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(NHL)   The Red Wings and Capitals play on national TV today. I remember seeing a few hockey fans on Fark and I thought maybe we could all enjoy discussing a real sport before the armored wankball festival later today   (nhl.com) divider line 139
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2014-02-02 11:56:59 AM
Yay, Hockey on broadcast TV.
 
2014-02-02 12:03:28 PM
Well if it's anything like the last one, were in for a good game. Most complete 65 minutes Detroit played in a long time. Although it's been more like the Grand Rapids Griffins out there instead of the red wings. Here's to getting healthy for a 23rd straight playoff appearance.
 
2014-02-02 12:05:41 PM
The only game that matters today.
 
2014-02-02 12:07:29 PM
No1curr
 
2014-02-02 12:07:50 PM
Oh I'm glad NBC found out that they also play indoors
 
2014-02-02 12:08:05 PM
Huzzah- 'this a bully day indeed.

*strokes neckbeard*
 
2014-02-02 12:08:58 PM
Hey, my first green.  I should have known: the more trolltastic the headline, the better the chance of a greenlight.

Let's go Red Wings!
 
2014-02-02 12:09:41 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Yay, Hockey on broadcast TV.


It might get high enough ratings to challenge the Law & Order rerun on USA.  Perhaps subby's "wankball festival" comment will tip the scales.
 
2014-02-02 12:10:33 PM
B's having a solid year this year.  That's all that matters.
 
2014-02-02 12:11:53 PM
Also, hey!  I like wankb...er, football!
 
2014-02-02 12:13:18 PM

ten foiled hats: B's having a solid year this year.  That's all that matters.


No, the Leafs beat Ottawa last night and caused an epic meltdown among the Sens fanbase.  That's all that matters.
 
2014-02-02 12:16:21 PM

Flappyhead: ten foiled hats: B's having a solid year this year.  That's all that matters.

No, the Leafs beat Ottawa last night and caused an epic meltdown among the Sens fanbase.  That's all that matters.


Leafs?  Heh.  Hope to see you guys in the postseason again this year.
 
2014-02-02 12:22:47 PM
Two shiat teams that don't have 60 points, same conference but not division rivals.  Who cares?
 
2014-02-02 12:23:11 PM
What a morning! Arsenal on right now and the Wings in a little bit.
 
2014-02-02 12:25:41 PM

bel4sucks: Two shiat teams that don't have 60 points, same conference but not division rivals.  Who cares?


If only the Wings could figure out how to not lose OT games at home (especially shoot-out games at home) :(.
 
2014-02-02 12:25:48 PM

SoupGuru: Hey, my first green.  I should have known: the more trolltastic the headline, the better the chance of a greenlight.

Let's go Red Wings!


Congrats. Twofers like the bull and bear market headlines are usually greened too.
 
2014-02-02 12:29:04 PM
Let's see if Kronwall the Idiot shows up today or Kronwall the Meh, Not Too Bad shows up.
 
2014-02-02 12:29:59 PM
Tuned in early and caught a commercial for the Pajanimals.

why is that a thing.
 
2014-02-02 12:36:21 PM
The Wings and The Caps face off. I'm not sure - if recent history is any indication - they'll both play.

/Caps fan
 
2014-02-02 12:38:28 PM

ClavellBCMI: bel4sucks: Two shiat teams that don't have 60 points, same conference but not division rivals.  Who cares?

If only the Wings could figure out how to not lose OT games at home (especially shoot-out games at home) :(.


do not talk to me about losing shootout games

/devils fan
//uggggggh the last few days
///fark the shootout, fark bettman
 
2014-02-02 12:41:02 PM

RminusQ: fark bettman


Can never be said enough.
 
2014-02-02 12:41:37 PM

Gecko Gingrich: The Wings and The Caps face off. I'm not sure - if recent history is any indication - they'll both play.

/Caps fan


Sad but true. The Wings are *really* missing this thing called "defense" and "goaltending" this year (and the Caps aren't doing much better in those departments, but at least the Caps can score goals more often than the Wings) :(.
 
2014-02-02 12:43:34 PM

ten foiled hats: RminusQ: fark bettman

Can never be said enough.


Indeed, Bergmann needs to be introduced to a barbed-wire and sandpaper dildo lubed with hydrochloric acid and jalapeno juice.
 
2014-02-02 12:44:16 PM

RminusQ: Tuned in early and caught a commercial for the Pajanimals.

why is that a thing.


I got one for the Ninja here. I have the Ninja kitchen system already but I want the deluxe blender.
 
2014-02-02 12:46:42 PM
Chimmer!!
 
2014-02-02 12:46:55 PM
And thus begins the Long Day of Jimmy Howard (yet again *sigh*).
 
2014-02-02 12:49:57 PM
Maybe the Caps can find the PP playroom from the first part of the season...
 
2014-02-02 12:50:19 PM

ClavellBCMI: ten foiled hats: RminusQ: fark bettman

Can never be said enough.

Indeed, Bergmann needs to be introduced to a barbed-wire and sandpaper dildo lubed with hydrochloric acid and jalapeno juice.


Chris Penn/Nice Guy Eddie: "I'd go over twelve percent for that."
 
2014-02-02 12:50:32 PM
Playroom? Play book.
 
2014-02-02 12:51:29 PM
Not a great hockey game so far.  Neither team seems interested in completing a pass.
 
2014-02-02 12:51:31 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Maybe the Caps can find the PP playroom from the first part of the season...


Given they are playing my Wings... they probably will (GD MFing Wings penalty-kill this year!) :(.
 
2014-02-02 12:52:04 PM
Wardo!
 
2014-02-02 12:52:12 PM
That was quick. 2-0
 
2014-02-02 12:52:27 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gecko Gingrich: Maybe the Caps can find the PP playroom from the first part of the season...

Given they are playing my Wings... they probably will (GD MFing Wings penalty-kill this year!) :(.


As I was saying... :(

/mutters under his breath about the Wings PK
 
2014-02-02 12:52:38 PM
Love hockey, but today is for the Super Bowl.

Kinda like Chinese New Year is for Asians.
 
2014-02-02 12:53:32 PM
Whoa, Caps came ready to play.
 
2014-02-02 12:54:04 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Love hockey, but today is for the Super Bowl.

Kinda like Chinese New Year is for Asians.


Still got around 2 hrs before the 4-hr pregame show for the Superb Owl.
 
2014-02-02 12:54:49 PM
Erskine's wife must have cheated on him with the goalpost.
 
2014-02-02 12:56:25 PM
I have never rooted so hard for the meteor.
 
2014-02-02 01:02:08 PM
Well, well, well, the Wings manage to win a draw and score off of it!
 
2014-02-02 01:02:23 PM
Irk
 
2014-02-02 01:03:34 PM
I'm a Wings fan and that call was awful.
 
2014-02-02 01:04:42 PM

SoupGuru: I'm a Wings fan and that call was awful.


Which one? The non-call on the almost-not-quite-a-trip?
 
2014-02-02 01:04:56 PM

SoupGuru: I'm a Wings fan and that call was awful.


The "crosscheck"?
 
2014-02-02 01:10:12 PM

Gecko Gingrich: SoupGuru: I'm a Wings fan and that call was awful.

The "crosscheck"?


Yeah, the "crosscheck".  The hooking call after it wasn't great either, but you could kinda see calling it.
 
2014-02-02 01:10:28 PM
I'm not sure what he's saying in this FOMOH commercial. The first time I saw it, I thought "Now he's gone, and I miss him" meant he unplugged his dad's machine so he could go see the hockey game, but that seemed a little too dark.
 
2014-02-02 01:10:46 PM

Gecko Gingrich: SoupGuru: I'm a Wings fan and that call was awful.

The "crosscheck"?


That, too, but it seems like we have some blind zebras today.
 
2014-02-02 01:11:23 PM
And now a delay call? Sheesh...
 
2014-02-02 01:11:42 PM
It's certainly a better way to get ready for the Super Bowl than watch the interminable pregame coverage.

"We've got a report from Adam Schetchter [or however the hell you spell his name, I don't care enough to look it up] that Peyton Manning farted on 7 occasiona last night.  How will this affect the game?"
 
2014-02-02 01:11:42 PM
w00t
 
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