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(NBC News)   Mexican hipsters proclaim cerveza artesanal FINITO, are now into pulque. "They treat pulque like a fad. They don't value it as part of our culture, our traditions. They don't know their history," grouses pulqueria bartender   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 70
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2014-02-02 03:17:55 PM
Uhh, what?
 
2014-02-02 05:08:12 PM
Pulque is usually what I do after too much cerveza artesanal
 
2014-02-02 05:39:49 PM
Is pulque the concoction where the fermentation process is started with saliva?
 
2014-02-02 05:41:49 PM
Pulque is "the mildly sour, slightly slimy and gently fermented nectar of agave".  I like kombucha, so I think I'd give this a shot, if I could ever find it.
 
2014-02-02 05:44:02 PM
Blood actually makes for nice paint under fluorescent lighting... ok I retract that way too creepy.
 
2014-02-02 05:46:41 PM
And worms in tequila. Mexican "delicacies" are the only class of cuisine that can out-gross Japanese.

/Well, wait, then there's casu marzu and surstromming so not so sure now...
 
Rat
2014-02-02 05:48:09 PM
I much prefer a michalada.

™  mmmm
 
2014-02-02 05:49:53 PM
Is there a Spanish word for 'hipster'?
 
2014-02-02 05:49:54 PM
That is the way of hipsters: making fads out of cultures.
 
2014-02-02 05:53:26 PM

doosh: And worms in tequila. Mexican "delicacies" are the only class of cuisine that can out-gross Japanese.

/Well, wait, then there's casu marzu and surstromming so not so sure now...


You forgot Hákarl
 
2014-02-02 05:53:48 PM
Eh, call me when Pinole is the next big thing.
 
2014-02-02 05:55:03 PM
so, do mexican hipsters refrain from growing moustaches ironically?
 
2014-02-02 05:59:18 PM
There are Mexican hipsters?
 
2014-02-02 05:59:22 PM

berylman: Blood actually makes for nice paint under fluorescent lighting... ok I retract that way too creepy.


Hey there, not so fast...let's explore this.
 
2014-02-02 06:01:29 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Is there a Spanish word for 'hipster'?


"heepster"
 
2014-02-02 06:03:22 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Is there a Spanish word for 'hipster'?


El hipster
 
2014-02-02 06:04:02 PM
 The judge removed his hat and bowed to a pair of ladies detoured
into the street to bypass the doggery and he pirouetted hugely on his mincing feet and
poured pulque from his cup into the old man's eartrumpet. The old man quickly
stoppered the horn with the ball of his thumb and he held the horn with care before
him while he augered his ear with one finger and then he drank.
 
2014-02-02 06:04:08 PM
Goddamit. I'm here running this bar, and these assholes keep giving me money, and drinking the horrible swill I keep in the pigs bathtub. Why won't they leave me alone and let my old-ass business collapse. WHY GOD WHY?
 
2014-02-02 06:04:24 PM

megarian: berylman: Blood actually makes for nice paint under fluorescent lighting... ok I retract that way too creepy.


You are too slow for satire senorita,
 
2014-02-02 06:05:56 PM

Nabb1: Is pulque the concoction where the fermentation process is started with saliva?


That's chicha...
 
2014-02-02 06:09:35 PM

doosh: And worms in tequila. Mexican "delicacies" are the only class of cuisine that can out-gross Japanese.

/Well, wait, then there's casu marzu and surstromming so not so sure now...


Hey, don't knock it till you try it. I hear escamoles are delicious.
 
2014-02-02 06:13:50 PM
Wake me when piss-warm Chongo is a fad.
 
2014-02-02 06:15:58 PM

berylman: megarian: berylman: Blood actually makes for nice paint under fluorescent lighting... ok I retract that way too creepy.

You are too slow for satire senorita,


You're a c*nt.
 
2014-02-02 06:17:33 PM
And everyone hates alliteration.
 
2014-02-02 06:20:37 PM

Gyrfalcon: There are Mexican hipsters?


Apparently so. You'll notice them as they're getting their asses beat by Slayer and Hocico fans.
 
2014-02-02 06:24:45 PM
Extreme dress, getting drunk and loud, getting laid.

Good times, good times.
 
2014-02-02 06:35:01 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:36:03 PM

megarian: And everyone hates alliteration.


Your face is alliteration.  What with all that about having two eyes in a row!
 
2014-02-02 06:36:37 PM
Now I have Mexican Radio in my head.

Today has been ruined.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:38:50 PM
danielhernandez.typepad.com
 
2014-02-02 06:38:53 PM

433: megarian: And everyone hates alliteration.

Your face is alliteration.  What with all that about having two eyes in a row!


Okay, I'm not proud...but I laughed at this.
 
2014-02-02 06:41:08 PM
I'm glad they provided a translation of "duelistas" for us gringos.  I mean, it's a whole letter away from it's English cognate.
 
2014-02-02 06:41:45 PM

Sum Dum Gai: I'm glad they provided a translation of "duelistas" for us gringos.  I mean, it's a whole letter away from its English cognate.


And I fail grammar forever.
 
2014-02-02 06:41:50 PM

Nabb1: Is pulque the concoction where the fermentation process is started with saliva?


Actually the saliva is just for starting the malt process. Thr fermentation happens with or without it because yeast.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:42:55 PM
www.remezcla.com
 
2014-02-02 06:45:02 PM

433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]


I need those in my life.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:45:48 PM
s1.hubimg.com
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:47:01 PM

megarian: 433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]

I need those in my life.


Yeah, I kinda like those, too.  Think of the outfits!
 
2014-02-02 06:48:20 PM
They wear the ironic clothing American hipsters won't.
Actually, I don't think that's possible. If it was really bad then the hipsters would wear it. I guess they wear good clothing?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 06:48:59 PM

megarian: 433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]

I need those in my life.


blog.thegoodwillout.com
 
2014-02-02 06:50:23 PM

433: megarian: 433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]

I need those in my life.

[blog.thegoodwillout.com image 800x600]


WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE GLORIOUS THINGS?
 
2014-02-02 06:59:15 PM

433: [s1.hubimg.com image 260x208]


Willy Wonka could do obscene Elf porn with those shoes, Just throwin' that out there..
 
2014-02-02 07:19:12 PM

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 553x800]


What is this? i don't even...
 
2014-02-02 07:33:38 PM

433: [danielhernandez.typepad.com image 800x600]


WTF it's Tina Fey and the Icy Hot Stuntaz guys
 
2014-02-02 07:44:47 PM
I wonder if the one they're drinking has excrement  in it...

I saw a clip on Televison or Univision about this a month or so ago.  It mentioned some of the mixes use excrement, not necessarily animal either, in the recipe.  My mummy dearest (who grew up in Mexico) confirmed said mention was not simply hyperbole.  Of course it varies not all of the pulque recipes use it.

That said, just because the poor drank it doesn't mean it's cool to copy them.
 
2014-02-02 07:52:53 PM
Cerveza or pulque, Mexicans can't drink more than three of either --maybe two of either, if they're really short-- without spewing like punks.
 
2014-02-02 08:14:34 PM
LOL ¿QUE?
 
2014-02-02 08:16:41 PM
How is it hangover proof?

I'm totally in, and I'll wear the shoes.
 
2014-02-02 08:16:55 PM

megarian: 433: megarian: 433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]

I need those in my life.

[blog.thegoodwillout.com image 800x600]

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE GLORIOUS THINGS?


Have you ever tried
EverythingFor£5? I think they send to the US too.
 
2014-02-02 08:32:06 PM

Spiralmonkey: megarian: 433: megarian: 433: [www.remezcla.com image 595x400]

I need those in my life.

[blog.thegoodwillout.com image 800x600]

WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE GLORIOUS THINGS?

Have you ever tried
EverythingFor£5? I think they send to the US too.


mother of god...

Do they send cocaine in the If It Fits It Ships box?
 
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