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2014-02-02 05:13:15 PM  
But did he fix the cable?
 
2014-02-02 05:16:18 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-02-02 05:16:51 PM  
"Later, Lombardi told ANSA that Amore said "Papa" during the encounter, mocking the people's chant. "

For those who don't understand the "mocking" part of that sentence....

http://www.twn.org/catalog/pages/cpage.aspx?rec=1053&card=price
 
2014-02-02 05:22:40 PM  
HA. Awesome.
 
2014-02-02 05:23:35 PM  
So some random person in a crowd handed him a bird, he thought it looked pretty, and this is in some way meaningful?
 
2014-02-02 05:23:56 PM  
All them good deeds covering up something lawd uh mercy nastiness. Like spending too much time on an inversion table or something.
 
2014-02-02 05:25:09 PM  
I'm not surprised, it's a fabulous bird
 
2014-02-02 05:25:13 PM  

worlddan: "Later, Lombardi told ANSA that Amore said "Papa" during the encounter, mocking the people's chant. "

For those who don't understand the "mocking" part of that sentence....

http://www.twn.org/catalog/pages/cpage.aspx?rec=1053&card=price


That sill doesn't really explain it. That would be giving the bird emotions it doesn't have. Don't anthropomorphise animals, they hate that.
 
2014-02-02 05:25:46 PM  
Huh, huh.......... hey, Beavis, he blessed his coc-atoo. Huh huh..........
 
2014-02-02 05:28:35 PM  

Delta1212: So some random person in a crowd handed him a bird, he thought it looked pretty, and this is in some way meaningful?


Yes.  He blessed it without vetting it out, confirming it's origin, or caring about the history of its owner.  Stop being a killjoy.
 
2014-02-02 05:30:30 PM  

fusillade762: Don't anthropomorphise animals, they hate that.


Hee hee!
 
2014-02-02 05:30:54 PM  

AngryDragon: Delta1212: So some random person in a crowd handed him a bird, he thought it looked pretty, and this is in some way meaningful?

Yes.  He blessed it without vetting it out, confirming it's origin, or caring about the history of its owner.  Stop being a killjoy.


so he did the most un-Christian thing possible. He sure knows how to piss off his base...
 
2014-02-02 05:31:20 PM  
Someone, somewhere is going to find a way of claiming that this incident is proof that the Pope is an unholy false prophet set on destroying the Catholic Church and ushering in our demonic alien overlords...

...but just this once, that someone ain't gonna be me.

Cute bird.
 
2014-02-02 05:33:52 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Huh, huh.......... hey, Beavis, he blessed his coc-atoo. Huh huh..........


heh heh heh

cock.
 
2014-02-02 05:39:55 PM  
Someone gave the Pope the bird?
 
2014-02-02 05:40:16 PM  

Piizzadude: AngryDragon: Delta1212: So some random person in a crowd handed him a bird, he thought it looked pretty, and this is in some way meaningful?

Yes.  He blessed it without vetting it out, confirming it's origin, or caring about the history of its owner.  Stop being a killjoy.

so he did the most un-Christian thing possible. He sure knows how to piss off his base...


FTFY

/yeah I know you're trolling
 
2014-02-02 05:40:53 PM  

AngryDragon: Delta1212: So some random person in a crowd handed him a bird, he thought it looked pretty, and this is in some way meaningful?

Yes.  He blessed it without vetting it out, confirming it's origin, or caring about the history of its owner.  Stop being a killjoy.


Which was the right thing to do.
 
2014-02-02 05:41:15 PM  

Mad_Radhu: But did he fix the cable?


He's pope, not a porn star
 
2014-02-02 05:42:35 PM  
You know, I gotta admit it feels

REALLY FARKING WEIRD

being alive in a time when a Pope is actually acting like. . . well, like Jesus more or less prescribed in the New Testament.  Like. . . I wanna say Christian, but it's just so different from any Christiantiy I've ever seen.  I mean, so far he seems like a genuinely good guy.  Do we even have a word for this?
 
2014-02-02 05:46:56 PM  

dragonchild: being alive in a time when a Pope is actually acting like. . . well, like Jesus more or less prescribed in the New Testament.


He blessed a bird
 
2014-02-02 05:53:40 PM  

LewDux: dragonchild: being alive in a time when a Pope is actually acting like. . . well, like Jesus more or less prescribed in the New Testament.

He blessed a bird


Well, he took the name of St. Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals. Some Catholics bring their pets to be blessed on his feast day.
/Catholic
//Don't know why animals need to be blessed.
///Just another mystery, I guess.
 
2014-02-02 05:54:40 PM  
dragonchild:Like. . . I wanna say Christian, but it's just so different from any Christiantiy I've ever seen.  I mean, so far he seems like a genuinely good guy.  Do we even have a word for this?

Give him a break... he's actually trying and it seems he might really believe it. Just give him space and let it play out.
 
2014-02-02 05:55:15 PM  

LewDux: He blessed a bird


Yeah, I know!
 
2014-02-02 05:57:23 PM  

worlddan: "Later, Lombardi told ANSA that Amore said "Papa" during the encounter, mocking the people's chant. "

For those who don't understand the "mocking" part of that sentence....

http://www.twn.org/catalog/pages/cpage.aspx?rec=1053&card=price


I'm pretty sure Italians refer to the Pope as il Papa.
 
2014-02-02 05:58:54 PM  
What he do?  Make his annual trip to Africa and tell them to stop using condoms?  He's actually a secret hero of people that like killing dark people.  He simultaneously preaches making more of them and infecting more of them with AIDS all at once and at the same time.  It's like a triple bank shot.
 
2014-02-02 06:04:13 PM  

trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa


Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.
 
2014-02-02 06:08:58 PM  

dragonchild: You know, I gotta admit it feels

REALLY FARKING WEIRD

being alive in a time when a Pope is actually acting like. . . well, like Jesus more or less prescribed in the New Testament.  Like. . . I wanna say Christian, but it's just so different from any Christiantiy I've ever seen.  I mean, so far he seems like a genuinely good guy.  Do we even have a word for this?


Jesuit
 
2014-02-02 06:10:48 PM  
Changed his stance on gays adopting?
 
2014-02-02 06:15:47 PM  

Bane of Broone: Changed his stance on gays adopting?


He might. His remarks were four years ago, and he is convening a conference of how the Church can adapt to the real world regarding relationships.
 
2014-02-02 06:18:15 PM  

simplicimus: Bane of Broone: Changed his stance on gays adopting?

He might. His remarks were four years ago, and he is convening a conference of how the Church can adapt to the real world regarding relationships.


Crossing my fingers on that one.
 
2014-02-02 06:19:50 PM  

simplicimus: Bane of Broone: Changed his stance on gays adopting?

He might. His remarks were four years ago, and he is convening a conference of how the Church can adapt to the real world regarding relationships.


You know there will be a segment that will vilify the Pope, no matter what he says, until he's playing catcher over the altar in the Basilica.  Some people are just never happy and can't see progress.
 
2014-02-02 06:39:50 PM  

jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.


So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.
 
2014-02-02 06:44:14 PM  

dragonchild: LewDux: He blessed a bird

Yeah, I know!


He should be careful, last time Jesus did something like.. this, they crucified him
 
2014-02-02 06:49:41 PM  

trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.


How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!
 
2014-02-02 06:58:45 PM  

jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.

How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!


How about google
 
2014-02-02 07:07:07 PM  

trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.

How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!

How about google


??

I don't understand.

You know the answer. Why not share?
 
2014-02-02 07:20:30 PM  

jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.

How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!

How about google

??

I don't understand.

You know the answer. Why not share?


Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.  I'm not sure how relevant discussing the frequency with which the pope spreads the retarded birth control message.  But that's their message.  And they take it to the most poverty and disease stricken places on the planet and tell the people to stop wrapping that weener.  And that's real retarded, sir.
 
2014-02-02 07:23:55 PM  

trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.

How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!

How about google

??

I don't understand.

You know the answer. Why not share?

Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.  I'm not sure how relevant discussing the frequency with which the pope spreads the retarded birth control message.  But that's their message.  And they take it to the most poverty and disease stricken places on the planet and tell the people to stop wrapping that weener.  And that's real retarded, sir.


Stop being a killjoy, he blessed a parrot!
 
2014-02-02 07:25:09 PM  

LewDux: Stop being a killjoy, he blessed a parrot!


I'd only be persuaded if Captain Morgan were involved.  And I mean while I read the article.
 
2014-02-02 07:26:31 PM  

trappedspirit: Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.


lol child lol
 
2014-02-02 08:14:11 PM  

jaytkay: trappedspirit: Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.

lol child lol


Fail troll is fail
 
2014-02-02 08:17:29 PM  
Unholy with the "Holy"? I'm sure there is a scripture to reference there for this Babylon the Great.
 
2014-02-02 09:42:39 PM  
what if he were named after St. Francis Xavier?  the Japanese mocked him because he couldn't learn the language, and eventually sent him home.
 
2014-02-02 10:29:04 PM  

Solstafir: jaytkay: trappedspirit: Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.

lol child lol

Fail troll is fail


Do you not know what Catholics preach?  Or that the pope travels the world with his message of being fruitful and multiplying STDs?  You got to be completely out of the Catholic loop not to know that.
 
2014-02-02 11:53:01 PM  
So, this guy gives the Pope the bird,,
 
2014-02-03 01:26:36 AM  
score one more for vince lombardi
 
2014-02-03 04:04:28 AM  

simplicimus: Bane of Broone: Changed his stance on gays adopting?

He might. His remarks were four years ago, and he is convening a conference of how the Church can adapt to the real world regarding relationships.


Four years? Try 'less than a month ago'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-shocked-b y -gay-adoption-says-bishop-of-malta-9030505.html
 
2014-02-03 08:37:46 AM  

trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: jaytkay: trappedspirit: What he do? Make his annual trip to Africa

Let us know how many annual trips has a guy made after 9 months in office.

Show your work. Take your time.

So he hasn't made that trip yet?  It's part of the pope's itinerary. So it must be coming up.

How many "annual" trips to Africa has a pope made in the past ten years?

Be specific. Give us years. You don't want to look like an ignorant jerkoff.

Let us know. Thanks!

How about google

??

I don't understand.

You know the answer. Why not share?

Well if you know, and I know, then that's all that matters.  I'm not sure how relevant discussing the frequency with which the pope spreads the retarded birth control message.  But that's their message.  And they take it to the most poverty and disease stricken places on the planet and tell the people to stop wrapping that weener.  And that's real retarded, sir.


He's not been a pope for that long...
 
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