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(Chicago Trib)   Car thief defeated by garage door   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-03 10:09:38 AM
He should have started the car and just waited there. The problem would have solved itself. One less jailbird we have to support.
 
2014-02-03 10:10:37 AM
Lolwut?
 
2014-02-03 10:21:08 AM

The_Knarf: Lolwut?


go start your car in the garage with the doors closed, then report back and tell us how it went.
We'll wait here.
 
2014-02-03 10:26:21 AM
they gonna fry Bacon.
 
2014-02-03 10:30:47 AM
Too stupid to live, and you're paying his room & board.

/You're welcome America
 
2014-02-03 10:41:43 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 10:48:46 AM
My house got broken into last week and the thieves couldnt figure out how to work my girlfriends keyless ignition to start her car so I'm getting a kick out these replies.
 
2014-02-03 10:58:54 AM
ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped ... stopped ... stopped ...
 
2014-02-03 11:30:26 AM
Give the guy a break.  They don't have garages in the 'jects, he never learned they had a manual release and could be raised by hand.

/bahaha
 
2014-02-03 11:53:22 AM
He could have just knocked the garage door down with the car to escape...

... but, I bet it was a manual shift.

Just gotta say it: "Another shiftless criminal!"

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2014-02-03 11:53:50 AM
What I don't get is why he was still just sitting there with his dick in his hand when the cops showed up. No attempt to even flee the garage?
 
2014-02-03 11:57:10 AM

ReverendJasen: Give the guy a break.  They don't have garages in the 'jects, he never learned they had a manual release and could be raised by hand.

/bahaha


...or that there aren't many garage doors you could just drive straight through if you don't care about what it does to the car, or the door.  Or perhaps he knows he is exactly as dumb as he is and that is just smart enough to know he'll get caught and he'd be ordered to repay the damage after he gets out of jail.
 
2014-02-03 12:28:24 PM
Sounds like an open and shut case.
 
2014-02-03 12:36:42 PM

Mentalpatient87: What I don't get is why he was still just sitting there with his dick in his hand when the cops showed up. No attempt to even flee the garage?


He was expecting the woman to come back and fark him after she turned the kerosene heater on.
 
2014-02-03 12:37:49 PM

VladTheEmailer: Mentalpatient87: What I don't get is why he was still just sitting there with his dick in his hand when the cops showed up. No attempt to even flee the garage?

He was expecting the woman to come back and fark him after she turned the kerosene heater on.


It made sense at the time....
 
2014-02-03 12:49:40 PM
Call in CSI, we got some DNA evidence right here.
 
2014-02-03 12:50:45 PM
It could have been worse, he could have been stuck there with the garage door open...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-03 12:57:55 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: It could have been worse, he could have been stuck there with the garage door open...

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Ugh! My grandfather had a '63 F-150 with a three-speed on the column.
That thing was a biatch to get used to when I was learning to drive.
 
2014-02-03 01:01:39 PM

give me doughnuts: The Irresponsible Captain: It could have been worse, he could have been stuck there with the garage door open...

[i.imgur.com image 478x362]


Ugh! My grandfather had a '63 F-150 with a three-speed on the column.
That thing was a biatch to get used to when I was learning to drive.


I had a '63 Pontiac Invader that had the 3-speed. Loved it. Do miss that car.
 
2014-02-03 01:06:17 PM
FTA:Police arrived and opened the garage door to find Bacon sitting in the driver's seat

Sounds like the police had a good start to their day.
 
2014-02-03 01:23:22 PM

Persnickety: ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped ... stopped ... stopped ...


Came to say this.
 
2014-02-03 03:30:48 PM

akya: FTA:Police arrived and opened the garage door to find Bacon sitting in the driver's seat

Sounds like the police had a good start to their day.


Bacon without doughnuts?

/Would make the day better.
 
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