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(Daily Mail)   California chef David Viens reportedly killed and cooked his wife after she gave him the cold shoulder   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
    More: Sick, David Viens, Florida Gulf Coast, Anna Maria Island  
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13526 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2014 at 9:36 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-03 08:43:59 AM  
4 votes:
If you really want to get away with murdering your wife, reconsider your priorities.

Even assuming murder is 100% legal for you and no one will miss the person, it's still a lot of hard work and emotional shiat to go through when you could just divorce them and move on.
2014-02-03 09:52:31 AM  
3 votes:
How does he only get 15 years for murder? Small time drug dealers get more.
2014-02-03 11:17:39 AM  
2 votes:
Only fifteen years for 2nd degree murder? WTF was the judge/jury smoking?
2014-02-03 10:25:57 AM  
2 votes:
Saw this on 48hrs Saturday night. I honestly don't think he boiled his wife.  One, the cops interviewed him when he was whacked out on meds while in the hospital recovering from an 80ft fall.  Also, how would he be able to fit a 55g drum full on water and a grown woman on his resturant's stove and leave it there for 4 days while no-one noticed?

Did he kill her? Hell yah, but even the prosecutors quickly moved away from the "boiled her down to get rid of the body" theory.
2014-02-03 10:51:15 AM  
1 votes:
He had his wife's name changed to Sue Vide.

Hard-boiled detective work solved this braisen murder.

The police didn't believe him because of his stock answers.

He finally broke under pressure and was reduced to tears.

I'm so glad the jury  rendered the correct verdict.
2014-02-03 10:08:33 AM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Long pig.

Great. I can add "long pig" to the list of questionable Google searches that will be uncovered if I am ever under investigation for something.


If?
2014-02-03 09:53:59 AM  
1 votes:

lelio: How does he only get 15 years for murder? Small time drug dealers get more.


She wasn't important enough.
2014-02-03 09:47:26 AM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 335x475]


Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.
2014-02-03 09:42:51 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-03 09:38:06 AM  
1 votes:
Always gotta stay one step ahead of those foodies.
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-03 08:43:24 AM  
1 votes:
It's always romantic to make your wife a nice meal.
 
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