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(Hollywood Life)   The four words the world has been praying would never be uttered: Justin Bieber sex tape   (hollywoodlife.com ) divider line
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2014-02-03 11:37:34 AM  
Nah, people love lesbian sex shows
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 11:57:45 AM  
Having seen too many politics headlines recently my brain first read that as "John Boehner sex tape."
 
2014-02-03 01:08:52 PM  
And the soundtrack to "Justin Bieber Sex Tape" just happens to be "Yakkety Sax."
 
2014-02-03 01:18:05 PM  
Does it include Selena Gomez? Cause I'd watch that.

I'll bet he cries in the end.
 
2014-02-03 01:18:06 PM  
Short clip, I gather?
 
2014-02-03 01:22:09 PM  
I don't think the world is obsessed with Bieber as Fark.
 
2014-02-03 01:22:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Does it include Selena Gomez? Cause I'd watch that.

I'll bet he cries in the end.


That would be the only redeeming aspect of the whole thing. It should be called: "The Selena Gomez Sex Tape Feat. J. Bieber".
 
2014-02-03 01:22:29 PM  
Turns out, I will say never.
 
2014-02-03 01:25:07 PM  
Wow. A real bad boy.
Gotta shed that image of being a decent kid.
 
2014-02-03 01:28:06 PM  
Would be super funny if that kid has a 9" cock. The haters would lose their shiat.

I've never heard his work so I don't care, but If I had his money and fame at that age, the stories in the news would be way, way worse.
 
2014-02-03 01:30:22 PM  

H31N0US: Would be super funny if that kid has a 9" cock. The haters would lose their shiat.

I've never heard his work so I don't care, but If I had his money and fame at that age, the stories in the news would be way, way worse.


He's Canadian so that would actually be considered a tiny one.
 
2014-02-03 01:30:54 PM  
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2014-02-03 01:32:01 PM  

H31N0US: Would be super funny if that kid has a 9" cock. The haters would lose their shiat.

I've never heard his work so I don't care, but If I had his money and fame at that age, the stories in the news would be way, way worse.


As they say in ye olde country: It ain't the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean.
 
2014-02-03 01:34:04 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Does it include Selena Gomez? Cause I'd watch that.

I'll bet he cries in the end.


I bet she's pegging him in it.
 
2014-02-03 01:34:12 PM  
I thought he looked pretty hot in that wrecking ball video. Color me interested
 
2014-02-03 01:34:28 PM  
www.crossed-flag-pins.com
You have a lot to answer for, Canada.


calbert: [img.fark.net image 499x300]


Damn.
 
2014-02-03 01:37:56 PM  
Darth Bieber has driven many to the dark side.
 
2014-02-03 01:38:52 PM  

ZAZ: Having seen too many politics headlines recently my brain first read that as "John Boehner sex tape."


Man.  I'm sorry. I really am.
 
2014-02-03 01:40:03 PM  
The four words the world has been praying would never be uttered: Justin Bieber  Rob Ford sex tape
 
2014-02-03 01:41:55 PM  
And Lo! The fourth angel blew his trumpet and Behold a pale horse, and upon him rode a pale man, and Hell followed with him.
 
2014-02-03 01:46:27 PM  
Is that what twink porn means? I'm naive and afraid to google it.
 
2014-02-03 01:50:01 PM  

H31N0US: Would be super funny if that kid has a 9" cock. The haters would lose their shiat.

I've never heard his work so I don't care, but If I had his money and fame at that age, the stories in the news would be way, way worse.


Like that episode of Just Shoot Me where Elliot goes to the gym with Finch (David Spade) and sees that he has this *enormous* cock, and all the guys walked around in a weird kinda daze with the knowledge.

"Elliot, you seem to be out of it today?  What's with you?"
"I dunno Jack, you ever see something *really* outta place?  Like this tiny, shriveled up tree, with ONE HUGE LIMB?"
 
2014-02-03 01:58:30 PM  
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2014-02-03 01:59:44 PM  
Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
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2014-02-03 02:07:53 PM  

mentallo69: Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
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You realize she'd probably voluntarily do Bieber a dozen times before she'd do you, right?
 
2014-02-03 02:12:03 PM  

MrBallou: mentallo69: Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
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You realize she'd probably voluntarily do Bieber a dozen times before she'd do you, right?


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-03 02:12:26 PM  

MrBallou: mentallo69: Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
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You realize she'd probably voluntarily do Bieber a dozen times before she'd do you, right?


He is rich.Of course she would.

Your comment doesn't change the fact that nobody wants to see a Beiber Sex tape and they would rather see her.........so what is your point?
 
2014-02-03 02:12:59 PM  
Well, if you read the article ( I know, crazy talk) you would see that it's not so much a "sex tape" as it is a tape of Bieber at a strip club.
 
2014-02-03 02:13:28 PM  
No need to worry: "The video in question can't exactly be called a sex tape because there isn't any actual sex, "
 
2014-02-03 02:22:32 PM  

Atomic Spunk: No need to worry: "The video in question can't exactly be called a sex tape because there isn't any actual sex, "


Cleveland Steamer.
 
2014-02-03 02:23:02 PM  

alltim: The four words the world has been praying would never be uttered: Justin Bieber  Rob Ford sex tape


Actually, that would probably be pretty entertaining
 
2014-02-03 02:24:32 PM  

mentallo69: MrBallou: mentallo69: Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
[i3.kym-cdn.com image 492x589]

You realize she'd probably voluntarily do Bieber a dozen times before she'd do you, right?

He is rich.Of course she would.

Your comment doesn't change the fact that nobody wants to see a Beiber Sex tape and they would rather see her.........so what is your point?


It was more a cry of anguish than something with a point. Sorry to lash out.

This one hates Canadians:
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2014-02-03 02:25:41 PM  
Dude can probably afford some high-dollar tail; if I can manage to watch porn and "not see" Ron Jeremy, I'll manage on this one ;)
 
2014-02-03 02:31:45 PM  
Sadly, it's just him jerking off whilst looking at himself in the mirror.
 
2014-02-03 02:31:46 PM  

Mobutu: Dude can probably afford some high-dollar tail; if I can manage to watch porn and "not see" Ron Jeremy, I'll manage on this one ;)


That's the weird thing. The guy's got tons of cash, but when he's seen with hookers, models and strippers, they're generally not that hot. Aside from Selena Gomez, and I think some Victoria's Secret model, they've all been pretty meh, if not looking like they should be on TS Pussy Hunters. Maybe he's got a type.
 
2014-02-03 02:33:22 PM  

Mobutu: Dude can probably afford some high-dollar tail; if I can manage to watch porn and "not see" Ron Jeremy, I'll manage on this one ;)


This one speaks truth.
 
2014-02-03 02:34:44 PM  

Atomic Spunk: No need to worry: "The video in question can't exactly be called a sex tape because there isn't any actual sex, "


When lesbians are involved it's not 'just foreplay,' it's the act itself. So I've heard.
 
2014-02-03 02:34:44 PM  

T-Servo: [www.crossed-flag-pins.com image 240x180]
You have a lot to answer for, Canada.


calbert: [img.fark.net image 499x300]

Damn.


Aww. Come on. That's hardly fair. You gave us the Kardashians, Octomom, Paris Hilton, Snooki, Britney bald head Spears, Brooke Hogan...the list is endless. We have to trade back and forth every once in a while or the relation gets stale.
 
2014-02-03 02:38:35 PM  

MrBallou: mentallo69: MrBallou: mentallo69: Here....lets stock up on this in this thread
[i3.kym-cdn.com image 492x589]

You realize she'd probably voluntarily do Bieber a dozen times before she'd do you, right?

He is rich.Of course she would.

Your comment doesn't change the fact that nobody wants to see a Beiber Sex tape and they would rather see her.........so what is your point?

It was more a cry of anguish than something with a point. Sorry to lash out.

This one hates Canadians:
[img.fark.net image 500x630]


Now that I can get behind haha! :)
 
2014-02-03 02:49:03 PM  
lol

that's gotta be hilariously embarrassing footage right there
 
2014-02-03 02:58:59 PM  

genepool lifeboat: Atomic Spunk: No need to worry: "The video in question can't exactly be called a sex tape because there isn't any actual sex, "

Cleveland Steamer.


media.lunch.com

No no no no noooooooooo .....
 
2014-02-03 03:02:57 PM  

indarwinsshadow: T-Servo: [www.crossed-flag-pins.com image 240x180]
You have a lot to answer for, Canada.


calbert: [img.fark.net image 499x300]

Damn.

Aww. Come on. That's hardly fair. You gave us the Kardashians, Octomom, Paris Hilton, Snooki, Britney bald head Spears, Brooke Hogan...the list is endless. We have to trade back and forth every once in a while or the relation gets stale.


Yeah, but none of them moved to Canada and showed up on the news with Mounties responding to felony egging calls. Imagine Paris Hilton living in Ottawa... ok, maybe she could pick up the nightlife on Sparks Street, and then have hangover special breakfast poutine at the Elgin Street Diner.
 
2014-02-03 03:14:44 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Mobutu: Dude can probably afford some high-dollar tail; if I can manage to watch porn and "not see" Ron Jeremy, I'll manage on this one ;)

This one speaks truth.


Just hold your thumb at arms length, obscuring him, and fap away
 
2014-02-03 03:18:00 PM  
Was it him getting pegged by a couple of black dudes?

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-03 03:22:24 PM  
So was the strip club orgy at US Male or Chippendales?

/DNRTFA
 
2014-02-03 03:43:17 PM  

AeAe: Was it him getting pegged by a couple of black dudes?

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Dudes don't peg unless they are micropenised or impotent, or so the physics argues.

Pegging is what a girl with a strap-on does to a guy and is totally not gay.

/totally.
 
2014-02-03 03:52:35 PM  

Valiente: AeAe: Was it him getting pegged by a couple of black dudes?

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Dudes don't peg unless they are micropenised or impotent, or so the physics argues.

Pegging is what a girl with a strap-on does to a guy and is totally not gay.

/totally.


Keep tellin yourself that.
 
2014-02-03 03:53:20 PM  

mentallo69: [cuddlebuggery.com image 525x334]

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2014-02-03 04:09:47 PM  

Valiente: AeAe: Was it him getting pegged by a couple of black dudes?

[lh5.ggpht.com image 706x706]

Dudes don't peg unless they are micropenised or impotent, or so the physics argues.

Pegging is what a girl with a strap-on does to a guy and is totally not gay.

/totally.


Ummm.. Ok, I'm not aware of the terminology since I'm not into that scene.

/ no judgement tho
 
2014-02-03 05:16:39 PM  
 
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