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(Huffington Post)   "Professional cuddler" charges $80 dollars an hour to spoon with you. No word on how much she charges to fork   ( divider line
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2014-02-02 08:15:53 AM  
3 votes:
FTA:  "-- emotional generosity that isn't concerned with getting anything in return...."

Wait... I thought she was getting paid....
2014-02-02 12:36:42 PM  
2 votes:

zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: JerseyTim: If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?

So how many people who would claim there is nothing sexual about cuddling would cuddle with the wrong gender for you to fark?


Im trying to start a Vince and Jules Foot massage style discussion here.
2014-02-02 10:59:30 AM  
2 votes:
I can't think of anyhing more uncomfortable than trying not to get a boner whilst in the spoon position.
2014-02-02 10:56:05 AM  
2 votes:
Good headline, subby
2014-02-02 08:31:39 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: EvilEgg: Or you could get a dog.

Over the lifetime of the commitment, it seems like a dog would end up costing you a lot more.

I guess it depends on how much cuddling you want. A dog doesn't set a timer when he lies down with you.
2014-02-03 03:41:17 AM  
1 vote:

if_i_really_have_to: Why do the men on fark find it so hard to believe that sex is not the only physical comfort human beings want or need?  What are people who aren't a relationship supposed to do when they need a cuddle and a back rub?

I can only assume you used to get sexually aroused when cuddling your mother, and therefore can't understand the need for non-sexual physical comfort.

If you go to the window and look out it, do you see rainbows and unicorns?

HTFU for crying out loud.
2014-02-02 01:57:59 PM  
1 vote:

walktoanarcade: They're just trying to lull you into a false sense of security then-BAM!

She has pushed play on Dances With Wolves and you feel obligated to watch it with her, but you really just wanted to fark and then go grab some pizza and get on with your day.

Next thing you know, she's stopped cleaning the apartment, yet you're still paying her.

Also, trying to be religious, I avoid any physical contact with the opposite sex (non-close-relations). That just mean the effect of actually snuggling with my SO is almost always arousing
2014-02-02 11:27:26 AM  
1 vote:
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"Just the tip?"
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2014-02-02 08:26:06 AM  
1 vote:
Or you could get a dog.
2014-02-02 08:17:26 AM  
1 vote:
If you wind up sleeping with your professional cuddler, is that sporking?
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