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(RealClear)   Today marks the first day a woman is sworn in as Fed chair. Tomorrow marks the first day a woman is sworn at as Fed chair   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Janet Yellen, Federal Reserve, StockScouter, Morningstar, Inc., Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke  
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2014-02-04 06:11:00 AM  
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DrPainMD: Arkanaut: rjakobi: This marks the first time ever that our Fed Chairman legitimately has no dick. Good for us.

So, when are we gonna celebrate our first mullato Fed Chairman? Or our first openly bisexual Fed Chairman? Or first Self-Diagnosed Asperger's Syndromite Fed Chairman? Or the first Half-Groundhog Fed Chairman? Or are those too patronizing?

How about celebrating perhaps the most qualified Fed Chair in history?

Hmmm... they said the same thing about Greenspan, and look at the mess he set us up for.

Who said that about Greenspan?  He had no academic background in monetary or macro theory.  He worked as a consultant in New York and political hack in DC before getting the job.  He was among the least-qualified chairmen in Fed history.
2014-02-03 07:07:38 PM  
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2014-02-03 05:28:32 PM  
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Smeggy Smurf:

Because I'm not stupid enough to take unnecessary risks while the country is lead by a fascist

You're not giving yourself nearly enough credit.
2014-02-03 02:39:35 PM  
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AngryDragon: [ image 342x220]

You're all thinking it.  Admit it.

Well... sure.

Janet Yellen: first woman appointed as Fed chair
Christine Lagarde: first woman appointed as head of the IMF

"They" know the crash is coming; they've got two broads and an attractive and successful African-American US President set up to take the blame.

/booga booga!
2014-02-03 02:10:20 PM  
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AngryDragon: [ image 342x220]

You're all thinking it.  Admit it.

OTOH, sammich futures are on the rise.
2014-02-03 01:59:52 PM  
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If she sees her shadow, it means six more weeks of taper.
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