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2014-02-02 11:40:19 PM  
Ye olde giggity
 
2014-02-03 12:09:54 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?
 
2014-02-03 01:05:41 AM  
Q: Who said history was boring?

A: Pathetic losers who don't know any better.
 
2014-02-03 03:17:18 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that Ben Franklin?
 
2014-02-03 03:20:30 AM  
img.photobucket.com

She's faking it.
 
2014-02-03 03:22:18 AM  
As a dude, I certainly can fap to this.
 
2014-02-03 03:31:39 AM  

fusillade762: What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?


Giggitus giggitus!
 
2014-02-03 03:34:04 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Pornographic tiles?
 
2014-02-03 03:35:42 AM  
Hmm. Those look like they were made from molds - and if they weren't one-offs, there might be more of them somewhere.
A pretty exciting find - too bad prudery ever got involved. It's painful to think about all the great art that has been lost because some asshole thought it was "dirty", or somehow offensive to their deity.
 
2014-02-03 03:37:02 AM  
I ſhall not deny that I have, on ſundry Occasions, reſorted to ſuch erotick Gravures, and ſpent myſelf into Diſsolution whilſt gazing upon them. Yet let Gentle-Men of Reaſon bear Witneſs to the poor Phyſick of theſe Wretches. E'en the moſte ſcandalous of Charing-Cross Harlots hath not the titanick Boſoms here depicted, yet i'truth one may perceive that the Models from which the Artiſt hath made his Work do want of ſuſtenance. Would that my Lord Admiral Sir Edward Montagu might bring them the Victuals that bear his goodly name; then might we ſee a great Improvement in their Pallor and Humours. What Sport then, O my Gentles! Alack, for this better Claſs of French Portrait, one muſt part with a Groat or two, and I have made a Promiſe to myſelf that I ſhall not again add the ſin of Waſtefulneſs to the Crime of Onan.
 
2014-02-03 03:37:09 AM  
'Erotic material - such as these relief tiles - was widely available in the 18th century ....

New band Erotic Relief Tiles: singer needed.  Ronny James Dioish but sassier
 
2014-02-03 03:43:23 AM  

semiotix: I ſhall not deny that I have, on ſundry Occasions, reſorted to ſuch erotick Gravures, and ſpent myſelf into Diſsolution whilſt gazing upon them. Yet let Gentle-Men of Reaſon bear Witneſs to the poor Phyſick of theſe Wretches. E'en the moſte ſcandalous of Charing-Cross Harlots hath not the titanick Boſoms here depicted, yet i'truth one may perceive that the Models from which the Artiſt hath made his Work do want of ſuſtenance. Would that my Lord Admiral Sir Edward Montagu might bring them the Victuals that bear his goodly name; then might we ſee a great Improvement in their Pallor and Humours. What Sport then, O my Gentles! Alack, for this better Claſs of French Portrait, one muſt part with a Groat or two, and I have made a Promiſe to myſelf that I ſhall not again add the ſin of Waſtefulneſs to the Crime of Onan.


-John Handcock
 
2014-02-03 03:44:28 AM  
I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?
 
2014-02-03 03:52:21 AM  

Weatherkiss: [img.photobucket.com image 293x632]

She's faking it.


LOL
 
2014-02-03 03:52:58 AM  

maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?


bvggering?
 
2014-02-03 03:53:58 AM  

maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?



Well, I think we see what we want to see.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-03 04:05:03 AM  
Reginald, you swore that you would destroy the tiles, upon my passing!
 
2014-02-03 04:05:43 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Mom, if you did tile shiza porn you'd...you'd tell me, right?"
 
2014-02-03 04:07:46 AM  
Also, weird sex stories trifecta in effect in record time. Way to go, subbies.
 
2014-02-03 04:29:42 AM  

electricjebus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x859]

Is that Ben Franklin?


The giver or the receiver?
 
2014-02-03 04:34:24 AM  
'Ye me so olde hornie

/ye fooled for me lack of tongue
//no hable englis?
 
2014-02-03 04:43:14 AM  

TomD9938: maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?


Well, I think we see what we want to see.

NTTAWWT


I thought the Rorschach test was invented in the twentieth century...
 
2014-02-03 04:46:44 AM  

maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?


I don't know about that but whatever is going on they seem to be way out of alignment, unless nipple sex was a thing back then.
 
2014-02-03 04:49:01 AM  
www.blakeneymanor.com

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn."
 
2014-02-03 04:50:00 AM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2014-02-03 05:09:06 AM  

thisispete: [www.blakeneymanor.com image 520x352]

"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally I'd mud wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn."


I'd love to see what Baldrick/Tony Robinson & crew on Time Team would make of something like this.
 
2014-02-03 05:15:14 AM  

electricjebus: Is that Ben Franklin?


Hah!
I had the same reaction.
The one on all fours is probably his slave.

(He was the one with a slave, right, or am I thinking of the president?)

Also, I clicked this thread wondering if it is going to be French postcards or caveman drawings.
 
2014-02-03 05:45:12 AM  

maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?


Except for the boobs on the receiver. . .
 
2014-02-03 06:00:15 AM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?


After much inspection, it looks like that is what that is. It was super confusing to me, until I realized the figure on the bottom was supposed to be the male,and the one in the basket, female. Then I was just regular confused. I did not think the 18th century had a sex position I didn't know about but lo, there it is. The one where you put your woman in a basket with a hole cut in the bottom and then you put it up on some kind of pulley thingy and then you manually lower her up and down on your penis. Or at least....I think that's what's happening.

The real question is why. Is this what people actually did, to somehow make sure the woman wasn't in control of the sex (riding the man) despite being on top, or was this supposed to be a visual joke? I don't get it.
 
2014-02-03 06:16:42 AM  
sp2.yimg.com
 
2014-02-03 06:17:11 AM  
I, Sir, will be in my hammock....
 
2014-02-03 06:22:14 AM  

ambercat: fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?

After much inspection, it looks like that is what that is. It was super confusing to me, until I realized the figure on the bottom was supposed to be the male,and the one in the basket, female. Then I was just regular confused. I did not think the 18th century had a sex position I didn't know about but lo, there it is. The one where you put your woman in a basket with a hole cut in the bottom and then you put it up on some kind of pulley thingy and then you manually lower her up and down on your penis. Or at least....I think that's what's happening.

The real question is why. Is this what people actually did, to somehow make sure the woman wasn't in control of the sex (riding the man) despite being on top, or was this supposed to be a visual joke? I don't get it.


Not sure where the confusion stems from. Looking at the pic I immediately thought of a Vietnamese spin-fark chair.
/yes I know the pics don't represent Vietnamese people.
/no I don't know where or when I initially came to know of the VSFC. I think it may have actually been a comedian that mentioned it in a routine, I don't remember.
 
2014-02-03 06:25:58 AM  
www.sheelanagig.org

This shiat's been around for over a millennium. Sheila na gig
 
2014-02-03 06:27:34 AM  

Cormee: [www.sheelanagig.org image 300x398]

This shiat's been around for over a millennium. Sheila na gig


wowza, ET porn
 
Rat
2014-02-03 06:42:08 AM  
The irony here is that I'm downloading all those tiles on a 103A 300-bit/s modem.

© oh wait, I think I see a boobie
 
2014-02-03 06:54:23 AM  
Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.
 
2014-02-03 06:56:51 AM  

Rat: The irony here is that I'm downloading all those tiles on a 103A 300-bit/s modem.

© oh wait, I think I see a boobie


Sorry, it's the top of some guys bald head.
/I've seen that one
 
2014-02-03 07:16:43 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.


I remember reading something about Pompii that when they found anything sexual they would hide it or cover it up so as not to offend the tourists. Recently I saw something on the digs there and now they show it all. Good to see they are not as prudy anymore.
 
2014-02-03 07:18:14 AM  

semiotix: I ſhall not deny that I have, on ſundry Occasions, reſorted to ſuch erotick Gravures, and ſpent myſelf into Diſsolution whilſt gazing upon them. Yet let Gentle-Men of Reaſon bear Witneſs to the poor Phyſick of theſe Wretches. E'en the moſte ſcandalous of Charing-Cross Harlots hath not the titanick Boſoms here depicted, yet i'truth one may perceive that the Models from which the Artiſt hath made his Work do want of ſuſtenance. Would that my Lord Admiral Sir Edward Montagu might bring them the Victuals that bear his goodly name; then might we ſee a great Improvement in their Pallor and Humours. What Sport then, O my Gentles! Alack, for this better Claſs of French Portrait, one muſt part with a Groat or two, and I have made a Promiſe to myſelf that I ſhall not again add the ſin of Waſtefulneſs to the Crime of Onan.


I regret that I have but one internets to give you for this masterpiece.
 
2014-02-03 07:26:24 AM  

electricjebus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x859]

Is that Ben Franklin?


Ben Franklin with the kite getting over with the queen
 
2014-02-03 07:30:13 AM  
There's a temple in north India that makes this stuff look like a Shannon Tweed flick.
 
2014-02-03 07:34:23 AM  

groppet: kling_klang_bed: Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.

I remember reading something about Pompii that when they found anything sexual they would hide it or cover it up so as not to offend the tourists. Recently I saw something on the digs there and now they show it all. Good to see they are not as prudy anymore.


Hell, look no further than:

2.bp.blogspot.com

Not the high-powered sex guide like alot of groups would have you believe, but it was porno for it's day. The really old texts
 
2014-02-03 07:37:12 AM  

groppet: kling_klang_bed: Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.

I remember reading something about Pompii that when they found anything sexual they would hide it or cover it up so as not to offend the tourists. Recently I saw something on the digs there and now they show it all. Good to see they are not as prudy anymore.


*the really old texts on yoga re just as extreme for it's time. Yoga was founded by a rogue sex cult, after all*

(sorry about the gaff on the last post. That's what you get with Windows 8 on a laptop!)
 
2014-02-03 08:19:54 AM  
How do you spell "DROPPING LOADS!!!!" In hieroglyphics?
 
2014-02-03 08:28:29 AM  

kling_klang_bed: groppet: kling_klang_bed: Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.

I remember reading something about Pompii that when they found anything sexual they would hide it or cover it up so as not to offend the tourists. Recently I saw something on the digs there and now they show it all. Good to see they are not as prudy anymore.

Hell, look no further than:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 324x376]

Not the high-powered sex guide like alot of groups would have you believe, but it was porno for it's day. The really old texts


From the Kama Sutra, a woman may learn the secrets of forever holding a man's love.
Just let him try and extricate himself from some of those positions.
 
2014-02-03 08:32:51 AM  
Ah yes. Before Queen Victoria made sex and nudity a bad thing. For all our dislike of things Europe, the US has taken that view and held onto it for all its worth.
 
2014-02-03 08:36:32 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Ah yes. Before Queen Victoria made sex and nudity a bad thing. For all our dislike of things Europe, the US has taken that view and held onto it for all its worth.


What's funny is that she and Albert had to have been getting funky a LOT.
 
2014-02-03 08:39:10 AM  

jso2897: kling_klang_bed: groppet: kling_klang_bed: Eh, check out old Japanese, Indian and Roman erotic art. The Brits were tame in comparison, and probably were too afraid to showcase the titanic ding dongs of the Africans, Irish or Scots back in the day.

I remember reading something about Pompii that when they found anything sexual they would hide it or cover it up so as not to offend the tourists. Recently I saw something on the digs there and now they show it all. Good to see they are not as prudy anymore.

Hell, look no further than:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 324x376]

Not the high-powered sex guide like alot of groups would have you believe, but it was porno for it's day. The really old texts

From the Kama Sutra, a woman may learn the secrets of forever holding a man's love.
Just let him try and extricate himself from some of those positions.


Lol! There's also the 'ananga ranga' part in there, telling you how to steal a man's wife. Thing is, it also warns you that you may well get fitted with 400 pounds of pine for even trying to do that.
 
2014-02-03 08:42:24 AM  
NSFIS = "Not safe for indentured servitude."
 
2014-02-03 08:44:40 AM  

Cormee: [www.sheelanagig.org image 300x398]

This shiat's been around for over a millennium. Sheila na gig


ye olde goatse
 
2014-02-03 08:49:04 AM  

H31N0US: There's a temple in north India that makes this stuff look like a Shannon Tweed flick.


Seconded. Bonus: All the women are stacked beyond Russ Myer's wildest dreams instead of this stuffy "any more than a handful is wasted" crap.
 
2014-02-03 08:56:49 AM  

electricjebus: Is that Ben Franklin?


No, its the HA HA guy before he died of the clap.
 
2014-02-03 08:56:52 AM  
There was like 5 dive bars I used to go to that had smutty tiles in the john. Mostly 50's pinups and shiat. This is surprising only to Bubble Children
 
2014-02-03 08:56:53 AM  

HairyNevus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x692]

"Mom, if you did tile shiza porn you'd...you'd tell me, right?"


A Kensington Steamer?
 
2014-02-03 09:00:49 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: How do you spell "DROPPING LOADS!!!!" In hieroglyphics?



You figure it out:

www.ehabweb.net
 
2014-02-03 09:10:36 AM  
The British are coming!
 
2014-02-03 10:11:47 AM  

electricjebus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x859]

Is that Ben Franklin?


More like Ben Dover!
 
2014-02-03 10:15:51 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: How do you spell "DROPPING LOADS!!!!" In hieroglyphics?



I believe it is "H S TT" in english, but works better written in the original egyptian:
                www.mummies2pyramids.info
               www.clipartpal.com

www.mummies2pyramids.infowww.mummies2pyramids.info
 
2014-02-03 10:49:36 AM  
Erotica? "The Lusty Turk", "Two Circus Virgins on Bareback" and a "Hysteria Machine"
 
2014-02-03 11:03:54 AM  
 
2014-02-03 11:13:53 AM  
Like scenes from the Lusty Argonian.
 
2014-02-03 11:36:46 AM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?


That's a wench and basket mechanism.
 
2014-02-03 11:37:22 AM  
Some related reading material:

http://www.librito.de/librito-ebooks/lit/cleland_fanny-hill.pdf

"But I soon had my eyes called off by a more striking object, that entirely engross'd them.
Her sturdy stallion had now unbutton'd, and produced naked, stiff, and erect, that wonderful machine, which I had never
seen before, and which, for the interest my own seat of pleasure began to take furiously in it, I star'd at with all the eyes I had:
however, my senses were too much flurried, too much concenter'd in that now burning spot of mine, to observe any thing more
than in general the make and turn of that instrument, from which the instinct of nature, yet more than all I had heard of it, now
strongly informed me I was to expect that supreme pleasure which she had placed in the meeting of those parts so admirably
fitted for each other."

Yowza, sirrah.
 
2014-02-03 11:55:46 AM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: How do you spell "DROPPING LOADS!!!!" In hieroglyphics?


Right into that bowl of eggnog.
 
2014-02-03 12:26:08 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?


It's 'wench' not 'winch'.
 
2014-02-03 12:31:36 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

What the hell is going on in this one? Are they using some kind of winch and basket mechanism?


I've seen this one. You suspend the woman in a net or basket, then lay down under. Then pulling the rope you move her up and down.
 
2014-02-03 01:04:01 PM  
What?  No HA-HA guy?

C'mon Farkers!
 
2014-02-03 01:05:54 PM  
That's the way I wanna go!
 
2014-02-03 01:38:04 PM  
img.fark.net

Yon Arse.
 
2014-02-03 02:55:05 PM  

Prof. Frink: maram500: I swear that last tile looks like two dudes getting their buggering on. I know I'm not alone in that interpretation, right?

bvggering?


Nice try, but it's only in Latin inscriptions where a "v" is carved in place of a "u".
 
2014-02-03 03:34:02 PM  
Great. Lithographs of fat people having sex.
 
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