Strongbeerrules: Big deal. Try covering an open bar tab.
HawgWild: Huh. They're not fat ...
proteus_b: American bacon or Spanish bacon?
fusillade762: I thought Spanish bacon was pancetta?
fusillade762: Is the bouquet made of bacon, too?
Jim_Callahan: Well, the facetious "she comes second to bacon in my life" comments at the wedding don't bode well for the longevity of the marriage, but whatever they want to do, I guess.
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