zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: JerseyTim: If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?So how many people who would claim there is nothing sexual about cuddling would cuddle with the wrong gender for you to fark?Huh?
AverageAmericanGuy: EvilEgg: Or you could get a dog.Over the lifetime of the commitment, it seems like a dog would end up costing you a lot more.
if_i_really_have_to: Why do the men on fark find it so hard to believe that sex is not the only physical comfort human beings want or need? What are people who aren't a relationship supposed to do when they need a cuddle and a back rub?I can only assume you used to get sexually aroused when cuddling your mother, and therefore can't understand the need for non-sexual physical comfort.
walktoanarcade: They're just trying to lull you into a false sense of security then-BAM!She has pushed play on Dances With Wolves and you feel obligated to watch it with her, but you really just wanted to fark and then go grab some pizza and get on with your day.
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