a bomb strapped to him.

Didn't hurt the dude was white.


Maybe, but he looks like he stepped right off the set of Duck Dynasty. If anything, THAT is the angle he should have played up for maximum effect.
 
2014-02-04 07:25:11 AM  

GregoryD: Deep Contact: GregoryD: FatherChaos: Pangea: Deep Contact: Amazing there are still no photos from the airports of any of the hijackers during the day of the hijackings.

[www.worldmag.com image 624x477]

Amazing how this was from an airport in Maine.  Got any from Boston Logan?

Logan didn't have cameras.

9/11 hijackers of Flight 77 at Dulles Airport

It is silly anyway because they left a money trail a mile long with flight training, rented apts, rented cars, bills, and evidence not taken with them. People on a jihad don't really need to care about those things.They made no attempt to hide their identity at any point. There was no need to as they knew it was a one way trip.

Betty Ong, a flight attendant on an airphone identified which passengers it was and what seats they were in.

A normal security video has time and date burned into the integral video image by proprietary equipment according to an authenticated pattern, along with camera identification and the location that the camera covered. The video released in 2004 contained no such data.

Screeners wouldn't recognize themselves as being in the video on one of the most notorious days in American history standing next to hijackers. Why would they remember that? Clearly all the screeners are in on it too. And the people in the airport? They wouldn't remember flying on Sept 11th. This video could be clearly anytime when they took that trip not on Sept 11th. It could have been two years before. Who knows. I'm sure people fly all around the country every other week. Such a small detail overlooked by our flawless lizard nwo jew rothchild overlords.

Amazing, you were already wrong about their being no photos of the hijackers, and you are still going to cling to your silly conspiracy theory?

Typical conspiracy theorist. Gets proven wrong and still hangs on to their mentally ill ideology. Practically inventing more conspiracies as you are proven wrong.

*I* can't be wrong. Clearly a fake video.


Wow, I'm convinced! A grainy video found three years later that backs up the 'hijackers' myth.
 
2014-02-04 12:14:30 PM  
If only these people would be proven right by getting hauled off to Gitmo by our all-powerful, all-knowing government, never to be heard from again.

Also, how many tons of explosives did the guy smuggle into the Super Bowl?  TFA doesn't mention it.
 
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