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2014-02-02 05:38:13 AM
11 votes:
No, I would not. And I feel very confident in my heterosexuality in saying that.
2014-02-02 08:30:39 AM
7 votes:
www.rockol.it

Emmylou Harris looks better.
2014-02-02 09:39:54 AM
5 votes:
All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-02 11:36:34 AM
4 votes:
Nope. And I'm 52+.
So is my gal, and she is so very much prettier than that pic.
And no gray hair.
And has nice bewbies.
And doesn't have that 'hard' look, for lack of a better term, that seems to be what so many models have.
Why do so many models put themselves together in a way that kills any semblance of 'warm and soft and womanly'.


/Lucky me? Damned straight skippy.
//pics?forget it.go get your fapping pics elsewhere
2014-02-02 10:42:58 AM
4 votes:
No, I would not, subby. And I may not think about sex now for like a whole five minutes.
2014-02-02 05:44:43 AM
4 votes:
She's no Helen Mirren; thats for sure.
2014-02-02 11:18:58 AM
3 votes:
proof again that easy access to pornography has completely desensitised involuntarily abstinent young men to normal sexual imagery
2014-02-02 09:22:34 AM
3 votes:
Do not click on the slide show below, sure many women who aged very well and with style, but a couple of fright masks.

/hope my wife ages as gracefully.
2014-02-02 11:38:51 AM
2 votes:
NO SUBS, but there are some that are older that i would FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD please see below:

nyoobserver.files.wordpress.comcbsmix1065.files.wordpress.comupload.wikimedia.orgi.telegraph.co.uk
2014-02-02 11:35:23 AM
2 votes:
I'd do a 62 year old in a heart beat, almost did, but just not that one.
2014-02-02 11:28:15 AM
2 votes:

Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.


Not always, but it is amusing when the young, stupid ones think they're flattering us with their feeble' attempts.
2014-02-02 11:25:01 AM
2 votes:
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
2014-02-02 10:49:17 AM
2 votes:
I wanted to come in here and make a joke about flagpole sitting and brewing moonshine in the bathtub during prohibition with Jacky Underoos in TFA up there but I figure if I actually make it to 62, I'll probably look like a bar of melted white chocolate.  So, I don't think I really have any room to criticize.  Yeah, I'd throw her a bone.
2014-02-02 08:13:18 AM
2 votes:
Nope!

i131.photobucket.com
2014-02-02 08:11:32 AM
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2014-02-02 08:31:29 PM
1 votes:

buny101: Only if I were 82. I mean, heck, I am 45 right now, and I have a wife...and a gf who is 31...and a potential gf who is 24. I am not explaining...I'm bragging! HAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
static-l3.blogcritics.org
2014-02-02 12:14:13 PM
1 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: Dudes on this site are just too picky. I'll be lucky to look that good when I'm 62.


Seconded.

An older plain woman who knows what she's doing is so much better than a beautiful young woman who just lays there like a Real Doll. If looks is what matters, then you might as well just get yourselves Real Dolls.
2014-02-02 11:52:31 AM
1 votes:
ic.pics.livejournal.com

She's 64.

And whoever pulled me out would be henceforth King of England.
2014-02-02 11:38:12 AM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Prey4reign: cabbyman: The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.

The best thing about sex with older women is they're truly appreciative of the attention.

they don't swell
they don't tell
and they're grateful as hell

So give me an older woman every time.

Ah! the old Benny Hill refrain.  A classic.  Had you not posted it, I would have.

Being 61 myself, I'd gladly hit Ms. O'Shaughnessy - if she'd have me.  Face it, most women don't age nearly so well as she has, neither do men.

As the youngsters dissing her today become no longer youngsters, they'll also become no longer so picky.
2014-02-02 11:38:07 AM
1 votes:
I threw up in my mouth
2014-02-02 11:38:01 AM
1 votes:

edmo: All you nopers be sure and check back in when you're sixty, eh?




When I was a kid, I used to wonder if I would find old women attractive when I was old myself. I can't say for certain what the future holds, but now that I'm 48, my tastes in what I find physically attractive have not changed since my teens. The future isn't as good as it used to be; we should have had anti aging drugs that would have women in their fifties still looking as though they were in their twenties by now.
2014-02-02 11:28:32 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Emmylou Harris is friggin lovely.
2014-02-02 11:26:52 AM
1 votes:
My coworker is from Laos and figured she was only a couple years past me, somewhere in her early 40s. Turns out she's 62.
It sort of gave me hope, as I figured this was their destiny:


www.thenewcanadians.com
2014-02-02 11:22:21 AM
1 votes:

blog.sfgate.com

I'm ready for my close up Mr. DeMille

2014-02-02 11:22:17 AM
1 votes:

FizixJunkee: How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?


Because money.
2014-02-02 11:21:46 AM
1 votes:
www.celebutopia.net

The Uptown Girl is 60 yrs old
2014-02-02 11:21:39 AM
1 votes:
The best part about sex with older women is hearing their hips snap.
2014-02-02 11:20:03 AM
1 votes:
How many of you Farkers are certain your dicks will still be working when you're 62 years old? And that women 20 or 30 years younger than you will want to fark you then?
2014-02-02 11:18:24 AM
1 votes:
She looks like she owns lots of cats.
2014-02-02 11:16:55 AM
1 votes:
I think it's cool they chose an older model.
2014-02-02 11:16:07 AM
1 votes:
FTFHL: A 62-year-old gray-haired lingerie model? You'd still jump those bones

Depends.
2014-02-02 10:45:59 AM
1 votes:

RexTalionis: [www.rockol.it image 480x360]

Emmylou Harris looks better.


Oh HELL yes.
2014-02-02 09:45:23 AM
1 votes:
I'd like to see her naked to be sure.  I bet she's got acute angina.
 
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