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(International Business Times)   Bruce Jenner is having a sex change because he is "fed up with the Kardashians". Most of us just change the TV channel   (ibtimes.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-03 01:32:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 01:33:19 PM  
That's one way to fix it...
 
2014-02-03 01:33:23 PM  
This is a joke, right? I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
 
2014-02-03 01:33:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 01:33:58 PM  
He's becoming a man?
 
2014-02-03 01:35:40 PM  
0.tqn.com

'nuff said...
 
2014-02-03 01:35:52 PM  
MemeSlave wins.
 
2014-02-03 01:35:52 PM  
I dig the "bridgette bardot" tag, subby.
 
2014-02-03 01:36:12 PM  
There will be some K involved once he hits the circuit.
 
2014-02-03 01:36:43 PM  
global3.memecdn.com
Could be worse.
 
2014-02-03 01:36:57 PM  
That's a lot of hate right there.
 
2014-02-03 01:37:23 PM  
I'm looking around for the Satire tag. I'm sure it's near here, somewhere.
 
2014-02-03 01:37:38 PM  
Wow, I know the IBT is a shameless click-whore, but sourching something to  The National Enquirer? that's pretty bad
 
2014-02-03 01:38:14 PM  
So....   IBT cites "The National Enquirer" as a source........

The National Enquirer now claims he wants to change his name to Brigitte, after screen siren Brigitte Bardot.

I know BJ is a freak, but I don't believe stuff published by TNE.
 
2014-02-03 01:39:15 PM  
"She also starred in [the 1956 movie] 'And God Created Woman' -- and Bruce thinks it's just perfect since he's in the process of becoming a woman."

Wow. That's like, heavy, man.
 
2014-02-03 01:40:23 PM  
So they are going to cut off his javelin?
 
2014-02-03 01:40:25 PM  

Strik3r: So....   IBT cites "The National Enquirer" as a source........

The National Enquirer now claims he wants to change his name to Brigitte, after screen siren Brigitte Bardot.

I know BJ is a freak, but I don't believe stuff published by TNE.


Have you SEEN Bruce lately? Seems plausible.

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-02-03 01:41:22 PM  
Kris had Bruce neutered shortly after the birth of their youngest child.
 
2014-02-03 01:42:24 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2014-02-03 01:42:25 PM  
Real or not, still...*shudders*
 
2014-02-03 01:44:01 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 01:44:30 PM  
While I don't doubt Bruce is becoming a woman, the "source" is full of crap with the name Brucilla.  No one would choose that name for themselves.
 
2014-02-03 01:44:35 PM  
What. The. fark.

Why did Michael Jackson die? His freakiness had to be replaced with this?
 
2014-02-03 01:44:41 PM  
I'm surprised anyone finds this surprising.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080492/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_11
 
2014-02-03 01:45:00 PM  
I always thought of Mama K as a boner killer too.
 
2014-02-03 01:46:55 PM  
"The National Enquirer..."

stopped reading there
 
2014-02-03 01:47:47 PM  
Bruce (if TFA pic can be believed) has ripened to like Chris Walken's twin.  Why mess with perfection?
Also who can forget this (hot):
s2.hubimg.com
He's ready for Wheaties.  He knows he's a man.
 
2014-02-03 01:48:54 PM  
Except that none of it is true, amusing
 
2014-02-03 01:49:31 PM  

Salmon: There will be some K involved once he hits the circuit.



Y is that?
 
2014-02-03 01:49:36 PM  
Have we just witnessed the first known example of press agent revenge porn?
 
2014-02-03 01:57:31 PM  
That's about right.
 
2014-02-03 01:57:42 PM  
Bruce baby.  It's going to hurt like hell when the final procedure to change you from a man to a woman happens.  I heard they remove half your brain.
 
2014-02-03 01:59:05 PM  
I actually worked with Bruce on several corporate events. Nice guy and didn't strike me as being trans-sexual material.

/Worked with him about 8 years (and I'd say 3 cosmetic operations) ago.
 
2014-02-03 02:00:31 PM  
Shouldn't the LGBT community be defending him/her?  Apparently there's only outrage when young good looking people want to find their identity?  Or is this one of those make crap up websites?  I only clicked the link because he was a childhood Olympics hero back in the day.
 
2014-02-03 02:01:19 PM  

zulius: Real or not, still...*shudders*


This.  And, FTFA:    "It makes him feel good to be ahead of the Kardashians in the alphabet."

What a farked up bunch of people.  ALL the way around.
 
2014-02-03 02:01:59 PM  
So he's serious?
 
2014-02-03 02:03:43 PM  
You can get your Adam's apple scraped?  Seems sorta painful but then again if you're getting your cock chopped off I am guessing you are ok with the pain.
 
2014-02-03 02:04:08 PM  
This guy was a national hero and Wheaties Box cover-man during a time that was still entrenched in ...the opposite of whatever he is now.  It's definitely a shot across the childhood bow of any 70's/80's kids.
 
2014-02-03 02:05:20 PM  

jmr61: So he's serious?


No.

But he does want a sex change.
 
2014-02-03 02:07:44 PM  
What would Brian Boitano do?
 
2014-02-03 02:12:16 PM  
Krusty Kardasians Batman!  Bruce Jenner is turning into a biatch!
 
2014-02-03 02:12:31 PM  

jmr61: So he's serious?


Yes.  And you can start calling him Shirley.
 
2014-02-03 02:13:56 PM  
Couldn't he have had his dick cut off before breeding Kim, Khloe, Khristina, Khourtney, Khom, Khick, and Kharry?
 
2014-02-03 02:19:46 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Shouldn't the LGBT community be defending him/her?  Apparently there's only outrage when young good looking people want to find their identity?  Or is this one of those make crap up websites?  I only clicked the link because he was a childhood Olympics hero back in the day.


Dude, it's the National Enquirer. I only support Bat Boy becoming Bat Girl.
 
2014-02-03 02:21:11 PM  
 
2014-02-03 02:23:34 PM  
You know good and damn well that he's teh ghey. A straight guy would have already been tossed overboard for trying to bang the stepdaughters.

/bullshiat
//you know that you would
 
2014-02-03 02:24:17 PM  
Just remember Brucem just because you lopped off your balls does not make you accountable for everything else you have ever done.
 
2014-02-03 02:29:28 PM  

RoyHobbs22: if you're getting your cock chopped off



They don't chop it off, they cut you a new hole and turn the cock inside out, and shove it up the hole. Or something like that. Watch that South Park episode
 
2014-02-03 02:35:16 PM  
I have a vague memory of a Mad Magazine parody where someone was saying Bruce wasn't a manly name and in the background they something about Jenner winning the Olympics.  Anyone recall that?
 
2014-02-03 02:36:32 PM  

Magorn: Wow, I know the IBT is a shameless click-whore, but sourching something to  The National Enquirer? that's pretty bad


Every time I see IBT, my brain reads it as Irritable Bowel Tabloid, and that makes enough sense I continue on...
 
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