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(SFGate)   A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 32
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2014-02-02 11:16:07 AM
8 votes:
FTFHL: A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones

Depends.
2014-02-02 01:13:26 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-02 11:26:52 AM
5 votes:
My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


www.thenewcanadians.com
2014-02-02 11:22:21 AM
5 votes:

blog.sfgate.com

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille

2014-02-02 11:18:24 AM
5 votes:
She looks like she owns lots of cats.
2014-02-02 09:45:23 AM
5 votes:
I'd like to see her naked to be sure.  I bet she's got acute angina.
2014-02-02 11:29:21 AM
4 votes:
i59.tinypic.com
2014-02-02 11:52:31 AM
3 votes:
ic.pics.livejournal.com

She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.
2014-02-02 11:42:58 AM
3 votes:

theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

img.fark.net

Two of the beauties...


I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.
2014-02-02 10:42:58 AM
3 votes:
No, I would not, subby. And I may not think about sex now for like a whole five minutes.
2014-02-02 05:38:13 AM
3 votes:
No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.
2014-02-02 12:13:39 PM
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-02 12:06:46 PM
2 votes:
C'mon, subby. Don't you know the fat, neck bearded losers on fark only date blunt kneed supermodels? She is WAY below their standards. Which are likely based on their moms, which is weird but hey, what ever floats you boat, fatties.
2014-02-02 11:28:15 AM
2 votes:

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.
2014-02-02 11:25:50 AM
2 votes:

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell
2014-02-02 11:21:39 AM
2 votes:
The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.
2014-02-02 11:18:58 AM
2 votes:
proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery
2014-02-02 10:49:17 AM
2 votes:
I wanted to come in here and make a joke about flagpole sitting and brewing moonshine in the bathtub during prohibition with Jacky Underoos in TFA up there but I figure if I actually make it to 62, I'll probably look like a bar of melted white chocolate.  So, I don't think I really have any room to criticize.  Yeah, I'd throw her a bone.
2014-02-02 04:39:40 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-02 01:59:47 PM
1 votes:

i478.photobucket.com

2014-02-02 01:13:31 PM
1 votes:
What's her granddaughter look like? Just asking.
2014-02-02 12:29:00 PM
1 votes:
When did big old granny panties turn into "lingerie"?
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:44:35 AM
1 votes:

Badgers: theflatline: [blog.sfgate.com image 241x363]

[img.fark.net image 241x363]

Two of the beauties...

I thought she was burned at the stake... twice... on American Horror Story.


That's a farking sixhead, right there. Holy crap!
2014-02-02 11:39:55 AM
1 votes:
I would hit that like a wild banchi ... that woman is very sexy.
2014-02-02 11:38:07 AM
1 votes:
I threw up in my mouth
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:36:34 AM
1 votes:
Nope. And I'm 52+.
So is my gal, and she is so very much prettier than that pic.
And no gray hair.
And has nice bewbies.
And doesn't have that 'hard' look, for lack of a better term, that seems to be what so many models have.
Why do so many models put themselves together in a way that kills any semblance of 'warm and soft and womanly'.


/Lucky me? Damned straight skippy.
//pics?forget it.go get your fapping pics elsewhere
2014-02-02 11:35:38 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because in many other cultures outside of North America, women prefer older men for experience and maturity.  It is not always about the money.
2014-02-02 11:34:42 AM
1 votes:
Being 69 years old I'd say yea, I'd jump that kid.
2014-02-02 11:16:55 AM
1 votes:
I think it's cool they chose an older model.
2014-02-02 10:01:51 AM
1 votes:
Wait for a mature thread to pop up on /s/. You'll see dozens more sexagenarians hotter than her.
2014-02-02 09:39:54 AM
1 votes:
All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?
2014-02-02 08:13:18 AM
1 votes:
Nope!

i131.photobucket.com
 
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