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(Deadspin)   Yo, Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith, I'm real happy for you, I'mma let you finish, but 9/11 was an inside job   (deadspin.com) divider line 130
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2014-02-03 12:07:49 AM  
My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?
 
2014-02-03 12:08:56 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


And let the ridicule ... BEGIN!
 
2014-02-03 12:12:05 AM  
Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?
 
2014-02-03 12:19:02 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


Once someone has gone so far down the rabbit hole that they actually start to believe that kind of stuff it seems that their decision making skills are no longer grounded in reality.
 
2014-02-03 12:26:13 AM  
OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.
 
2014-02-03 12:36:37 AM  
The football player gets patatoed by a Troofer.
 
2014-02-03 12:39:21 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


He doesn't care.  He got his message out and that's the only important thing.
 
2014-02-03 12:40:10 AM  
www.godlikeproductions.com

/srsly
 
2014-02-03 12:49:38 AM  

Bucky Katt: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

He doesn't care.  He got his message out and that's the only important thing.


I wonder how delusional you get at that point. I wonder if he thought "IF I CAN GET ON THAT CAMERA EVERYONE WILL SEE AND DEMAND IT BE INVESTIGATED!"
 
2014-02-03 12:54:18 AM  

mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.


GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T
 
2014-02-03 01:01:29 AM  

IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T


SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???
 
2014-02-03 01:07:31 AM  

Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???


LET'S ALL WRITE COMPLAINTS TO THE MODS IN AN ANGRY FASHION!
 
2014-02-03 01:21:22 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


Well, if anyone follows the link there about Pete Carroll and reads that too while they're at it, I reckon it will lead to Pete Carroll being ridiculed on the internet also.
 
2014-02-03 01:27:09 AM  
I'm going to Army, Mother!
 
2014-02-03 01:30:11 AM  

HawgWild: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

And let the ridicule ... BEGIN!


He'll be  a hero to the Alex Jones crowd
 
2014-02-03 02:27:36 AM  
Indeed.
 
2014-02-03 04:17:25 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


What the f*ck is the internet?
 
2014-02-03 05:07:36 AM  
The look on his face is priceless.

"Is this cracker serious"

I wish he would have knocked his teeth into next century.
 
2014-02-03 06:01:23 AM  
Nothing to see here. Move along.
i.imgur.com


/Job Creator.
 
2014-02-03 06:03:27 AM  
It's sad.. The security at the Super Bowl got as much airtime as the Super Bowl itself and we have wifi passwords in plain text broadcast and idiots getting arm and arm with players at a presser..  Way to go security theater..
 
2014-02-03 06:13:10 AM  
Wait . . . The guy may be on to something. Better investigate.
 
2014-02-03 06:27:46 AM  
...were there this many conspiracy nuts on the JFK assassination in April 1976?
 
2014-02-03 06:43:03 AM  

IlGreven: ...were there this many conspiracy nuts on the JFK assassination in April 1976?


Its too soon for 9/11. 50 years later we know Oswald did not shoot JFK.

Pats will win SB 50.
 
2014-02-03 06:44:02 AM  
What he should've said was "Investigate the Broncos" cuz their performance was an epic disaster so tragic it could only be perpetrated by players within their own side of the field.
 
2014-02-03 06:47:59 AM  
was looking for the full version came across this hilarious version.


http://www.frequency.com/video/you-see-this-new-england-truther/14743 0 980/-/5-12908354
 
2014-02-03 06:59:49 AM  
I've heard from more than one ex-truther that their belief in conspiracies came down when they stopped smoking pot, which was my one misgivving about legalization.

Now, the conspiracy to crimalize it in the first place, and the existence of for-profit prisons shows for even the sober man.
 
2014-02-03 07:07:54 AM  
Of course, this victory elevates Pete Carroll to the elite ranks of coaches, one of the all time best. Yet something about it just doesn't seem right. Even the margin of victory was simular to jimmy Johnson's. Not to mention it happened in New Jersey.
 
2014-02-03 07:08:52 AM  

Professor Farksworth: Bucky Katt: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

He doesn't care.  He got his message out and that's the only important thing.

I wonder how delusional you get at that point. I wonder if he thought "IF I CAN GET ON THAT CAMERA EVERYONE WILL SEE AND DEMAND IT BE INVESTIGATED!"



massive free publicity for the voices in his head is massive free publicity for the voices in his head.
 
2014-02-03 07:38:17 AM  

wildcardjack: I've heard from more than one ex-truther that their belief in conspiracies came down when they stopped smoking pot, which was my one misgivving about legalization.

Now, the conspiracy to crimalize it in the first place, and the existence of for-profit prisons shows for even the sober man.


But one can easily see the road that lead to criminalization and for profit prisons, it doesn't take some crazy secret shadow government for that stuff. Killing your own people in a secret plot that someone has yet to come out about, doesn't have such an obvious road.
 
2014-02-03 07:45:42 AM  
Obama did  9/11 to distract us from Ben Ghazi giving obama's birth certififcate to Emelia Earheart for safe keeping!  STUDY IT OUT
 
2014-02-03 07:50:58 AM  
He's right, ignoring the August 6, 2001 was an inside job.

//though, it kinda looked all sorta outside job too (see below)

cdn.stripersonline.com
 
2014-02-03 07:52:09 AM  
I thought 9/11 was caused by the shooters on the grassy knoll. Or was it Chaney on a bird hunt?
 
2014-02-03 07:58:14 AM  

wildcardjack: I've heard from more than one ex-truther that their belief in conspiracies came down when they stopped smoking pot, which was my one misgivving about legalization.

Now, the conspiracy to crimalize it in the first place, and the existence of for-profit prisons shows for even the sober man.


There's enough research to suggest the primary motivator for believing conspiracy theory claims is simple mistrust of authority. Though simple, it's often such a profound mistrust of authority that conspiracy theory adherents have been shown to believe in fictitious conspiracies (anything that isn't the "official" story, even if it's made up my researchers) or believe in mutually exclusive conspiracy theories (two separate conspiracies that both cannot be true at the same time, e.g., "Osama bin Laden was killed shortly after 9/11" and "Osama bin Laden is still alive" are likely to be believed by the same people, because both mean that the announcement of his death by Seal Team 6 was a lie). This is often why conspiracy theorists also tend towards believing in paranormal and pseudoscientific phenomena - the stereotypical protective tin foil hat, for example, but also more traditional paranormal and pseudoscience stuff like ghosts/spirits and creationism. They pretty much just believe the opposite of what authoritative sources say is more likely to be true, whether government (especially government) or academic or medical sources. At least, until an authoritative sources says something they agree with, often in direct contradiction to another authoritative sources (e.g., medical sources contradicting what government authorities say, or something).

To make the connection to smoking cannabis, there's two reasonable connections I can think of. One, there is a pretty well established link between ingesting cannabis and acute psychotic symptoms. I'm relatively sure they are short-term and only last for the duration you are high, and they aren't necessarily present in everyone who ingests cannabis, but some people are susceptible to experiencing psychotic symptoms as a result from ingesting cannabis. Two, considering the disproportionate stance by our government against cannabis - one that truly does not make scientific or medical sense nor is it a philosophically sound position (morally, ethically, rationally) or a sustainable position - it could just be another thing that helps prove to them how absolutely untrustworthy authority is.
 
2014-02-03 08:02:21 AM  
way to steal the kid's moment for your insanity, you farking fruit loop.
 
2014-02-03 08:06:25 AM  
My favorite sports interview interruption still has to be the bird man from the US Open a couple years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdGik4Cq2k
 
2014-02-03 08:21:11 AM  
All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.
 
2014-02-03 08:21:32 AM  

whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?


If that had been Ray Lewis being interrupted, he just may not have.
 
2014-02-03 08:23:04 AM  
Glad the average seattle man was represented at the game
 
2014-02-03 08:28:12 AM  
I love Malcolm Smith's reaction.

Dufuq?
 
2014-02-03 08:29:26 AM  
I forgot who I shamelessly copied these from, but it was a farker, probably pocketninja, and I found it so amusing I copied it into a doc I call "Other People's Stuff":

BUSH: So, what's the plan again?

CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.

RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.

CHENEY: No, Don, we won't.

RUMSFELD: We won't?

CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.

RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?

CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Don. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.

BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?

RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!

CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we just blow up the Towers. Clearly, we also need to shoot a missile at a small corner of the Pentagon to create a mightily underpublicized additional symbol of international terrorism -- and then, obviously, we need to fake a plane crash in the middle of farking nowhere in rural Pennsylvania.

RUMSFELD: Yeah, it goes without saying that the level of public outrage will not be sufficient without that crash in the middle of farking nowhere.

CHENEY: And the Pentagon crash -- we'll have to do it in broad daylight and say it was a plane, even though it'll really be a cruise missile.

BUSH: Wait, why do we have to use a missile?

CHENEY: Because it's much easier to shoot a missile and say it was a plane. It's not easy to steer a real passenger plane into the Pentagon. Planes are hard to come by.

BUSH: But aren't we using two planes for the Twin Towers?

CHENEY: Mr. President, you're missing the point. With the Pentagon, we use a missile, and say it was a plane.

BUSH: Right, but I'm saying, why don't we just use a plane and say it was a plane? We'll be doing that with the Twin Towers, right?

CHENEY: Right, but in this case, we use a missile. (Throws hands up in frustration) Don, can you help me out here?

RUMSFELD: Mr. President, in Washington, we use a missile because it's sneakier that way. Using an actual plane would be too obvious, even though we'll be doing just that in New York.

BUSH: Oh, OK.

RUMSFELD: The other good thing about saying that it was a passenger jet is that that way, we have to invent a few hundred fictional victims and account for a nonexistent missing crew and plane. It's always better when you leave more cover story to invent, more legwork to do and more possible holes to investigate. Doubt, legwork and possible exposure -- you can't pull off any good conspiracy without them.

BUSH: You guys are brilliant! Because if there's one thing about Americans -- they won't let a president go to war without a damn good reason. How could we ever get the media, the corporate world and our military to endorse an invasion of a secular Iraqi state unless we faked an attack against New York at the hands of a bunch of Saudi religious radicals? Why, they'd never buy it. Look at how hard it was to get us into Vietnam, Iraq the last time, Kosovo?

CHENEY: Like pulling teeth!

RUMSFELD: Well, I'm sold on the idea. Let's call the Joint Chiefs, the FAA, the New York and Washington, D.C., fire departments, Rudy Giuliani, all three networks, the families of a thousand fictional airline victims, MI5, the FBI, FEMA, the NYPD, Larry Eagleburger, Osama bin Laden, Noam Chomsky and the fifty thousand other people we'll need to pull this off. There isn't a moment to lose!

BUSH: Don't forget to call all of those Wall Street hotshots who donated $100 million to our last campaign. They'll be thrilled to know that we'll be targeting them for execution as part of our thousand-tentacled modern-day bonehead Reichstag scheme! After all, if we're going to make martyrs -- why not make them out of our campaign paymasters? shiat, didn't the Merrill Lynch guys say they needed a refurbishing in their New York offices?

RUMSFELD: Oh, they'll get a refurbishing, all right. Just in time for the "Big Wedding"!

ALL THREE: (cackling) Mwah-hah-hah!

 :
 
2014-02-03 08:31:08 AM  

mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.


Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.
 
2014-02-03 08:31:54 AM  
Sporstball, serious business.
 
2014-02-03 08:40:11 AM  

mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.


Lombardi Trophies Won: 21st Century:

Seattle Seahawks...1
Santa Clara 49ers.. 0
 
2014-02-03 08:41:58 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.


It's in the sports tab stupid
 
2014-02-03 08:42:03 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.


This is cross-posted in the Sports Tab.
 
2014-02-03 08:42:17 AM  
He was just asking questions.

I love look on Malcolm Smiths face. Kind of a combination of fear and confusion.
 
2014-02-03 08:48:48 AM  
9/11 truthers give the American government way more credit than it deserves.
 
2014-02-03 08:51:20 AM  

whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?


With all the "most secure Superb Owl EVAH!" stories, I'm just shaking my head. Someone is going to get a paid vacation, while his/her subordinates will be feeling balls at airport security.
 
2014-02-03 09:00:27 AM  

FLMountainMan: I forgot who I shamelessly copied these from, but it was a farker, probably pocketninja, and I found it so amusing I copied it into a doc I call "Other People's Stuff":

BUSH: So, what's the plan again?

CHENEY: Well, we need to invade Iraq and Afghanistan. So what we've decided to do is crash a whole bunch of remote-controlled planes into Wall Street and the Pentagon, say they're real hijacked commercial planes, and blame it on the towelheads; then we'll just blow up the buildings ourselves to make sure they actually fall down.

RUMSFELD: Right! And we'll make sure that some of the hijackers are agents of Saddam Hussein! That way we'll have no problem getting the public to buy the invasion.

CHENEY: No, Don, we won't.

RUMSFELD: We won't?

CHENEY: No, that's too obvious. We'll make the hijackers Al Qaeda and then just imply a connection to Iraq.

RUMSFELD: But if we're just making up the whole thing, why not just put Saddam's fingerprints on the attack?

CHENEY: (sighing) It just has to be this way, Don. Ups the ante, as it were. This way, we're not insulated if things go wrong in Iraq. Gives us incentive to get the invasion right the first time around.

BUSH: I'm a total idiot who can barely read, so I'll buy that. But I've got a question. Why do we need to crash planes into the Towers at all? Since everyone knows terrorists already tried to blow up that building complex from the ground up once, why don't we just blow it up like we plan to anyway, and blame the bombs on the terrorists?

RUMSFELD: Mr. President, you don't understand. It's much better to sneak into the buildings ourselves in the days before the attacks, plant the bombs and then make it look like it was exploding planes that brought the buildings down. That way, we involve more people in the plot, stand a much greater chance of being exposed and needlessly complicate everything!

CHENEY: Of course, just toppling the Twin Towers will never be enough. No one would give us the war mandate we need if we ...


I love that copypasta
 
2014-02-03 09:00:35 AM  
Well we had a good run, us folks in the government conspiracy labs. But after this guy blew our cover last night, we know it's time to throw in the towel. That was some fine detective work there and some damn good reporting too, I tip my hat to this gentleman. In the coming days you will all soon know exactly who was behind 9/11, why, and how Osama bin Laden is really just an elaborate Muppet created in the 70s. Jim Henson started the whole thing.
 
2014-02-03 09:01:42 AM  
he's clearly studied it out
 
2014-02-03 09:03:48 AM  

mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid


Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too
 
2014-02-03 09:04:43 AM  

Tymast: Obama did  9/11 to distract us from Ben Ghazi giving obama's birth certififcate to Emelia Earheart for safe keeping!  STUDY IT OUT


I keep scrolling through yahell article comments waiting to find someone blaming it on Obama.  You know it will happen.
 
2014-02-03 09:05:40 AM  

HawgWild: Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???

LET'S ALL WRITE COMPLAINTS TO THE MODS IN AN ANGRY FASHION!


NOW LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS OVER THIS!

You have to wonder about security. This happened at one of the most secure sporting events ever (probably since they had so many black helicopters with contrails fly over). Amazing.
 
2014-02-03 09:07:13 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.


And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


OH Shut the Fark UP.....people like you biatch and whine about anything you pussy. It's their website. If they want to cross link it they can do whatever they want.
 
2014-02-03 09:18:19 AM  
I bet that guy burned some jet fuel with chicken wire and bricks and found the truth

WAKE UP SHEEPLE
 
2014-02-03 09:22:01 AM  

FLMountainMan: I forgot who I shamelessly copied these from, but it was a farker, probably pocketninja, and I found it so amusing I copied it into a doc I call "Other People's Stuff":


Thanks for posting that. I am so stealing it to use next time I conduct a seminar or lecture on conspiracy ideation. Absolutely brilliant.
 
2014-02-03 09:22:19 AM  

macross87: I thought 9/11 was caused by the shooters on the grassy knoll. Or was it Chaney on a bird hunt?


C'mon y'all, everybody know it was Obama that did 9/11.
 
2014-02-03 09:23:30 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


We just need to get a FWC thread cross-tabbed with politics.
 
2014-02-03 09:23:50 AM  
Well, I'm finally convinced.
 
2014-02-03 09:28:44 AM  
So what, even if it were true the American people wouldn't do anything about it.

/Just let it go.
 
2014-02-03 09:36:57 AM  

Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???


The funny rule is perpetrated by PEOPLE WITHIN OUR OWN GOVERNMENT
 
2014-02-03 09:37:46 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-03 09:38:38 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Tymast: Obama did  9/11 to distract us from Ben Ghazi giving obama's birth certififcate to Emelia Earheart for safe keeping!  STUDY IT OUT

I keep scrolling through yahell article comments waiting to find someone blaming it on Obama.  You know it will happen.


Obama did 9/11 to bamboozle Republicans into starting unpopular wars so he could snatch the whitehouse. This is what liberals are talking about when they brag about what a tell he is.
 
2014-02-03 09:40:46 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


Nice tantrum double-down, hoss.
 
2014-02-03 09:43:46 AM  

whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?


How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


/and a shiat kicking on live television would have been an added bonus
 
2014-02-03 09:50:57 AM  

Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?


That hasn't stopped Teabaggers in Congress from DERPing
 
2014-02-03 09:52:48 AM  
Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-03 09:52:55 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


Stadium employee.

He's since been arrested.
 
2014-02-03 09:53:07 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: HawgWild: Di Atribe: IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T

SERIOUSLY WHY IS THIS A RULE???

LET'S ALL WRITE COMPLAINTS TO THE MODS IN AN ANGRY FASHION!

NOW LET'S NOT LOSE OUR HEADS OVER THIS!

You have to wonder about security. This happened at one of the most secure sporting events ever (probably since they had so many black helicopters with contrails fly over). Amazing.


If you think about how many people are involved in putting together these big events--low level techs/grips/gophers/janitors/etc--it's totally possible that this crazy guy is (probably "was") an employee of the facility, or the wire-running guy for one of the news crews, or whatever, and saw this as his big chance to do something.
I used to work in night shift IT support with a guy who believed this kind of stuff--he would watch all the crazy videos he could in his cubicle and then try to talk to me about them.  He was generally an okay guy, and pretty fun to drink with, just way too into trying to find excitement and intrigue where there was none.  But if you stayed away from any of his pet conspiracy topics, you'd never know he was a little nutty, so the guy in the video could be the same way--some minor employee no one ever noticed before.
 
2014-02-03 09:53:44 AM  

borg: HawgWild: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

And let the ridicule ... BEGIN!

He'll be  a hero to the Alex Jones crowd


This man is now public enemy number one. I want all loyal soldiers of the Intergalactic Socialist Reptilian Republic to devote their utmost to tracking down this repressive reactionary immediately.
 
2014-02-03 09:56:58 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-03 10:00:17 AM  

hb0mb: I'm going to Army, Mother!



I saw this and chuckled.  It's a shame no one else did.
 
2014-02-03 10:02:21 AM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 10:21:03 AM  
Well, it wouldn't have been a true New York or New Jersey event without the "Crazy guy on the subway" demographic being represented.
 
2014-02-03 10:21:30 AM  

mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


OH Shut the Fark UP.....people like you biatch and whine about anything you pussy. It's their website. If they want to cross link it they can do whatever they want.


"We're secretly crossposted a volatile subject in the Politics Tab with one of the most popular annual sporting events in the Sports Tab. Let's see if anyone notices."
 
2014-02-03 10:24:24 AM  

So....

i328.photobucket.com

"STOP CROSSPOSTING IN TABS I DON'T LIKE!"

 
2014-02-03 10:38:00 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: "We're secretly crossposted a volatile subject in the Politics Tab with one of the most popular annual sporting events in the Sports Tab. Let's see if anyone notices."


If you will be so kind as to explain it to me like I'm five why it's volatile. I think of it as old news and a little boring. The strong reactions are funny even if I don't know why some people feel that way.

?:)
 
2014-02-03 10:42:20 AM  
Why isn't this cross-posted to the Entertainment tab?
 
2014-02-03 10:48:24 AM  

Print'sNotDead: macross87: I thought 9/11 was caused by the shooters on the grassy knoll. Or was it Chaney on a bird hunt?

C'mon y'all, everybody know it was Obama that did 9/11.


I never noticed it before:
Osama bin Laden
Obama, sin laden

So we see clearly, that all you need to do to believe that Ob/sama is the antichrist is to shuffle around some BS,

// or maybe he bears all of humanity's iniquities - he's laden with our sins?
 
2014-02-03 10:49:38 AM  
My favorite thing about the truthers I know is that they think Bush is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND functions just above mentally disabled.
 
2014-02-03 10:50:17 AM  

Professor Farksworth: I wonder how delusional you get at that point. I wonder if he thought "IF I CAN GET ON THAT CAMERA EVERYONE WILL SEE AND DEMAND IT BE INVESTIGATED!"


Reminds me of the group of guys in their late teens to early twenties who pooled their money together to buy pamphlets to hand out in front of the Atlanta branch of the Federal Reserve. They were sure once people read their pamphlets, the masses would rise up and demand the Fed be abolished. Instead they got to see their slick four color propaganda go into the nearest trash can about five seconds after thrusting them into the face of commuters trying to catch the bus back to the suburbs. I watched them for about half an hour. It was funny to see them getting more and more annoyed when no one cared about their pamphlets. It was like a seminar on aggressive body language.
 
2014-02-03 10:54:11 AM  
did the nazis burn the Reichstag to seize control?
that's what we're taught in highschool... so, maybe not so crazy.

/ if historical fact ... then it's a recent precedent
// Bush senior ... financier, etc
///false flag
//// three towers obviously demo'd...
//// BUT... superbowl press conf was ridiculous option
 
2014-02-03 10:59:29 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: My favorite thing about the truthers I know is that they think Bush is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND functions just above mentally disabled.


It is like the Teatards that claim Obama is an empty suit and at the same time he is orchestrating the destruction of America and was able to fool the entire U.S government and steal the election while being ineligible to be president.
 
2014-02-03 11:00:01 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Sporstball, serious business.


Sorry to interrupt your noble campaign of changing the world one Internet post at a time
 
2014-02-03 11:03:45 AM  

hermitage_deux: did the nazis burn the Reichstag to seize control?
that's what we're taught in highschool... so, maybe not so crazy.

/ if historical fact ... then it's a recent precedent
// Bush senior ... financier, etc
///false flag
//// three towers obviously demo'd...
//// BUT... superbowl press conf was ridiculous option


If you are actually serious I have a question.  Why can't truthers make their case in something that approaches plain English?
 
2014-02-03 11:08:33 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

With all the "most secure Superb Owl EVAH!" stories, I'm just shaking my head. Someone is going to get a paid vacation, while his/her subordinates will be feeling balls at airport security.



Unoriginal_Username: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

How the hell did he get up there in the first place?


^^This^^  is exactly what I was thinking.
 
2014-02-03 11:10:55 AM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-02-03 11:11:42 AM  
/Yes, good enough for more than one thread!
 
2014-02-03 11:12:35 AM  
My truther coworker with the craziest conspiracy I've ever had the misfortune to learn about was talking about this this morning.

He said he was appalled that all the comments were so negative and how people really believe the government has nothing to do with 9/11.

He's already worked this incident into his conspiracy theory too.
 
2014-02-03 11:19:37 AM  

trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]



Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect
 
2014-02-03 11:26:40 AM  

IAmRight: mr_a: OTOH, I think that was the only guy to beat Smith all night.

GODDDAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO BE GREEN TO FUNNY THIS SH*T


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-03 11:27:24 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect


Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?
 
2014-02-03 11:29:59 AM  

machoprogrammer: DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect

Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?


No. There were people who got out of the building before it collapsed. I would also include family members of those who died...unless you don't think they count.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:21 AM  
The Bush Administration wanted something to happen.  They, and PNAC (the neo-cons' organization) wanted a reason to invade Iraq, and stated it many times, and so everyone in the administration looked the other way after dismantling Clinton's anti-terror taskforce, and especially after the Presidential Daily Briefing saying an attack was eminent.

This is NOT the same as ordering, or planning, or in any way helping the hijackers, etc.  I firmly believe Rice and Cheney, and everyone involved, expected there to be a failed bombing, like the WTC had before, or probably just an on-the-ground plane hijacking.  This is why Rice said later, "No one could have imagined they would have flown planes into buildings," although there's a reason why the buildings at Davos have SAM batteries on the rooftops; the Administration was just willfully blind.

It got wildly out of control.  All signs point to a group that wanted something to happen, to help a president who was already getting unpopular, after a ludicrous election fiasco, and to help the foreign interests.  Look at Bush at the kindergarten when he's told what happens:  this is a man stunned at the enormity of the event, but not totally surprised that it happened.

That Bush catapulted this event into massive success, pushing his agenda in many, many ways, is subsidiary.
 
2014-02-03 11:31:43 AM  
 
2014-02-03 11:39:07 AM  

GanjSmokr: OtherLittleGuy: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

With all the "most secure Superb Owl EVAH!" stories, I'm just shaking my head. Someone is going to get a paid vacation, while his/her subordinates will be feeling balls at airport security.


Unoriginal_Username: whooter: Better yet, how does dude manage to just walk away after that?

How the hell did he get up there in the first place?

^^This^^  is exactly what I was thinking.


Maybe Pete Carroll invited him.
 
2014-02-03 11:47:07 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

Once someone has gone so far down the rabbit hole that they actually start to believe that kind of stuff it seems that their decision making skills are no longer grounded in reality.


so the coach believing it is ........ ?
 
2014-02-03 11:54:51 AM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.


Hey, your politics crap bleeds over into every other tab way too often. Maybe curb that shiat before you complain when other tabs bleed over into here.
 
2014-02-03 11:55:01 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: machoprogrammer: DROxINxTHExWIND: trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?  You gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe their crap.

[images.sodahead.com image 350x262]


Wait. You're saying that every one of the victims of 9/11 believes the 9/11 Commission Report?

/Because that's incorrect

Aren't the victims of 9/11 not alive to believe the report?

No. There were people who got out of the building before it collapsed. I would also include family members of those who died...unless you don't think they count.


Well, there is also a difference between "9/11 Commission Report may not be 100% correct" and "The government was behind 9/11".

Not to mention being at ground zero doesn't make one an expert on engineering to determine if it was an inside job (unless they saw something like a government agent planting bombs or whatever the fark they believe)
 
2014-02-03 11:56:44 AM  
9/11 was part of a traffic study.
 
2014-02-03 11:59:22 AM  

ManateeGag: way to steal the kid's moment for your insanity, you farking fruit loop.


Whoa whoa whoa...he might be crazy, but we don't have to go around calling this asshat names.
 
2014-02-03 11:59:37 AM  

FatherChaos: Oh, those conspiracy nuts.  What kinds of crazy ideas do they have?


Well that's time of my life I'm never getting back.
 
2014-02-03 12:08:46 PM  

ongbok: DoBeDoBeDo: My favorite thing about the truthers I know is that they think Bush is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND functions just above mentally disabled.

It is like the Teatards that claim Obama is an empty suit and at the same time he is orchestrating the destruction of America and was able to fool the entire U.S government and steal the election while being ineligible to be president.


See I've not encountered this.  With Obama it's been all "He's the anti-christ who influences the weather, traffic patterns, mind control experiments, the size of the nuts on the dog I just lost $200 on at the track, my wife's lowered libido, my high blood pressure, the blister on my hand..............etc, etc, etc."

Actually I don't see how there are enough hours in the day for him to get around personally smiting every Teatard in existence.
 
2014-02-03 12:09:25 PM  

www.fatwallet.com

"Chris Christie is made from people!"

 
2014-02-03 12:14:08 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-03 12:21:55 PM  

hermitage_deux: //// three towers obviously demo'd...


Oh, you are a retard.
 
2014-02-03 12:38:50 PM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


Yeah, if there's one thing the Politics tab is known for, it's a total lack of irrelevant shiat.
 
2014-02-03 12:42:47 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Bucky Katt: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

He doesn't care.  He got his message out and that's the only important thing.

I wonder how delusional you get at that point. I wonder if he thought "IF I CAN GET ON THAT CAMERA EVERYONE WILL SEE AND DEMAND IT BE INVESTIGATED!"


Yes. People like this honestly believe they and their group are the only ones to see this and because the MEDIA does not seriously discuss it, if people see him they will demand answers.
 
2014-02-03 12:53:15 PM  
www.patentspostgrant.com

That's all we should say to this asshole.
 
2014-02-03 12:58:51 PM  

coeyagi: mentallo69: coeyagi: mentallo69: All you Seahawk haters!

Suck it, you guys talked shiat all week. There was nothing stopping these guys. That was the definition of spanking!
[ias4u-rppftbinc.netdna-ssl.com image 800x480]

49er fans......Cant wait to play you guys again. Seattle and San Fran are the two best teams in the NFL. Good Rivalry.

Take this sh*t to the Sports tab.  This has nothing to do with the Super Bowl and everything do with insufferable 9/11 truther asshats.

It's in the sports tab stupid

Hey stupid, then address the article, don't threadshiat or threadjack with irrelevant sh*t.  I am sure there is another thread where you can gloat.

And it was cross-tabbed (and it shouldn't have, because then we get idiots like you posting irrelevant sh*t, Thanks a lot, admins)

//glad to see Peyton choke too


You're not familiar with Deadspin, are you?  Also, you may have noticed that this happened at the POST SUPER BOWL PRESS CONFERENCE.

Nothing to do with the Super Bowl, indeed.  Idiot.
 
2014-02-03 12:59:25 PM  
I don't know about anyone else, but I think Malcolm Smith, who was totally awesome in the game was even more awesome after that incident. He paused, and then addressed the reporters, "You alright...everybody alright"? And then he looks after the guy with this little smile, like he's sort of admiring the guys moves.
 
2014-02-03 01:01:30 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [www.patentspostgrant.com image 480x360]

That's all we should say to this asshole.


So brave
 
2014-02-03 01:03:02 PM  
hermitage_deux:
//// three towers obviously demo'd...

World Trade Center 7?  Are you farking kidding me?

Another copypasta I saved from Fark, forget who the poster for this one was:

Bush: Alright, so we're having planes run into all the buildings, right?

Henchmen: Yep! Well,...no.

Bush: What do you mean?

Henchmen: Well, we thought that we'd go ahead and destroy WTC 7 inexplicably.

Bush: Wha...why? We're covering up all the other demolitions with plane crashes, why not WTC 7?

Henchmen: I can see your point, yes.

Bush: Well?

Henchmen: We're out of planes and hijackers, sir. Only four planes fly out of airports every day, and the hijackers we're using are the only 19 we could find. No other radical Muslims want to hurt America.

Bush: Well why not just leave WTC 7 alone then instead of creating needless questions from the media?

Henchmen: Because shut up, that's why.


/I'm the Shia Lebeouf of Fark
 
2014-02-03 01:06:49 PM  

hermitage_deux: did the nazis burn the Reichstag to seize control?
that's what we're taught in highschool... so, maybe not so crazy.

/ if historical fact ... then it's a recent precedent
// Bush senior ... financier, etc
///false flag
//// three towers obviously demo'd...
//// BUT... superbowl press conf was ridiculous option


See, this is the beauty of America. Even people that are complete idiots can express their opinions.
 
2014-02-03 01:33:40 PM  
DoBeDoBeDo:  Bush Cheney is both the master mind behind the greatest attack on American civilians ever AND Bush functions just above mentally disabled.

FTFY.

/wake up, goatple
 
2014-02-03 01:52:12 PM  

FLMountainMan: hermitage_deux:
//// three towers obviously demo'd...

World Trade Center 7?  Are you farking kidding me?

Another copypasta I saved from Fark, forget who the poster for this one was:

Bush: Alright, so we're having planes run into all the buildings, right?

Henchmen: Yep! Well,...no.

Bush: What do you mean?

Henchmen: Well, we thought that we'd go ahead and destroy WTC 7 inexplicably.

Bush: Wha...why? We're covering up all the other demolitions with plane crashes, why not WTC 7?

Henchmen: I can see your point, yes.

Bush: Well?

Henchmen: We're out of planes and hijackers, sir. Only four planes fly out of airports every day, and the hijackers we're using are the only 19 we could find. No other radical Muslims want to hurt America.

Bush: Well why not just leave WTC 7 alone then instead of creating needless questions from the media?

Henchmen: Because shut up, that's why.


/I'm the Shia Lebeouf of Fark


Maybe the plane that ended up in the field was meant to fly into WTC 7. Maybe it's Maybelline or Aliens.
 
2014-02-03 01:57:19 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Unoriginal_Username: How the hell did he get up there in the first place?

Stadium employee.

He's since been arrested.


So what you're saying is that it was an inside job, and now the authorities are engaged in efforts to keep him out of the public eye? I knew it!
 
2014-02-03 01:58:54 PM  
I hope he got beaten with batons after that.
 
2014-02-03 02:08:23 PM  
Since he was not born in the US, Obama has no authority to investigate 9/11 or any citizen for that matter.
 
2014-02-03 02:39:57 PM  

Bucky Katt: Professor Farksworth: My question is, does he think that will actually lead to anything but him being ridiculed by the internet?

He doesn't care.  He got his message out

attention for himself and that's the only important thing.

FTFY
 
2014-02-03 02:53:46 PM  

trucktrash: Ever notice that NOT ONE of the truthers were actually at Ground Zero or the Pentagon?


That's actually a very important point:  when 9/11 conspiracy theories first spread over the Internet, I noticed that a lot of the conspiracy theorists had huge misconceptions about the Pentagon, that could only come from never having been there.

For example, there was widespread disbelief that a plane could get anywhere near the Pentagon, despite being right next to a major airport.  There was also the belief that something very complicated and sinister happened at the site that was hidden from witnesses, even though there was a busy highway right in front of the Pentagon lawn.  Apparently a lot of truthers thought "The Pentagon" was something like a NORAD base deep in the mountains.

I also suspect that city people are less likely to believe the truther credo that collapsing buildings are supposed to teeter over like trees.  If skyscrapers are things that you see in cartoons or occasional field trips in 4th grade, maybe you can believe this; if you see their enormity on a daily basis, I think it's harder to buy that.
 
2014-02-03 03:48:44 PM  
Xcott:
I also suspect that city people are less likely to believe the truther credo that collapsing buildings are supposed to teeter over like trees.  If skyscrapers are things that you see in cartoons or occasional field trips in 4th grade, maybe you can believe this; if you see their enormity on a daily basis, I think it's harder to buy that.

Especially when they were actually designed to pancake into themselves if they did collapse (like most tall buildings).  OH MY GOD THEY WORKED AS DESIGNED! CONSPIRACY!
 
2014-02-03 03:55:20 PM  
i've spent all day trying to decode the illunanti half time show..man these triangles are tricky
 
2014-02-03 04:27:29 PM  

RandomExcess: Since he was not born in the US, Obama has no authority to investigate 9/11 or any citizen for that matter.


gifrific.com
 
2014-02-03 04:29:45 PM  
Boy, my confidence for Sochi security is running high right now!
 
2014-02-03 04:45:20 PM  

germ78: Boy, my confidence for Sochi security is running high right now!


Asshat just said he was going there. Most radio feedback was that they hope he does and Putin's goon's aren't as forgiving as Super Bowl security.
 
2014-02-03 05:06:58 PM  

hardinparamedic: The look on his face is priceless.

"Is this cracker serious"

I wish he would have knocked his teeth into next century.


That might have put an end to the Truther movement.
 
2014-02-03 07:49:53 PM  
Great...went to high school with this guy.  Always the quiet ones.
 
2014-02-03 09:57:58 PM  

FLMountainMan: I forgot who I shamelessly copied these from, but it was a farker, probably pocketninja, and I found it so amusing I copied it into a doc I call "Other People's Stuff":



A quick GIS indicates original was Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone Magazine
 
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