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(Mirror.co.uk)   What's worse than being caught trying to have sex with a mannequin? Having the whole thing recorded on CCTV   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 82
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2014-02-02 08:24:16 PM  
This guy could be any Farker.
 
2014-02-02 08:50:59 PM  
He was just having the daily special.
 
2014-02-02 09:15:51 PM  

"Yeah? Was it good?"

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

 
2014-02-03 12:02:30 AM  
Wasn't there an 80's movie about this? Where a dude farked a mannequin and it came to life, and have birth to some evil possessed doll/human monster?
 
2014-02-03 12:03:13 AM  
Is he dressed as a nun??
 
2014-02-03 12:04:19 AM  
Having a DVD published with the whole recording?

... would it be better or worse if it becomes a popular DVD?
 
2014-02-03 12:04:33 AM  
Well, she didn't say no.
 
2014-02-03 12:05:58 AM  
In his defense.. Those things look pretty hot.. They even make them with nipples now.
 
2014-02-03 12:07:01 AM  
Real Dolls must be too expensive...
 
2014-02-03 12:08:58 AM  
Uh...that was a womannequin
 
2014-02-03 12:09:07 AM  
Wax On

Wax Off
 
2014-02-03 12:09:20 AM  
Being recorded on CCTV having sex with a mannequin while on fire would be worse I suppose.
Or a surprise rogering by an elephant would be worse yet.
The list goes on.
 
2014-02-03 12:10:32 AM  
What's worse?
Getting turned down...
Not able to perform..

I could go on
 
2014-02-03 12:12:56 AM  
FAKE! He didn't even go for the mannequin's ass, and she had a fine ass.
 
2014-02-03 12:13:16 AM  
More importantly, is there any advice the accused could give as to logistics?
 
2014-02-03 12:14:33 AM  
Coke must be so proud.
 
2014-02-03 12:14:39 AM  
She was asking for it.
 
2014-02-03 12:15:15 AM  
The mannequin will now have to be put down.
 
2014-02-03 12:15:39 AM  
Trying? I thought it was a " do or do not" sort of thing.
 
2014-02-03 12:15:48 AM  

Kyoki: She was asking for it.


But it shut down
 
2014-02-03 12:17:17 AM  
Still, could be worse:

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2014-02-03 12:19:43 AM  
Just watched the video. He didn't have sex with the mannequin, he masturbated to it. Big difference, Submitter.
/It was oddball to watch either way.
 
2014-02-03 12:20:30 AM  
Not just any mannequin, a Brazilian mannequin.
 
2014-02-03 12:21:37 AM  
"If such an individual is capable of committing an act like this, imagine if he broke into a house? He could do the same with a helpless person,"

If jerking off on a mannequin leads to rape we're all in trouble.


NoahFenze: In his defense.. Those things look pretty hot.. They even make them with nipples now.


And bush, too.
 
2014-02-03 12:22:23 AM  
the dick-splinters don't help.

/I really should stop boning old-timey mannequins
 
2014-02-03 12:25:14 AM  

Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...


i hear they start at $5k
 
2014-02-03 12:25:24 AM  
Oh, the headline was meant literally. I thought Kanye and Kim leaked a sex tape.
 
2014-02-03 12:25:30 AM  

C18H27NO3: Just watched the video. He didn't have sex with the mannequin, he masturbated to it. Big difference, Submitter.
/It was oddball to watch either way.


Alright, I ain't gonna watch it but I'm still a bit curious so maybe you can answer a question: was it one of those newfangled mannequins with the tattoos and pubes?
 
2014-02-03 12:25:44 AM  
Sad thing is, "she" was probably more energetic than my last girlfriend.
 
2014-02-03 12:29:12 AM  

fusillade762: "If such an individual is capable of committing an act like this, imagine if he broke into a house? He could do the same with a helpless person,"

If jerking off on a mannequin leads to rape we're all in trouble.


NoahFenze: In his defense.. Those things look pretty hot.. They even make them with nipples now.

And bush, too.


Not in this case...the mannequin was Brazilian.
 
2014-02-03 12:30:58 AM  

gnosis301: He was just having the daily special.


Don't you mean today's special?
 
2014-02-03 12:31:25 AM  

burdock: C18H27NO3: Just watched the video. He didn't have sex with the mannequin, he masturbated to it. Big difference, Submitter.
/It was oddball to watch either way.

Alright, I ain't gonna watch it but I'm still a bit curious so maybe you can answer a question: was it one of those newfangled mannequins with the tattoos and pubes?


Nope. Old-style. With no legs or head.
 
2014-02-03 12:34:42 AM  
But at night she turns into a real girl
 
2014-02-03 12:39:34 AM  
I agree, having Chinese news record it would be pretty embarrassing.

/http://english.cntv.cn/01/index.shtml
 
2014-02-03 12:40:06 AM  

25.media.tumblr.com


At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

 
2014-02-03 12:42:17 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k


Just ask kwame
 
2014-02-03 12:45:22 AM  
www.tacomaworld.com

Apparently even blow up sex dolls won't put out for broke guys.
 
2014-02-03 12:47:58 AM  
Now I have that crappy song stuck in my head.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Modmins! Make it stop!

Bubblegum Grace Slick is making me sick.
 
2014-02-03 12:48:05 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k


That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.
 
2014-02-03 12:59:33 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: This guy could be any Farker.


He probably is.
 
2014-02-03 01:02:18 AM  

DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.


That would be really pathetic. Ewww.
 
2014-02-03 01:07:37 AM  
"You are one. Sick. Puppy."
 
2014-02-03 01:13:27 AM  

C18H27NO3: Or a surprise rogering by an elephant would be worse yet.


Lets find out.

Perhaps NSFW somewhere


Does seem worse.

/I wonder if Tosh would offer him a web redemption.
 
2014-02-03 01:15:20 AM  

DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.


Back when I first heard about Real Dolls, like 15 years ago (There was an EQ one made to look like a Dark Elf) I read up extensively on them, just in morbid fascination. There was a site where RDs had been severely damaged in their farkery, and there was a RD "doctor" who not only fixed them, but also took pics of him performing the "surgeries". There was also a secondary market for them, which I guess makes sense in that they're $5k and I've bought/sold used fetish wear that can be cleaned (latex outfit pieces) but I don't even think I could buy a used Sybian. There's just a squick factor there.
 
2014-02-03 01:24:26 AM  
Why did they pixelate the bottom half of the mannequin? Why is the guy robbing the mall wandering around naked? Why did he take look back at he mannequin after tying his bandanna?

This is like some bad student film...
 
2014-02-03 01:24:55 AM  
I read the article, and I didn't read the posts from you fools.

I was a young lad and I used to fantasize about breaking in and touching the mann...manee. manekins.

They had one that was posed all layed out on her side! I was 13!

 My superpower would be to freeze time. So I could touch people.  That's what I used to think.

Then I grew up and didn't turn into Dahmer who basically tried to create zombies so he could do his thing while they were alive but unmoving.

Sex...it drives people nuts.  Most of these kinda men don't realize, they can get laid!!. If I can do it, so can they!  Then again I've been left empty so many times because I think they just like my dick and face.

I've had too much, pay no attention.
 
2014-02-03 01:25:47 AM  
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2014-02-03 01:28:04 AM  

Lady Indica: DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.

Back when I first heard about Real Dolls, like 15 years ago (There was an EQ one made to look like a Dark Elf) I read up extensively on them, just in morbid fascination. There was a site where RDs had been severely damaged in their farkery, and there was a RD "doctor" who not only fixed them, but also took pics of him performing the "surgeries". There was also a secondary market for them, which I guess makes sense in that they're $5k and I've bought/sold used fetish wear that can be cleaned (latex outfit pieces) but I don't even think I could buy a used Sybian. There's just a squick factor there.


"Squick"

Thank you for that word.
 
2014-02-03 01:31:04 AM  

Lady Indica: DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.

Back when I first heard about Real Dolls, like 15 years ago (There was an EQ one made to look like a Dark Elf) I read up extensively on them, just in morbid fascination. There was a site where RDs had been severely damaged in their farkery, and there was a RD "doctor" who not only fixed them, but also took pics of him performing the "surgeries". There was also a secondary market for them, which I guess makes sense in that they're $5k and I've bought/sold used fetish wear that can be cleaned (latex outfit pieces) but I don't even think I could buy a used Sybian. There's just a squick factor there.


Much cheaper to buy a used orbital sander and some tubing.
 
2014-02-03 01:32:29 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: Lady Indica: DreamSnipers: some_beer_drinker: Paris1127: Real Dolls must be too expensive...

i hear they start at $5k

That is a lot of money, but he maybe he could have gone to a garage sale or flea market and picked up a used one.

Back when I first heard about Real Dolls, like 15 years ago (There was an EQ one made to look like a Dark Elf) I read up extensively on them, just in morbid fascination. There was a site where RDs had been severely damaged in their farkery, and there was a RD "doctor" who not only fixed them, but also took pics of him performing the "surgeries". There was also a secondary market for them, which I guess makes sense in that they're $5k and I've bought/sold used fetish wear that can be cleaned (latex outfit pieces) but I don't even think I could buy a used Sybian. There's just a squick factor there.

"Squick"

Thank you for that word.


There is this place called tvtropes and it will ruin your life.
 
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