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(Daily Mail)   California chef David Viens reportedly killed and cooked his wife after she gave him the cold shoulder   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2014-02-03 11:24:47 AM
YOUR WIFE IS RAW
 
2014-02-03 11:25:36 AM

vpb: It's always romantic to make your wife a nice meal.


You bastage! I nearly choked on my coffee.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:15 AM
Everything was cooked down except for the skull?  what about the other bones?  Wouldn't there be a full skeleton left?
 
2014-02-03 11:32:20 AM

Danger Mouse: Everything was cooked down except for the skull?  what about the other bones?  Wouldn't there be a full skeleton left?


He's got a biatchin' food processor.
 
2014-02-03 11:56:25 AM

foo monkey: namegoeshere: Long pig.

Great. I can add "long pig" to the list of questionable Google searches that will be uncovered if I am ever under investigation for something.

If?


You can't prove anything.
 
2014-02-03 12:02:19 PM

namegoeshere: foo monkey: namegoeshere: Long pig.

Great. I can add "long pig" to the list of questionable Google searches that will be uncovered if I am ever under investigation for something.

If?

You can't prove anything.


No one iS saying Anyone can.
 
2014-02-03 12:03:08 PM
The arrest is for being a terrible chef. Boiling meat? Gag me.
 
2014-02-03 12:07:09 PM

Loucifer: I hope he browned her first.


Makes you wonder: if they'd had kids, would he have braised them right?
 
2014-02-03 12:09:55 PM
I want my lady back, lady back, lady back, lady back ribs.  Chili's!!!
 
2014-02-03 12:10:23 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Well she did look tasty.
 
2014-02-03 12:15:55 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: He had his wife's name changed to Sue Vide.

Hard-boiled detective work solved this braisen murder.

The police didn't believe him because of his stock answers.

He finally broke under pressure and was reduced to tears.

I'm so glad the jury  rendered the correct verdict.


I roue the day this ridiculous trend started.
 
2014-02-03 12:22:04 PM

LukeR: Saw this on 48hrs Saturday night. I honestly don't think he boiled his wife.  One, the cops interviewed him when he was whacked out on meds while in the hospital recovering from an 80ft fall.  Also, how would he be able to fit a 55g drum full on water and a grown woman on his resturant's stove and leave it there for 4 days while no-one noticed?

Did he kill her? Hell yah, but even the prosecutors quickly moved away from the "boiled her down to get rid of the body" theory.


Plus I am pretty sceptical that you would boil away all the bones except the skull.
 
2014-02-03 12:23:41 PM
For more fun reading check out the reviews on Yelp!
 
2014-02-03 12:33:09 PM
But a slow cooker can make the toughest meat tasty and tender. It's also great for simmering soups and stews.

And remember the case in (IIRC) Oklahoma where they guy cut up his wanted-to-be-ex-girlfriend and burned her body to ashes in grills on his balcony?

The starving kids in South Sudan would have loved to have some of that. Don't waste food!

Alternately, in California can't you rely on coyotes and other carnivorous wildlife to dispose of a carcass for you? For more effective feeding cut her in throwable pieces and toss her here and there: small meals get eaten entirely, as opposed to say a whole deer that leaves a lot left over.

If you must waste meat at least dissolve her in lye. It's cheaper and easier to get than the stuff Heisenberg used, but it might be better to smurf it instead of attracting suspicion buying a whole lot at once. You could even make it at home.
 
2014-02-03 12:33:40 PM
www.screeninsults.com
 
2014-02-03 01:07:45 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-02-03 01:31:38 PM
i215.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 01:45:14 PM

Lord Howard Hurtz: I want my lady back, lady back, lady back, lady back ribs.  Chili's!!!


You magnificent bastard.
 
2014-02-03 01:59:07 PM

dittybopper: Danger Mouse: Everything was cooked down except for the skull?  what about the other bones?  Wouldn't there be a full skeleton left?

He's got a biatchin' food processor.

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2014-02-03 02:35:50 PM

doglover: If you really want to get away with murdering your wife, reconsider your priorities.


Don't you think it's more likely that he killed her in the heat of the moment, and then rationality set in and he tried to cover it up?

/your understanding of how the human brain works seems...poor
 
2014-02-03 04:07:56 PM
i277.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2014-02-03 05:30:17 PM
I think i have seen his restaurant. It's got a barber shop over it, right
 
2014-02-03 07:32:20 PM
Was he left behind in China by his ship when he was younger?

Obscure?
 
2014-02-03 07:56:49 PM
Amateur. Now, Master Li Kao and Number Ten Ox? Yeah, they knew exactly how to get rid of a body...
 
2014-02-03 07:58:24 PM

Tigger: TheShavingofOccam123: He had his wife's name changed to Sue Vide.

Hard-boiled detective work solved this braisen murder.

The police didn't believe him because of his stock answers.

He finally broke under pressure and was reduced to tears.

I'm so glad the jury  rendered the correct verdict.

I roue the day this ridiculous trend started.


Sure, you could just sit there and stew, but I'd much rather chew the fat with this guy before rendering a decision.
 
2014-02-03 09:05:05 PM

baka-san: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 205x300]


I was waiting for someone to post that.  So you, me and... what, 4 other people have seen that movie?
 
2014-02-03 10:26:01 PM

FormlessOne: Amateur. Now, Master Li Kao and Number Ten Ox? Yeah, they knew exactly how to get rid of a body...


Amazing reference! Nobody ever seems to have read those books these days. That was to get rid of the body of the demonic snake catamite, right? In Eight Skilled Gentlemen?
 
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