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(Huffington Post)   "Professional cuddler" charges $80 dollars an hour to spoon with you. No word on how much she charges to fork   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2014-02-02 08:17:26 AM  
9 votes:
If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?
2014-02-02 01:07:08 PM  
4 votes:

Larry Mahnken: I have a friend who does this.  When guys have asked her what would happen if they tried to make more happen, she's told them she'd punch them in the nuts very, very hard.


Does she charge extra for that?
2014-02-02 06:01:15 PM  
3 votes:

theflatline: Larry Mahnken: AngryDragon: Larry Mahnken: I have a friend who does this.  When guys have asked her what would happen if they tried to make more happen, she's told them she'd punch them in the nuts very, very hard.

Does she charge extra for that?

She used to do that.  Apparently there are a lot of dudes who like to have their nuts punched.

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Can you be a good friend to her and help advertise her business by posting a link to a website, preferably with pictures?

She posts on craigslist.

the_vicious_fez: How many hours does your friend put in in a typical week? This sounds like it has the potential to be insanely emotionally draining.

It's not a full-time thing.  She has a regular job.

Your friend is a whore...  You just bought into the sugar coating of it.


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2014-02-02 11:42:15 AM  
3 votes:
This is why sexbots are needed NOW!  Sciencers, drop all this "cure cancer" and "Higgs particle" bullshiat and get to work!
2014-02-02 12:36:42 PM  
2 votes:

zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: JerseyTim: If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?

So how many people who would claim there is nothing sexual about cuddling would cuddle with the wrong gender for you to fark?

Huh?


Im trying to start a Vince and Jules Foot massage style discussion here.
2014-02-02 12:24:25 PM  
2 votes:

Russ1642: How many times will this get greened? Has to be the third or fourth time already.


No, it's only been greened today, Feb 2, Groundhogs Day.

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2014-02-02 12:18:37 PM  
2 votes:

LeGnome: For 80 bucks I'd want more than snuggling.


You a cop?

You gotta tell me if you're a cop or it's entrapment.
2014-02-02 01:14:54 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: JerseyTim: If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?

So how many people who would claim there is nothing sexual about cuddling would cuddle with the wrong gender for you to fark?

Huh?

Im trying to start a Vince and Jules Foot massage style discussion here.


Fine.  I'm the cuddling master.  And no, I wouldn't cuddle you.
2014-02-02 12:04:28 PM  
1 vote:
For 80 bucks I'd want more than snuggling.
2014-02-02 12:01:14 PM  
1 vote:
World's worst hooker:

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2014-02-02 11:05:10 AM  
1 vote:
FTH:"Professional cuddler" charges $80 dollars an hour to spoon with you. No word on how much she charges to fork

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Good jorb, submittard.
2014-02-02 11:01:29 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-02 11:00:34 AM  
1 vote:
Haven't needed this for a while.

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2014-02-02 10:59:30 AM  
1 vote:
I can't think of anyhing more uncomfortable than trying not to get a boner whilst in the spoon position.
2014-02-02 10:57:48 AM  
1 vote:
Draft em out of high school straight into the pros?

/got nuthin
2014-02-02 10:57:38 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-02 08:41:43 AM  
1 vote:

EvilEgg: AverageAmericanGuy: EvilEgg: Or you could get a dog.

Over the lifetime of the commitment, it seems like a dog would end up costing you a lot more.

I guess it depends on how much cuddling you want. A dog doesn't set a timer when he lies down with you.


However, people do frown on your relationship with your dog if you want to be in your lab. So there is that.
 
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