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(Prescott Daily Courier)   Sixteen-year-old finds himself facing felony indecent exposure charges after mooning a bus full of students. Yes, a felony. Talk about "assinine," am I right?   (dcourier.com) divider line 98
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2014-02-02 10:54:04 AM  
But I'll bet his faceitwo
 
2014-02-02 11:08:15 AM  

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2014-02-02 11:08:35 AM  
Yes, because the only logical way to address this horrible disgusting act is to ruin this young man's life forever

/it will teach respect for the law
 
2014-02-02 11:16:04 AM  
Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?
 
2014-02-02 11:18:47 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?


Parenthood leads to reduced mental capacity and selective amnesia. It's the only explanation.
 
2014-02-02 11:30:19 AM  
Do not have the fear as this will not become the felony. Let me first show to you the relevant statute of the state of the Arizona. I have done the bolding of this for the help to you.

13-1402.  Indecent exposure; exception; classification
A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act.
B. Indecent exposure does not include an act of breast-feeding by a mother.
C. Indecent exposure to a person who is fifteen or more years of age is a class 1 misdemeanor, except that it is a class 6 felony if the defendant has two or more prior convictions for a violation of this section or has one or more prior convictions for a violation of section 13-1406. Indecent exposure to a person who is under fifteen years of age is a class 6 felony.


As the person who can do the seeing of the issues from the two sides let me say to you that as the defensive attorney I would have the several defenses.

The first of these would be that there would not be the offense or the alarm by the people on the bus. I would do the demand of the six hour interrogations of these children and find from them that they have done the snickerings and the LAUGHTERINGS OLINGS rather than having the offense to this because let us do the consideration--these children do not have the same uptightness as the police and the prosecutors who appear to have the stick lodged into the rectal canals of them.

Also though I would have the private investigator of this. Can the individuals in the question identify the anus of this person from the lineup? If he shows to the victims in the court the anus of he can they readily identify this? I do not see the picture of this person but if he is the American person who is in the state of Arizona I have the guess that he is the bigger person and as the result of this the layers of gluteuous fatness would do the overlapping coverage of the anus of he and would not have the exposure to the others.

"Now children I wish for you to look through this peeping hole. You will see the series of puckered happy stars. Which of these was seen by you?"

LAUGHTER OL YOU LOSE BECAUSE THIS IS THE ANUS-ABSENT LINEUP BIATCHES! NOT THE FURTHERANCE OF QUESTIONS.
 
2014-02-02 12:11:47 PM  
Thank God I'm not a youngster in today's society.... :/
 
2014-02-02 12:59:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Relatively Obscure: Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?

Parenthood leads to reduced mental capacity and selective amnesia. It's the only explanation.


the only way to fix this problem is to make all of these laws retro active and prosecute oldest crimes first.
investigations should start with politicians, their families and friends
no statute of limitations.

TADA
these laws would be much more sensible

FFS felony????

what about streaking?
that would be much worse than mooning, right?
/sigh
 
2014-02-02 01:06:29 PM  
OMG. We are such a nation of farking prudes. Its like the 70s never happened ffs.
 
2014-02-02 01:08:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Relatively Obscure: Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?

Parenthood leads to reduced mental capacity and selective amnesia. It's the only explanation.


Well, that, and years of politicians all competing to be the "toughest on crime."
 
2014-02-02 01:56:09 PM  
Didn't princess whatsherface do the same thing over in England when she was in college? And yet the Queen didn't oppose the marriage, and she's the biggest prude of all (except my gma of course!).
 
2014-02-02 01:59:27 PM  
The law is no longer about justice, it's about a politically ambitious prosecutor trying to appear uber tough on crime so he can run for mayor/congressman/governor/etc later.
 
2014-02-02 02:03:33 PM  

meow said the dog: Do not have the fear as this will not become the felony. Let me first show to you the relevant statute of the state of the Arizona. I have done the bolding of this for the help to you.

13-1402.  Indecent exposure; exception; classification
A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act.
B. Indecent exposure does not include an act of breast-feeding by a mother.
C. Indecent exposure to a person who is fifteen or more years of age is a class 1 misdemeanor, except that it is a class 6 felony if the defendant has two or more prior convictions for a violation of this section or has one or more prior convictions for a violation of section 13-1406. Indecent exposure to a person who is under fifteen years of age is a class 6 felony.

As the person who can do the seeing of the issues from the two sides let me say to you that as the defensive attorney I would have the several defenses.

The first of these would be that there would not be the offense or the alarm by the people on the bus. I would do the demand of the six hour interrogations of these children and find from them that they have done the snickerings and the LAUGHTERINGS OLINGS rather than having the offense to this because let us do the consideration--these children do not have the same uptightness as the police and the prosecutors who appear to have the stick lodged into the rectal canals of them.

Also though I would have the private investigator of this. Can the individuals in the question identify the anus of this person from the lineup? If he shows to the victims in the court the anus of he can they readily identify this? I do not see the picture of this person but if he is the American person who is in the state of Arizona I have the guess that he is the ...


Where have you been hiding?  Welcome back - we've miss these kinds of explanations.
 
2014-02-02 02:06:53 PM  
fel·o·ny
ˈfelənē/
noun
noun: felony; plural noun: felonies
1
.
a crime, typically one involving violence, regarded as more serious than a misdemeanor, and usually punishable by imprisonment for more than one year or by death.
 
2014-02-02 02:07:03 PM  

xanadian: Thank God I'm not a youngster in today's society.... :/


Amen to this!
Stunts like this were fairly common when I was a teenager in the 70's. I also remember being in a car full of my bff's and flashing out tits at truckers and smoking weed while on a road trip. Ya know what? No one was harmed.
IIRC, at least half the stuff we got away with in those years would have required counseling, jail and some type of permanent ruin in today's society.
No wonder kids now are so f*cked up.
 
2014-02-02 02:07:59 PM  
Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.
 
2014-02-02 02:09:36 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The law is no longer about justice, it's about money and  a politically ambitious prosecutor trying to appear uber tough on crime so he can run for mayor/congressman/governor/etc later.

 
2014-02-02 02:09:39 PM  

meow said the dog: Do not have the fear as this will not become the felony. Let me first show to you the relevant statute of the state of the Arizona. I have done the bolding of this for the help to you.

13-1402.  Indecent exposure; exception; classification
A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act.
B. Indecent exposure does not include an act of breast-feeding by a mother.
C. Indecent exposure to a person who is fifteen or more years of age is a class 1 misdemeanor, except that it is a class 6 felony if the defendant has two or more prior convictions for a violation of this section or has one or more prior convictions for a violation of section 13-1406. Indecent exposure to a person who is under fifteen years of age is a class 6 felony.

As the person who can do the seeing of the issues from the two sides let me say to you that as the defensive attorney I would have the several defenses.

The first of these would be that there would not be the offense or the alarm by the people on the bus. I would do the demand of the six hour interrogations of these children and find from them that they have done the snickerings and the LAUGHTERINGS OLINGS rather than having the offense to this because let us do the consideration--these children do not have the same uptightness as the police and the prosecutors who appear to have the stick lodged into the rectal canals of them.

Also though I would have the private investigator of this. Can the individuals in the question identify the anus of this person from the lineup? If he shows to the victims in the court the anus of he can they readily identify this? I do not see the picture of this person but if he is the American person who is in the state of Arizona I have the guess that he is the bigger person and as the result of this the layers of gluteuous fatness would do the overlapping coverage of the anus of he and would not have the exposure to the others.

"Now children I wish for you to look through this peeping hole. You will see the series of puckered happy stars. Which of these was seen by you?"

LAUGHTER OL YOU LOSE BECAUSE THIS IS THE ANUS-ABSENT LINEUP BIATCHES! NOT THE FURTHERANCE OF QUESTIONS.


TLDR

But seriously, this is longer than most of your posts. Havnt seen you in a while, have a beer and a seat.
 
2014-02-02 02:16:23 PM  

meow said the dog: "Now children I wish for you to look through this peeping hole. You will see the series of puckered happy stars. Which of these was seen by you?"

 
2014-02-02 02:16:50 PM  
Must of pulled off "the goat"....he gets three kicks for that!

/obscure?
 
2014-02-02 02:19:26 PM  
That is doubleplus ungood!
 
2014-02-02 02:19:42 PM  
They'll probably try him as an adult too. Oh well, career criminals have to come from somewhere I suppose.
 
2014-02-02 02:20:42 PM  
The bus driver called his dispatcher, who notified police.

Bus driver is a worthless POS. That is all.
 
2014-02-02 02:23:40 PM  

meow said the dog: Do not have the fear as this will not become the felony. Let me first show to you the relevant statute of the state of the Arizona. I have done the bolding of this for the help to you.

13-1402.  Indecent exposure; exception; classification
A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act.
B. Indecent exposure does not include an act of breast-feeding by a mother.
C. Indecent exposure to a person who is fifteen or more years of age is a class 1 misdemeanor, except that it is a class 6 felony if the defendant has two or more prior convictions for a violation of this section or has one or more prior convictions for a violation of section 13-1406. Indecent exposure to a person who is under fifteen years of age is a class 6 felony.

As the person who can do the seeing of the issues from the two sides let me say to you that as the defensive attorney I would have the several defenses.

The first of these would be that there would not be the offense or the alarm by the people on the bus. I would do the demand of the six hour interrogations of these children and find from them that they have done the snickerings and the LAUGHTERINGS OLINGS rather than having the offense to this because let us do the consideration--these children do not have the same uptightness as the police and the prosecutors who appear to have the stick lodged into the rectal canals of them.

Also though I would have the private investigator of this. Can the individuals in the question identify the anus of this person from the lineup? If he shows to the victims in the court the anus of he can they readily identify this? I do not see the picture of this person but if he is the American person who is in the state of Arizona I have the guess that he is the ...


I missed you so much!
 
2014-02-02 02:23:49 PM  
This gonna end up like that kid who killed himself after he went streaking?
 
2014-02-02 02:24:05 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The law is no longer about justice, it's about a politically ambitious prosecutor trying to appear uber tough on crime so he can run for mayor/congressman/governor/etc later.


That's no more John Grisham novels for you.
 
2014-02-02 02:26:21 PM  

doctor wu: The bus driver called his dispatcher, who notified police.

Bus driver is a worthless POS. That is all.


Let's give some asshat to the dispatch too.  Why call the police?  Geez...there's just too many people in this country looking to get offended.  It's a joke.  Laugh it off and move on.
 
2014-02-02 02:29:45 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Yes, because the only logical way to address this horrible disgusting act is to ruin this young man's life forever

/it will teach respect for the law


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2014-02-02 02:29:46 PM  

meow said the dog: Do not have the fear as this will not become the felony. Let me first show to you the relevant statute of the state of the Arizona. I have done the bolding of this for the help to you.

13-1402.  Indecent exposure; exception; classification
A. A person commits indecent exposure if he or she exposes his or her genitals or anus or she exposes the areola or nipple of her breast or breasts and another person is present, and the defendant is reckless about whether the other person, as a reasonable person, would be offended or alarmed by the act.




As a reasonable person, I would not be offended. Also as a reasonable person I do not live in Arizona. The kid's farked.
 
2014-02-02 02:30:27 PM  

meow said the dog: Can the individuals in the question identify the anus of this person from the lineup? If he shows to the victims in the court the anus of he can they readily identify this? I do not see the picture of this person but if he is the American person who is in the state of Arizona I have the guess that he is the bigger person and as the result of this the layers of gluteuous fatness would do the overlapping coverage of the anus of he and would not have the exposure to the others."Now children I wish for you to look through this peeping hole. You will see the series of puckered happy stars. Which of these was seen by you?"


meow said the dog is a true Fark treasure.
 
2014-02-02 02:30:42 PM  
Seriously serious people need to go the fark away.
 
2014-02-02 02:31:22 PM  

LoneWolf343: Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.


This
Maybe it's a regional/race/class thing, like sticking ping pong balls up a drunk friends butt or teabagging your drunk friend.
 
2014-02-02 02:35:09 PM  

Moonies?
i.telegraph.co.uk

I am all for it if they round up the Scientologists, too.

 
2014-02-02 02:36:03 PM  

LoneWolf343: Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.


You and your friends sound like a lot of fun.
 
2014-02-02 02:37:56 PM  
Twenty years ago this act would have resulted in beers being bought at the five or ten-year reunion amid much laughter.  Now a juvenile prank lands someone on a sex offender registry and ruins a life.

such bullshiat
 
2014-02-02 02:39:16 PM  

Relatively Obscure: Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?


It's beginning to look that way more and more.

One more piece of data pointing to the fact that this country has reached fooball bat status.

/ Heil
 
2014-02-02 02:39:31 PM  
"In light of the known facts....

(puts on sunglasss)

this was truly a heinous act"
 
2014-02-02 02:41:58 PM  

quickdraw: OMG. We are such a nation of farking prudes. Its like the 70s never happened ffs.


No shiat. We were merciless with our mooning as kids. It's fun, you grow out of it, nobody gets hurt.  FFS indeed.

/ Welcome to your phoney-baloney, plastic-banana existence.
 
2014-02-02 02:44:30 PM  

LoneWolf343: Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.


Did any of the kids you do know who mooned deserve to have their life/careers ruined by a felony charge, for showing their ass?

He's already DONE it.  We cannot go back in time.  So, is it logical for him to be charged with a felony?

Just saying "Well, don't do that." Doesn't solve the reason this thing made it to FARK to begin with.
 
2014-02-02 02:47:00 PM  

Jack_Knopf: doctor wu: The bus driver called his dispatcher, who notified police.

Bus driver is a worthless POS. That is all.

Let's give some asshat to the dispatch too.  Why call the police?  Geez...there's just too many people in this country looking to get offended.  It's a joke.  Laugh it off and move on.


Yup.
Mooning a bunch of random people used to be a cherished right-of-passage.
 
2014-02-02 02:50:08 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Relatively Obscure: Do we have millions of people who were never, ever children?

Parenthood leads to reduced mental capacity and selective amnesia. It's the only explanation.


No, not parents - the farking do-gooders
 
2014-02-02 02:50:47 PM  
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Why won't you people just obey?????
 
2014-02-02 02:51:43 PM  
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You know what's really the sad thing? I'm willing to bet this was not a popular or good looking kid either. Here is how the charges probably came into action:

Ugly boy moons other bus.
A flurry of girls text on facebook "eww", "what a perv", ect..
One of these girls crazy mother sees the remarks online and demands the school investigate.
Kids life = ruined.

Seriously, he will "HAVE" to change schools at this point. Not unless he wants to remain truly ostracized from his peers.

Point is had a popular jock or good looking popular guy done it, than it would have been just a "silly prank" even in the eyes of the crazy mom...same if it was a girl only she would need to be much uglier and unliked than the boy.

This is how people learn to be the superficial, double standard, spoiled brats they become today...including myself.
 
2014-02-02 02:53:18 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: LoneWolf343: Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.

This
Maybe it's a regional/race/class thing, like sticking ping pong balls up a drunk friends butt or teabagging your drunk friend.


codropspz.tympanus.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-02-02 02:54:14 PM  

JoieD'Zen: xanadian: Thank God I'm not a youngster in today's society.... :/

Amen to this!
Stunts like this were fairly common when I was a teenager in the 70's. I also remember being in a car full of my bff's and flashing out tits at truckers and smoking weed while on a road trip. Ya know what? No one was harmed.
IIRC, at least half the stuff we got away with in those years would have required counseling, jail and some type of permanent ruin in today's society.
No wonder kids now are so f*cked up.


That's a fact. I was a teenager in the 70's too, graduated in '80 You really could be wild and free back then.
 
2014-02-02 02:58:15 PM  
It's nice to see white male privilege us no longer allowing hoodlums to get away with propagating rape culture.
 
2014-02-02 02:58:54 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: The law is no longer about justice, it's about a politically ambitious prosecutor trying to appear uber tough on crime so he can run for mayor/congressman/governor/etc later.


If that is a case, then it is an indictment against that city/district/state/etc that this kind of prosecution would not ruin his/her career.

I'm in San Diego, and I hope people remember the Sidewalk Chalker and Tree Trimmer this election.
 
2014-02-02 02:59:33 PM  

Z-clipped: drjekel_mrhyde: LoneWolf343: Maybe he shouldn't be mooning people. I never did, most kids I know never did. Just don't do it. It's not hard.
This
Maybe it's a regional/race/class thing, like sticking ping pong balls up a drunk friends butt or teabagging your drunk friend.
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WAT!


You know. . . they also call it "Saturday."
 
2014-02-02 03:03:22 PM  
If everyone who did this was arrested, what percentage of the population would be felons? This was a nightly occurrence during bus trips to games when I was in high school. One of us would always put our ass against the back window to moon whoever was behind us. No one was arrested, no police were called.

This was only 12-15 years ago, not that long. What happened to us since then?
 
2014-02-02 03:05:58 PM  

Korzine: It's nice to see white male privilege us no longer allowing hoodlums to get away with propagating rape culture.


Because by mooing he was clearly asking to be raped.

/sees what you did there
 
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