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(Daily Mail)   California chef David Viens reportedly killed and cooked his wife after she gave him the cold shoulder   ( divider line
    More: Sick, David Viens, Florida Gulf Coast, Anna Maria Island  
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13565 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2014 at 9:36 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 08:43:24 AM  
19 votes:
It's always romantic to make your wife a nice meal.
2014-02-03 10:51:15 AM  
3 votes:
He had his wife's name changed to Sue Vide.

Hard-boiled detective work solved this braisen murder.

The police didn't believe him because of his stock answers.

He finally broke under pressure and was reduced to tears.

I'm so glad the jury  rendered the correct verdict.
2014-02-03 09:38:06 AM  
3 votes:
Always gotta stay one step ahead of those foodies.
2014-02-03 12:09:55 PM  
2 votes:
I want my lady back, lady back, lady back, lady back ribs.  Chili's!!!
2014-02-03 10:53:30 AM  
2 votes:
The secret was in the sauce.
2014-02-03 10:13:40 AM  
2 votes:
Need to investigate the high turnover at Amy's Baking
2014-02-03 09:44:03 AM  
2 votes:
"Thyme, Thyme, Thyme see what's become of me," she reportedly sang from beyond the grave
2014-02-03 01:59:07 PM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Danger Mouse: Everything was cooked down except for the skull?  what about the other bones?  Wouldn't there be a full skeleton left?

He's got a biatchin' food processor.
2014-02-03 12:07:09 PM  
1 vote:

Loucifer: I hope he browned her first.

Makes you wonder: if they'd had kids, would he have braised them right?
2014-02-03 10:15:45 AM  
1 vote:
"What do you think is in the burgers?"

2014-02-03 10:08:10 AM  
1 vote:

You just have to know when to stop.
2014-02-03 10:05:36 AM  
1 vote:

ongbok: walktoanarcade: lelio: How does he only get 15 years for murder? Small time drug dealers get more.

She wasn't important enough.

Seems like the jury only convicted him of second degree murder because they didn't believe he meant to murder her.

I stand corrected then; the jury was comprised of nuts and dolts.
2014-02-03 10:04:30 AM  
1 vote:
He'll roast in hell for that.
2014-02-03 09:53:41 AM  
1 vote:
If he is convicted, will he work be in the prison kitchen?
2014-02-03 09:48:31 AM  
1 vote:

mayIFark: So, he basically warmed up the cold solder?

How else was he going to fix that broken capacitor in his desktop?
2014-02-03 09:42:51 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-03 09:40:35 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "'I just slowly cooked it and I ended up cooking her for four days,' Viens could be heard saying on the recording, according to the Los Angeles Times "

He of all people should know better.  It's only 20 minutes a pound.  That was way overdone.
2014-02-03 09:39:38 AM  
1 vote:
Served with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.
2014-02-03 09:39:05 AM  
1 vote:
I think I'd eat her, but, not in that particular way.
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