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(LA Times)   People slow to react are more likely to die prematurely. Oh. No. Here. Comes. A. Bus. Must. Get. Out. Of. Wa   ( latimes.com) divider line
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2014-02-02 11:14:16 AM  
You mean like drunks and stoners?
 
2014-02-02 12:38:34 PM  
preparingthefuture.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-02 12:48:13 PM  

hardinparamedic: [preparingthefuture.files.wordpress.com image 500x218]


Done in 2.
 
2014-02-02 01:00:15 PM  
OOOOOO LONG JOHNSON
 
2014-02-02 01:00:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: [preparingthefuture.files.wordpress.com image 500x218]


i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-02-02 01:04:09 PM  
Was the obvious tag out for lunch or something?
 
2014-02-02 01:05:02 PM  
I read that in Captain Kirk's voice.
 
2014-02-02 01:08:31 PM  
Well...


...


                                                                                                  ...fark!
 
2014-02-02 01:09:10 PM  
They're also lousy at snappy comebacks.
 
2014-02-02 01:10:46 PM  
mrwgifs.com
 
2014-02-02 01:10:47 PM  

Loucifer: They're also lousy at snappy comebacks.


wait, I had something for this...
 
2014-02-02 01:11:57 PM  
Your reaction time doesn't matter much if you're not paying attention in the first place.
 
2014-02-02 01:14:08 PM  
Rocken rabbit baby.  after a couple of fails
 
2014-02-02 01:15:35 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-02 01:24:20 PM  

almandot: OOOOOO LONG JOHNSON


Hehehe...
 
2014-02-02 01:24:28 PM  
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-02 01:25:32 PM  
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2014-02-02 02:40:35 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 02:53:44 PM  
Hey!  Hey, guys!  Mr Revere, the silver smith, just went by real fast.  He was yelling the British are coming.
 
2014-02-02 03:01:46 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-02 03:13:07 PM  

dragonchild: Your reaction time doesn't matter much if you're not paying attention in the first place.


Exactly right. I saved a random stranger's life once when I was a teenager. Busy street in San Francisco full of cars and taxis and this clown was walking with some other guy. Everyone had stopped at the corner across from the Cow Palace waiting for the light, and this clown stepped onto the street out of the crowd. He was talking to his buddy, and a bus turned right next to us and I just reached out and grabbed his shirt and jerked him back out of the way. He woulda gotten squished for sure. He turned on me and was ready to punch my ass out and was cussing me out and shiat until the guy he was walking with (and about 10 other people) told him what just happened.

He never even noticed the bus at all.
 
2014-02-02 03:17:40 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-02 05:11:16 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-02 07:02:40 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

"All the notice most of us get is 'Mind that bus.' 'What bus?' *Splat*"
 
2014-02-02 07:06:47 PM  
I have a card which explains my condition.

/Apparently Night Court is obscure these days.
//I'm not even old, either.
 
dh2
2014-02-02 08:05:54 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

"All the notice most of us get is 'Mind that bus.' 'What bus?' *Splat*"


Leaving satisfied.

/Re-re-re-re-re-venge!
 
2014-02-02 10:56:22 PM  

Mr. Ekshun: I have a card which explains my condition.

/Apparently Night Court is obscure these days.
//I'm not even old, either.


In Harry, but aren't we all.

/ookay
 
2014-02-03 01:14:38 PM  

FatherChaos: Was the obvious tag out for lunch or something?


It was moving a little slow today.
 
2014-02-03 01:17:46 PM  

Deathfrogg: dragonchild: Your reaction time doesn't matter much if you're not paying attention in the first place.

Exactly right. I saved a random stranger's life once when I was a teenager. Busy street in San Francisco full of cars and taxis and this clown was walking with some other guy. Everyone had stopped at the corner across from the Cow Palace waiting for the light, and this clown stepped onto the street out of the crowd. He was talking to his buddy, and a bus turned right next to us and I just reached out and grabbed his shirt and jerked him back out of the way. He woulda gotten squished for sure. He turned on me and was ready to punch my ass out and was cussing me out and shiat until the guy he was walking with (and about 10 other people) told him what just happened.

He never even noticed the bus at all.


And he immediately became apologetic and profusely thanked you, right?  Right?  Probably not.  Arseholes are arseholes.  Should've let Darwin have that one.

/I kid
//Nice save, man.
 
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