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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Man claims he saw Yeti in Maine. Subby didn't think Khloe Kardashian shopped at retail outlets   (wmur.com) divider line 59
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2014-02-03 09:22:52 AM
It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.
 
2014-02-03 09:45:27 AM
thatwasabitmental.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-03 10:12:11 AM
Windego?
 
2014-02-03 10:21:41 AM
Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.
 
2014-02-03 10:28:13 AM
Does he have a phone built in the last two years?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-02-03 11:10:56 AM
I call bullshiat.  I'm fairly certain that she is a Wookie.
 
2014-02-03 11:12:57 AM

dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.


Invasive crypto-species are ruining the ecosystem by driving out native crypto-species.
 
2014-02-03 11:14:03 AM
www.podcastingnews.com
 
2014-02-03 11:16:11 AM
Big deal, I see them on TV all the time.

static3.fashionmagazine247.com
 
2014-02-03 11:17:20 AM
Must of had a fake tan.
 
2014-02-03 11:21:20 AM

Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.


What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.
 
2014-02-03 11:22:24 AM
So he knows he will face mountains of ridicule, yeti still makes these preposterous claims?
 
2014-02-03 11:22:28 AM
Was it this guy?

www.eonline.com

He sees a sqatches farking everywhere.

/There must be a population of millions according to them.
 
2014-02-03 11:22:47 AM

tommyl66: Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.

What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.


Plus, or minus?
 
2014-02-03 11:23:18 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 11:23:34 AM

dittybopper: tommyl66: Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.

What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Plus, or minus?


Either way, does it really matter?
 
2014-02-03 11:24:50 AM

cgraves67: dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.

Invasive crypto-species are ruining the ecosystem by driving out native crypto-species.


Yeah, well, it hasn't helped that we've pressured native crypto-species by crypto-shrinking their crypto-habitats.  Not to mention the crypto-pollutants we pump into the crypto-air and crypto-water.
 
2014-02-03 11:26:09 AM
Subby can stick to men.
 
2014-02-03 11:26:38 AM
Don't get the reference.. I'm no Kardashian fan but I never knew people equate Khloe to be synonymous to something hairty and ugly.
 
2014-02-03 11:26:41 AM

Tom_Slick: dittybopper: tommyl66: Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.

What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Plus, or minus?

Either way, does it really matter?


bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com

I don't know.
 
2014-02-03 11:28:32 AM

dittybopper: cgraves67: dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.

Invasive crypto-species are ruining the ecosystem by driving out native crypto-species.

Yeah, well, it hasn't helped that we've pressured native crypto-species by crypto-shrinking their crypto-habitats.  Not to mention the crypto-pollutants we pump into the crypto-air and crypto-water.


Runoff from chemtrails is killing our lake monsters, save Champ, stop Obama!
 
2014-02-03 11:29:08 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com images.starpulse.com

Meh, don't really see the resemblance. Maybe a little in the hips?
 
2014-02-03 11:31:23 AM
Was it after Jack Links beef jerky?
 
2014-02-03 11:31:38 AM
Yeti couldn't be bothered to get a photo of the thing.
 
2014-02-03 11:36:18 AM
img.fark.netts3.mm.bing.net
 
2014-02-03 11:38:04 AM

dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.



Maybe it was the sweet, sweet new Yeti 575.

ep1.pinkbike.org
 
2014-02-03 11:38:45 AM

dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.


Yeti are endemic to Neptune and Triton as well.

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-03 11:40:31 AM

HailRobonia: dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.  Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Skunk Apes are native to Imaginary North America.

Yeti are endemic to Neptune and Triton as well.

[static1.wikia.nocookie.net image 639x341]


Maybe, but that's not a Yeti:  That's a Mugato.
 
2014-02-03 11:43:02 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 11:49:30 AM
i.imgur.com

Also, this: Goodbye, Harry!
 
2014-02-03 11:51:22 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i.imgur.com image 300x431]

Also, this: Goodbye, Harry!


Hah, owned by hotlink protection!
 
2014-02-03 11:51:54 AM

dittybopper: tommyl66: Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.

What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Plus, or minus?


Yeah.
 
2014-02-03 11:52:59 AM
Fry! Fry, wake up! It's me--Bigface!
 
2014-02-03 11:56:16 AM
And what about Beefsquatch?
 
2014-02-03 12:00:34 PM

tommyl66: dittybopper: tommyl66: Tom_Slick: Have you seen some of the woman from Maine? Easy mistake to make.

What's the difference between a moose yeti and a woman from Maine?

Twenty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Plus, or minus?

Yeah.


The shirt, or the pounds?
 
2014-02-03 12:01:43 PM
You just jelly
 
2014-02-03 12:03:51 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu:  

Meh, don't really see the resemblance. Maybe a little in the hips?


I wonder if they're bringing those back too. The Ice Warriors returned for an episode, so I don't see why not.
 
2014-02-03 12:13:07 PM
it was probably a tough call for the newsroom to go with this story or the one about the 12 year old who claims he has a girlfriend in Canada.  they probably realized other teenagers dont watch the news so they went with the story that had an actual audience.
 
2014-02-03 12:19:01 PM
I think subby just wrote a new Kardashian vehicle:  Sass-quatch!  See, they wander around the Maine woods being rude to the other animals.  I wouldn't watch it, but it's a good fit for them.
 
2014-02-03 12:21:01 PM
Maybe it was just a Phish concert letting out.


snowybunting: dittybopper: It wouldn't be a Yeti.  Yeti are native to the Imaginary Himalayas.

Maybe it was the sweet, sweet new Yeti 575.

[ep1.pinkbike.org image 800x530]


Want.
 
2014-02-03 12:21:07 PM
I bet she can climb the fark out of trees.

/Goony goo goo!
 
2014-02-03 12:24:21 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: And what about Beefsquatch?


Reminds me of Patten Oswalt's farksquatch bit.
 
2014-02-03 12:36:12 PM

vudukungfu: Windego?


Nope, it's Wendigo
 
2014-02-03 12:36:14 PM
I saw a sasquatch driving through the middle of nowhere in Mississippi at 3am.
 
2014-02-03 12:36:41 PM
The farking Kardashians, ugh, longest 15 minutes ever.
 
2014-02-03 12:36:43 PM
If they spelled her name with a K, fine... but why keep the h?!
 
2014-02-03 12:42:42 PM
Uh yup.  Downeast Maine, where the men are men and the women are Yeti.
 
2014-02-03 12:50:12 PM
What I really fear is the yetis of Rio.
 
2014-02-03 12:53:26 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I think subby just wrote a new Kardashian vehicle:  Sass-quatch!  See, they wander around the Maine woods being rude to the other animals.  I wouldn't watch it, but it's a good fit for them.


Dat-ass-Quatch?
 
2014-02-03 12:57:47 PM

Stephen_Falken: vudukungfu: Windego?

Nope, it's Wendigo


How do you spell it in Cree?
 
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