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(Deadspin)   Yo, Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but 9/11 was an inside job   (deadspin.com) divider line 130
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2014-02-03 09:01:42 AM  
he's clearly studied it out
 
2014-02-03 09:03:48 AM  

mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid


Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too
 
2014-02-03 09:04:43 AM  

Tymast: Obama did  9/11 to distract us from Ben Ghazi giving obama's birth certififcate to Emelia Earheart for safe keeping!  STUDY IT OUT


I keep scrolling through yahell article comments waiting to find someone blaming it on Obama.  You know it will happen.
 
2014-02-03 09:05:40 AM  

HawgWild: Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???

LET'S ALL WRITE COMPLAINTS TO THE MODS IN AN ANGRY FASHION!


NOW LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS OVER THIS!

You have to wonder about security. This happened at one of the most secure sporting events ever (probably since they had so many black helicopters with contrails fly over). Amazing.
 
2014-02-03 09:07:13 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.


And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


OH Shut the Fark UP.....people like you biatch and whine about anything you pussy. It's their website. If they want to cross link it they can do whatever they want.
 
2014-02-03 09:18:19 AM  
I bet that guy burned some jet fuel with chicken wire and bricks and found the truth

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
2014-02-03 09:22:01 AM  

FLMountainMan: I forgot who I shamelessly copied these from, but it was a farker, probably pocketninja, and I found it so amusing I copied it into a doc I call "Other People's Stuff":


Thanks for posting that. I am so stealing it to use next time I conduct a seminar or lecture on conspiracy ideation. Absolutely brilliant.
 
2014-02-03 09:22:19 AM  

macross87: I thought 9/11 was caused by the shooters on the grassy knoll. Or was it Chaney on a bird hunt?


C'mon y'all, everybody know it was Obama that did 9/11.
 
2014-02-03 09:23:30 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


We just need to get a FWC thread cross-tabbed with politics.
 
2014-02-03 09:23:50 AM  
Well, I'm finally convinced.
 
2014-02-03 09:28:44 AM  
So what, even if it were true the American people wouldn't do anything about it.

/Just let it go.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:57 AM  

Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???


The funny rule is perpetrated by PEOPLE WITHIN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT
 
2014-02-03 09:37:46 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 09:38:38 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Tymast: Obama did  9/11 to distract us from Ben Ghazi giving obama's birth certififcate to Emelia Earheart for safe keeping!  STUDY IT OUT

I keep scrolling through yahell article comments waiting to find someone blaming it on Obama.  You know it will happen.


Obama did 9/11 to bamboozle Republicans into starting unpopular wars so he could snatch the whitehouse. This is what liberals are talking about when they brag about what a tell he is.
 
2014-02-03 09:40:46 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


Nice tantrum double-down, hoss.
 
2014-02-03 09:43:46 AM  

whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?


How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


/and a shiat kicking on live television would have been an added bonus
 
2014-02-03 09:50:57 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


That hasn't stopped Teabaggers in Congress from DERPing
 
2014-02-03 09:52:48 AM  
Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-03 09:52:55 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


Stadium employee.

He's since been arrested.
 
2014-02-03 09:53:07 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: HawgWild: Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???

LET'S ALL WRITE COMPLAINTS TO THE MODS IN AN ANGRY FASHION!

NOW LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS OVER THIS!

You have to wonder about security. This happened at one of the most secure sporting events ever (probably since they had so many black helicopters with contrails fly over). Amazing.


If you think about how many people are involved in putting together these big events--low level techs/grips/gophers/janitors/etc--it's totally possible that this crazy guy is (probably "was") an employee of the facility, or the wire-running guy for one of the news crews, or whatever, and saw this as his big chance to do something.
I used to work in night shift IT support with a guy who believed this kind of stuff--he would watch all the crazy videos he could in his cubicle and then try to talk to me about them.  He was generally an okay guy, and pretty fun to drink with, just way too into trying to find excitement and intrigue where there was none.  But if you stayed away from any of his pet conspiracy topics, you'd never know he was a little nutty, so the guy in the video could be the same way--some minor employee no one ever noticed before.
 
2014-02-03 09:53:44 AM  

borg: HawgWild: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

And let the ridicule ... BEGIN!

He'll be  a hero to the Alex Jones crowd


This man is now public enemy number one. I want all loyal soldiers of the Intergalactic Socialist Reptilian Republic to devote their utmost to tracking down this repressive reactionary immediately.
 
2014-02-03 09:56:58 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-03 10:00:17 AM  

hb0mb: I'm going to Army, Mother!



I saw this and chuckled.  It's a shame no one else did.
 
2014-02-03 10:02:21 AM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 10:21:03 AM  
Well, it wouldn't have been a true New York or New Jersey event without the "Crazy guy on the subway" demographic being represented.
 
2014-02-03 10:21:30 AM  

mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


OH Shut the Fark UP.....people like you biatch and whine about anything you pussy. It's their website. If they want to cross link it they can do whatever they want.


"We're secretly crossposted a volatile subject in the Politics Tab with one of the most popular annual sporting events in the Sports Tab. Let's see if anyone notices."
 
2014-02-03 10:24:24 AM  

So....

i328.photobucket.com

"STOP CROSSPOSTING IN TABS I DON'T LIKE!"

 
2014-02-03 10:38:00 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: "We're secretly crossposted a volatile subject in the Politics Tab with one of the most popular annual sporting events in the Sports Tab. Let's see if anyone notices."


If you will be so kind as to explain it to me like I'm five why it's volatile. I think of it as old news and a little boring. The strong reactions are funny even if I don't know why some people feel that way.

?:)
 
2014-02-03 10:42:20 AM  
Why isn't this cross-posted to the Entertainment tab?
 
2014-02-03 10:48:24 AM  

Print'sNotDead: macross87: I thought 9/11 was caused by the shooters on the grassy knoll. Or was it Chaney on a bird hunt?

C'mon y'all, everybody know it was Obama that did 9/11.


I never noticed it before:
Osama bin Laden
Obama, sin laden

So we see clearly, that all you need to do to believe that Ob/sama is the antichrist is to shuffle around some BS,

// or maybe he bears all of humanity's iniquities - he's laden with our sins?
 
2014-02-03 10:49:38 AM  
My favorite thing about the truthers I know is that they think Bush is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND functions just above mentally disabled.
 
2014-02-03 10:50:17 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I wonder how delusional you get at that point. I wonder if he thought "IF I CAN GET ON THAT CAMERA EVERYONE WILL SEE AND DEMAND IT BE INVESTIGATED!"


Reminds me of the group of guys in their late teens to early twenties who pooled their money together to buy pamphlets to hand out in front of the Atlanta branch of the Federal Reserve. They were sure once people read their pamphlets, the masses would rise up and demand the Fed be abolished. Instead they got to see their slick four color propaganda go into the nearest trash can about five seconds after thrusting them into the face of commuters trying to catch the bus back to the suburbs. I watched them for about half an hour. It was funny to see them getting more and more annoyed when no one cared about their pamphlets. It was like a seminar on aggressive body language.
 
2014-02-03 10:54:11 AM  
did the nazis burn the Reichstag to seize control?
that's what we're taught in highschool... so, maybe not so crazy.

/ if historical fact ... then it's a recent precedent
// Bush senior ... financier, etc
///false flag
//// three towers obviously demo'd...
//// BUT... superbowl press conf was ridiculous option
 
2014-02-03 10:59:29 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: My favorite thing about the truthers I know is that they think Bush is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND functions just above mentally disabled.


It is like the Teatards that claim Obama is an empty suit and at the same time he is orchestrating the destruction of America and was able to fool the entire U.S government and steal the election while being ineligible to be president.
 
2014-02-03 11:00:01 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Sporstball, serious business.


Sorry to interrupt your noble campaign of changing the world one Internet post at a time
 
2014-02-03 11:03:45 AM  

hermitage_deux: did the nazis burn the Reichstag to seize control?
that's what we're taught in highschool... so, maybe not so crazy.

/ if historical fact ... then it's a recent precedent
// Bush senior ... financier, etc
///false flag
//// three towers obviously demo'd...
//// BUT... superbowl press conf was ridiculous option


If you are actually serious I have a question.  Why can't truthers make their case in something that approaches plain English?
 
2014-02-03 11:08:33 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

With all the "most secure Superb Owl EVAH!" stories, I'm just shaking my head. Someone is going to get a paid vacation, while his/her subordinates will be feeling balls at airport security.



Unoriginal_Username: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


^^This^^  is exactly what I was thinking.
 
2014-02-03 11:10:55 AM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-03 11:11:42 AM  
/Yes, good enough for more than one thread!
 
2014-02-03 11:12:35 AM  
My truther coworker with the craziest conspiracy I've ever had the misfortune to learn about was talking about this this morning.

He said he was appalled that all the comments were so negative and how people really believe the government has nothing to do with 9/11.

He's already worked this incident into his conspiracy theory too.
 
2014-02-03 11:19:37 AM  

trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]



Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect
 
2014-02-03 11:26:40 AM  

IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-03 11:27:24 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect


Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?
 
2014-02-03 11:29:59 AM  

machoprogrammer: DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect

Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?


No. There were people who got out of the building before it collapsed. I would also include family members of those who died...unless you don't think they count.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:21 AM  
The Bush Administration wanted something to happen.  They, and PNAC (the neo-cons' organization) wanted a reason to invade Iraq, and stated it many times, and so everyone in the administration looked the other way after dismantling Clinton's anti-terror taskforce, and especially after the Presidential Daily Briefing saying an attack was eminent.

This is NOT the same as ordering, or planning, or in any way helping the hijackers, etc.  I firmly believe Rice and Cheney, and everyone involved, expected there to be a failed bombing, like the WTC had before, or probably just an on-the-ground plane hijacking.  This is why Rice said later, "No one could have imagined they would have flown planes into buildings," although there's a reason why the buildings at Davos have SAM batteries on the rooftops; the Administration was just willfully blind.

It got wildly out of control.  All signs point to a group that wanted something to happen, to help a president who was already getting unpopular, after a ludicrous election fiasco, and to help the foreign interests.  Look at Bush at the kindergarten when he's told what happens:  this is a man stunned at the enormity of the event, but not totally surprised that it happened.

That Bush catapulted this event into massive success, pushing his agenda in many, many ways, is subsidiary.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:43 AM  
 
2014-02-03 11:39:07 AM  

GanjSmokr: OtherLittleGuy: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

With all the "most secure Superb Owl EVAH!" stories, I'm just shaking my head. Someone is going to get a paid vacation, while his/her subordinates will be feeling balls at airport security.


Unoriginal_Username: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

How the hell did he get up there in the first place?

^^This^^  is exactly what I was thinking.


Maybe Pete Carroll invited him.
 
2014-02-03 11:47:07 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

Once someone has gone so far down the rabbit hole that they actually start to believe that kind of stuff it seems that their decision making skills are no longer grounded in reality.


so the coach believing it is ........ ?
 
2014-02-03 11:54:51 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.


Hey, your politics crap bleeds over into every other tab way too often. Maybe curb that shiat before you complain when other tabs bleed over into here.
 
2014-02-03 11:55:01 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: machoprogrammer: DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect

Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?

No. There were people who got out of the building before it collapsed. I would also include family members of those who died...unless you don't think they count.


Well, there is also a difference between "9/11 Commission Report may not be 100% correct" and "The government was behind 9/11".

Not to mention being at ground zero doesn't make one an expert on engineering to determine if it was an inside job (unless they saw something like a government agent planting bombs or whatever the fark they believe)
 
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